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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





i use the bounder and then when i'm put on a really long time out or the shift manager gets mad at me and i punch the wall ash and cinder burst around my fist and i feel like the good avenger the black one

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



good demonstration of the sucking-up-the-chocolate-milk-i-spilled technique very advanced

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
clasdic allows for angling the cigerates with your thumb and you can ash effectivly by flicking your thumb against the filter and

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

clasdic allows for angling the cigerates with your thumb and you can ash effectivly by flicking your thumb against the filter and

good point, with bounder you are suck smoking until you've burnt the back of all of your digits unless you sit upside down on the couch watching spiderman on teletoon retro sundays

also two finger techniques leave u able to hold and manipulate other objects like shown here

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I hold them between my lips and squint while leaning against brick walls. When I see somebody I know I'll subtly tip my head back in acknowledgement.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Beige posted:

I hold them between my lips and squint while leaning against brick walls. When I see somebody I know I'll subtly tip my head back in acknowledgement.

this is pro tier and should only be attenpted by the very experienced

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
they forgot the old asian man

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





i call this walterboarding but u need a friend named walter

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

i hold em between my teeth and wiggle my jaw to make them dance merrily :)

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i prefer the old satan, it's where you stick two ciggies in ur hair like satan horns

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Good Lord Fisher! posted:

i hold em between my teeth and wiggle my jaw to make them dance merrily :)

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i prefer the old satan, it's where you stick two ciggies in ur hair like satan horns

imagine if u did both drat you look like a cigarette voodoo doll

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

oh poo poo apparently i was smoking like a woman back when i smoked this is really embarrassing

feel like i need to apologize to all my friends right this second

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

oh poo poo apparently i was smoking like a woman back when i smoked this is really embarrassing

feel like i need to apologize to all my friends right this second

Mate I sit with my legs crossed and hold fags woman style all the time. No shame at all, nor should I have.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

be sure to let them know you are not a woman, though your ciggie technique may have confused them

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF

A misanthrope posted:

oh poo poo apparently i was smoking like a woman back when i smoked this is really embarrassing

feel like i need to apologize to all my friends right this second

lmao your gay

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Beige posted:

Mate I sit with my legs crossed and hold fags woman style all the time. No shame at all, nor should I have.

yeah but you probably look classy. i probably looked like buffalo bill practicing in his lady skin suit

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




lol scared of the smoke like drat man what'd u think was gonna happen lol silly


A misanthrope posted:

oh poo poo apparently i was smoking like a woman back when i smoked this is really embarrassing

feel like i need to apologize to all my friends right this second

it's cool we didn't say anything becuz it matched ur skirt well

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i smoked in the manner of the Gentry, OP

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
the Travolta is pretty iconic to :siren: 90s kids :siren:

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

A misanthrope posted:

yeah but you probably look classy. i probably looked like buffalo bill practicing in his lady skin suit

I am English. It might be that.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

lol scared of the smoke like drat man what'd u think was gonna happen lol silly


it's cool we didn't say anything becuz it matched ur skirt well

oh good

you're good people social vegan. i hope they make a best posters of the year thraed so i can nominate you

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014





this one is for all the jews

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Jonny 290 posted:

the Travolta is pretty iconic to :siren: 90s kids :siren:



ADVANCeD FORM NOT FOR BEGINNERS

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Start puffin' boy

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they left out holding your cigarette between your thumb and middle finger darting your eyes around every once in a while like you're looking out for someone while you smoke. combined with this move:

Beige posted:

I hold them between my lips and squint while leaning against brick walls. When I see somebody I know I'll subtly tip my head back in acknowledgement.

and your on your way to being a bad boy

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

what has become of the smoking baby?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
There's a scene in kiss kiss bang bang where Robert downy Jr. lights up a cigarette and rolls it from one side of his mouth to the other and it's awesome as hell

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Darkman Fanpage posted:

what has become of the smoking baby?

he killed the loving dream

http://nypost.com/2013/11/17/world-famous-smoking-baby-quits-40-cigarette-per-day-habit/

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they prob turned him into a pretty tight pair of moccasins tho

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

lol at the third world's standard of obese

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nefarious posted:

lol at the third world's standard of obese

lol they say he got a junk food addiction now but show me some food from there that isn't literal junk

Lysator
Mar 1, 2015
Classic cigar or chap. Everything else feels awkward when smoking cigars, but I am always open for suggestions to badass it up a bit .

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
do these techniques cross over to vaping

Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Low Desert Punk posted:

do these techniques cross over to vaping

tilt head down and look up like a sad dog cause everyone knows you're trying to quit but can't cold turkey

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Low Desert Punk posted:

do these techniques cross over to vaping

take off the chain wallet and smoke a joint like god intended

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Low Desert Punk posted:

do these techniques cross over to vaping

No, the only technique that works for vaping is the Being a Little Bitch.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
everyone I've ever seen using a vape looks like they'd smell really bad

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The worst vapers are the ones who blow their C3PO dick and make a huge smelly cloud for no reason

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