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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Kindly revert and do the needful

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d0s
Jun 28, 2004

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i witness constant rape

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
hi

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

hello my name is john

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

give your reference number, please, sir

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
no sir i am on station right down the road from you


sir no no i am not in Mumbai

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


HonorableTB posted:

Kindly revert and do the needful

Just close it now this is really all you need to say.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
i install the java but it not compile, kindly provide assistance and view attachment provided herewith

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

hello my name is frank

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
if this resolves your issue can I close the ticket?

I'm not your goddamn supervisor motherfucker, idgaf about your tickets

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
no sir you do not understand

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

can you to please sending your software requirements in MICROSOFT Power Point (.pptx, please!) formats??

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
*encounters a bug. sits there reading cricket for days until someone who's not an h-1b asks what the gently caress is going on*

ah yes, i have a problem and did not know how to resolve

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i just caused some fat american to go into rage-induced cardiac on the other side of the planet and all i had to do was talk to him in accented english

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i just caused some fat american to go into rage-induced cardiac on the other side of the planet and all i had to do was talk to him in accented english

by the fifteenth time i placed him on hold

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i just caused some fat american to go into rage-induced cardiac on the other side of the planet and all i had to do was talk to him in accented english

lol

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
who else would like to be going outside to poo poo in the vacant lot?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hello sometimes i am competent and helpful, sometimes i am not. pretty much like anyone else working in it *in an indian accent*

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
hahaha we have jobs that filthy americans are not good enough to have. Now we get to frustrate them on the phones. This is a sweet rear end gig.

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

Armitage posted:

hahaha we have jobs that filthy americans are not good enough to have wont do for $2/hour. Now we get to frustrate them on the phones. This is a sweet rear end gig.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Have you tried raping it off and back on again?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

amityville anus posted:

Have you tried raping it off and back on again?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Hello sir have you tried *reads off website tech support for 30 minutes*

Oh dear I'm afraid we'll have to escalate this.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Remotes into work machine and idles. Bills company anyway for consulting while working on a project for another.

Get mad cash and white pussy.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
*has 50 other colleagues all working within a 6x6 cubicle*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

"If you're in India don't get treated for anything that you think can wait. The good Indian doctors leave or don't go back to India, the ones that are there believe in magic."

- My father's Indian surgeon.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*makes the SA forums crash*

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Time to post on stack exchange 50 times asking the same question that an undergrad comp sci major can solve. My job title is senior development engineer.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
invents a new technique for chipping flint arrowheads

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
I understand your frustration and we do apologize

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
finds uses for parts of the buffalo you didn't know existed

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Harald posted:

finds uses for parts of the buffalo you didn't know existed

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
One of my old managers from an old job was a direct Indian immigrant. He worked in a call center before coming to America. And they train them rigorously to impersonate American accents to the point where you couldn't tell the difference. He showed me all the different accents he can do and it's like watching a god drat voice actor. Especially his southern accent.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004


sorry to quote but this must be done every 2 minutes or else

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


*can't find brain dumps for whatever cert he's trying to cheat on*
*doesn't bother using Google*

*furiously spams forums and Facebook groups*

HELLO I AM NEEDING THE VCE FILES FOR MY CCNP PLEASE THIS IS URGENT PLEASE EMAIL DIRECTLY TO ME

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

amityville anus posted:

Have you tried raping it off and back on again?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
*knows how to breed maize for cultivation in almost any climate but never developed a smallpox vaccine*

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
We are receiving many warnings from your Windows(TM) computer about viruses, could you please go to the affected computer and turn it on??

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Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

*is a walking talking bobblehead*

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