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HOLLOW DIS IS JAKE FROM CALLYFORN-YAH WOT IS THE IZZUE 2DAY??
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Mar 4, 2015 01:35
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i'm sorry maam but none of my superiors are available at the moment
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Mar 4, 2015 01:37
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Take cookie to the monkey if he don't take it or throw it back it's like oh no!!!!!!!
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Mar 4, 2015 01:48
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I have a problem, could you kindly assist. Here's 75 full resolution screenshots of the issue I'm having.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:04
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Thread is a good honeypot for all the software devs on gbs (I'm a software dev)
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Mar 4, 2015 02:07
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*does that head wobble thing when asked a question*
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Mar 4, 2015 02:10
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Card Holder states he did not do the transaction. Removed block from card.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:11
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<Has never resolved one single problem>
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Mar 4, 2015 02:11
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDfodlSZos For my next trick, I'll go completely silent and show the greasy american pictures of 9/11 and hebrewish music to make him think Terriosts are invading his computer.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:12
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*funny india accent* oh hello i am the india phone guy. yes i am going to eat the curry
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Mar 4, 2015 02:13
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we must take apart power supply to troubleshoot. computer is not getting enough power. I will now touch this big cylinder with screwdriver.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:14
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Suicide rates in india are absurd but papers won't report them as such because it's rude so it's always IT workers falling off balconies because of the wind or accidentally drinking pesticides because the instructions weren't in their language.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:21
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*has no concept of fundamental software design practices and is incapable of understanding their importance*
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Mar 4, 2015 02:22
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Gentle reminder. Kind regards, Arun Patesh Ramaswamy Gurusankin
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Mar 4, 2015 02:41
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My manager (software dev job) lives in Mumbai, a few weeks ago he was on sick leave for like 2 weeks because he caught typhoid.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:45
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Stentorian Hoot posted:*does that head wobble thing when asked a question* fwiw this is because in some parts of india that wobble is their equivalent to nodding yes to show agreement or understanding.
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Mar 4, 2015 02:48
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Have you tried raping it on and off the bus?
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Mar 4, 2015 02:50
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Magnitogorsk. posted:*has no concept of fundamental software design practices and is incapable of understanding their importance* *qa dept consists of no actual humans but giant rubber stamps in swivel chairs*
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Mar 4, 2015 02:50
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*is part of the tech worker caste*
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Mar 4, 2015 02:50
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i want to be a mill on air
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Mar 4, 2015 02:55
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*works 15 hours days in desperate hope that employer will not pull H1B visa*
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Mar 4, 2015 02:57
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*needs detailed instructions, to write the same block of code he did in the last sprint
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Mar 4, 2015 03:06
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*asks you to spell your name but won't spell his when you ask* No sir that option is not a possibility.
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Mar 4, 2015 03:23
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"Hello, I am calling on behalf of a circuit issue" "Ok, can I have the circuit ID?" "Ah yes, I do not have. You know the circuit, yes?" "No you need to know that, and tell me..." "What is the ticket number from you for this issue?" "What?!"
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Mar 4, 2015 03:42
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q:what do u call the kernels amidst the stacks overflowing in a maze of corridors in a cubicle farm, acrid and musty with an earthy and pungent curry aroma? a:indians have hundreds of words for maize q:what do u call an indian plumber a:an indian plumber
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Mar 4, 2015 03:45
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Crow_Rodeo posted:"Hello, I am calling on behalf of a circuit issue" Is this like that prank where they sick two chinese delivery joints on each other?
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Mar 4, 2015 03:56
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Necc0 posted:Is this like that prank where they sick two chinese delivery joints on each other? no it's actual conversation I had with another human being 
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Mar 4, 2015 03:57
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"Why don't you just send me an email, I'm in a meeting right now."
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Mar 4, 2015 03:57
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Every day I dodge rapists and muggers, trudge through poo poo caked streets and cross a rickety bridged made of mottled ropes (it's the only nearby crossing of the Ganges that doesn't involve getting wet) for a pittance. But it's the best job available for an untouchable like me. The only highlight in all this misery is when I get to waste some fat gently caress American's time. We play games. We see how long we can get them to wait on hold, how many times we can transfer them back to ourselves (acting as a manager) before they catch on, and so on. What are they going to do? Complain? They can't even pronounce my name right. The companies they buy their crappy products from don't care because we are so much cheaper. If I made someone scream in rage at me that day, I feel happy during my trudge home. Such is life.
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Mar 4, 2015 04:02
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company hired a dev in india and like 2 weeks in he literally just doesn't show up to work. took his laptop and phone and poo poo and just left. a guy later told me he got another job and just didn't bother telling anyone. loving lol
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Mar 4, 2015 04:09
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Boy, your hard drive is filled with more poo poo than the river Ganges!
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Mar 4, 2015 04:11
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dk2m posted:company hired a dev in india and like 2 weeks in he literally just doesn't show up to work. took his laptop and phone and poo poo and just left. a guy later told me he got another job and just didn't bother telling anyone. loving lol sounds like he found a better paying job than yours lol!
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Mar 4, 2015 04:13
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Magnitogorsk. posted:*has no concept of fundamental software design practices and is incapable of understanding their importance* loving this
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Mar 4, 2015 04:14
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man I read these guy's documentation notes, they literally write do the needful all the time
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Mar 4, 2015 04:15
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*is given simple project, copies and pastes first google result even slightly related, completely ignores requirements outlined in project and existing code structure, is somehow mystified when code review fails* but this does work,,, right?? please allow project through
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Mar 4, 2015 04:16
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"Base this feature off of how this other project does it, use that for inspiration, but tailor the feature to fit this application" *copies and pastes feature + god knows how much other code that happened to be anywhere near it from other project, commits it, calls it a day*
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Mar 4, 2015 04:18
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*breaks dozens of unit tests* *checks code in anyway*
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Mar 4, 2015 04:19
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*misspells class names in core architecture* *architecture becomes dependent on archaic dependencies between dozens of classes all spelled slightly differently*
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Mar 4, 2015 04:34
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*rolls own JDBC library despite us shelling out the big bucks for oracle because WHY THE gently caress NOT* boy that was a fun bug to track down 
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Mar 4, 2015 04:35
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Necc0 posted:*misspells class names in core architecture* aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Mar 4, 2015 04:36
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