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Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


I've been a goon half my life. Suck my dick.

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texasmed
May 27, 2004
:firstpost:

only been a goon 1/3 of my life

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

*sees thread and gets all excited at another opportunity to remind everyone that guys, honestly, i have been lurking these forums since way before my reg date seriously haha not lying*

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I discovered SA in 2005 but it took me another 2 years to find out the forums existed. I thought the front page and stuff like Fashion Swat (rip dr thorpe) and the Comedy Goldmine was the entire site.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
there's a front page?

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

I didn't even realize there was a forum until that front page update about goons loving with people in an online dating game. I was like "what is a goon?"

Then I started lurking the forums and was forced to register when I could no longer read the thread about the ferry captain that got a load of piss dumped on him and his passengers by Bare Naked Ladies or whatever.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SHARTING BEAR posted:

I didn't even realize there was a forum until that front page update about goons loving with people in an online dating game. I was like "what is a goon?"

Then I started lurking the forums and was forced to register when I could no longer read the thread about the ferry captain that got a load of piss dumped on him and his passengers by Bare Naked Ladies or whatever.

Dave Matthews Band

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Dave Matthews Band

White person alert

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

karma_coma posted:

White person alert

Brush up on your Goon lore dumbass

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Goon Lore should be a subforum

What was that "Katie" thing? Wasn't it some pre-catfish type shenanigans?

I can't remember but I read all of that poo poo

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Windows 98 posted:

If you search google images for "something awful" this comes up



Transgender porn star Sarina Valentina.

Lol at all of those posters who clearly knew who it was but didn't want to out themselves as liking both boobs and wieners.

EDIT: She looks like a gross barbie doll person now tho

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Those fake tits are atrocious

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

nice jugs tranny

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
prongles, is ballshit

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Brush up on your Goon lore dumbass

I was in Zambia for a while sorry goddamn don't rape me online

Yngvai
Dec 27, 2005
Indeed i am the fastest
What happened to that bald creepy guy bigpeeler or something

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Anyone who offs themselves on their 10-year regdate anniversary should get free plat.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
plat is a mark of shame so yeah id say let them have it by then

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Yngvai posted:

What happened to that bald creepy guy bigpeeler or something

He's been dead for quite sometime I believe

opie
Nov 28, 2000
Check out my TFLC Excuse Log!

krampster2 posted:

*sees thread and gets all excited at another opportunity to remind everyone that guys, honestly, i have been lurking these forums since way before my reg date seriously haha not lying*
I'm not ashamed to admit I started shitposting 10 minutes after I found the forums oops there I go again

it was free

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Yngvai posted:

What happened to that bald creepy guy bigpeeler or something

He was crucified, dead and buried. He descended into Hell, the third day he rose again from the dead. He ascended into Heaven, and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father Almighty. From thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

karma_coma posted:

He's been dead for quite sometime I believe

his twitter is active https://twitter.com/Bigpeeler

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


I know what I have to do. I'll be back.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

opie posted:

I'm not ashamed to admit I started shitposting 10 minutes after I found the forums oops there I go again

it was free

same but it wasn't free

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

that 2001 archive is really good

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

50ph15t0 posted:

cool! Let's clone Hitler and adjust his dna so that he's left-wing instead of right-wing. Before you know it, we'll be rounding up those 'bible people' and sending them off to camps so they can learn how to work reeeeeal hard to pay welfare to all those single mothers with four kids. Then we can pass a constitutional amendment banning any sort of private ownership of firearms. The vagrant walking down the street can kick in our doors and rape our daughters because he has a gun and we 'law-abiders' don't; knows there's nothing in the house to stop him. And if we hit him with a baseball bat, he can sue us for damages.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

MoneyMark posted:

I'm sitting here in absolute darkness, my headphones on and Aphex Twin's selected ambient works playing, a fly buzzing around the screen every so often.

As I scroll quickly through a thread I pass by this:



and as I do so I SWEAR that Euro pulsates... I go back up, and it seems normal. But everytime I focus on another part of the screen there in the peripheral of my vision is Euro PULSATING AND poo poo. It must be a combination of the poor lighting, the lack of sleep, and the fact that Euro's all black on a bright background.

OR MAYBE EURO IS loving VIGO BACK FROM THE DEAD (THE DEAD DEAD THAT IS) TO GET BILL MURRAY AND SIGOURNEY WEAVERS LOVE CHILD SO HE MIGHT POSSESS IT AND RETURN TO THE PHYSICAL PLANE TO RULE THE WORLD!!

QUICK, TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006
Unban Keep It Real

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

SHARTING BEAR posted:

Goon Lore should be a subforum

It really should should. LOWTAX??!!

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

In the beginning Lowtax created the site, and the forum. The site was humorless and void, and gayness was over the surface of the forum , and Lowtax saw that it was Something Awful.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Smiling Mandrill posted:

In the beginning Lowtax created the site, and the forum. The site was humorless and void, and gayness was over the surface of the forum , and Lowtax saw that it was Something Awful.

im gay.


yeah.


btw. im gay.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

The Mad Archivist posted:

what year was the dan lirette saga again

2009 was a good year

neptuneL38
Jul 23, 2002

get some chuckas fucka
im a 2002, so suck on my nuts

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

cthulusnewzulubbq posted:

2009 was a good year

doobie is nothing compared to brainless crybabies.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.

mango sentinel posted:

Transgender porn star Sarina Valentina.

Lol at all of those posters who clearly knew who it was but didn't want to out themselves as liking both boobs and wieners.

EDIT: She looks like a gross barbie doll person now tho

Yeah, I did a reverse google image search and was more disappointed by the barbie look than the penis.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

amityville anus posted:

Bring back DPPH

NotLowtax pls

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

The Mad Archivist posted:

what year was the dan lirette saga again

'08-09? I think. That whole mess is still my favorite thing that ever happened on SA. I even bought my girlfriend at the time an account so she could read it but she didn't think it was funny so I dumped her.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

brick cow posted:

'08-09? I think. That whole mess is still my favorite thing that ever happened on SA. I even bought my girlfriend at the time an account so she could read it but she didn't think it was funny so I dumped her.


the litmus lirette test

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:regd05: 4 lyfe

twoday fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Mar 4, 2015

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