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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

potee posted:

"That poo poo is so loving good I knew it would kill me."

this is exactly how i feel about meth. so i never do it

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The rock and roll clown I hang out smoked a ton of crack back in the day. He stopped smoking crack after the second heart attack but more importantly right before the third.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



potee posted:

My mom told me she literally moved out of LA after the first time she tried crack

she was like, "That poo poo is so loving good I knew it would kill me." That was way more effective than a million DARE lectures

youre mum sounds liek avery wise, sensual woman

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Dr Cox MD posted:

Never done it, but Erowid's trip reports never fail to satisfy:

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Cocaine.shtml

Skip the "cocaine" ones and look for the "crack" ones.

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=22385

you weren't kidding. the end of this one is the best by far

WD40
Nov 25, 2005

Dr Cox MD posted:

Never done it, but Erowid's trip reports never fail to satisfy:

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Cocaine.shtml

Skip the "cocaine" ones and look for the "crack" ones.

As I dragged my numb and blue right leg, pacing back and forth, I developed a distinctive voice of survival in my head telling me things like, 'never do this again,' 'you're going to make it through,' and 'calm down.' From about 10 P.M. to 1 A.M., I was in a survival ritual. When the routine of going back and forth threatened to hypnotize me into unconsciousness, I would go to the washroom, turn on the tap, and wash my hands (for reasons unknown, this really helped for a shortwhile). Then, when the stimulation of the water threatened to overexcite me, I would go back to my room and walk back and forth. I found that when my legs weakened to the point I could barely walk, folding my hands around my stomach would increase the blood going to my legs. When I could barely feel my hands, I would drop them from their folded position to receive an immediate and comforting rush of blood down my arms and to my hands. And then this terrifying process of sharing of blood between my arms and legs was repeated. When my heartbeat became too weak or erratic, I found that gently putting a hand on my left chest helped restore the beat somewhat. I could do nothing about my lips, gums, and tongue, which were all numb and slightly blue. My tongue was also covered in a frothy, white film.

A trip to the doctors today confirmed that I have developed noticeable and permanent scar tissue on my heart, confirming an authentic heart attack. I am still young, and I used to run cross-country, and still lift weights and play basketball. I owe my survival to my mental and physical fitness - both of which are diminishing. Yet, I am still very new to the crack habit, and I am not ready to give it up yet.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
drug people are really amusing

please keep destroying yourselves and write about it so I can experience your ruin share in some of the fun

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

spacemang_spliff posted:

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=22385

you weren't kidding. the end of this one is the best by far

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=19904

this one is also good esp the end. "I still smoke crack but only 750 mg every other day and I'm not about to lose my kids lol"

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I have heard that it is wack. Confirm/deny

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I've smoked it three times, spread out over 1999-2012.
It was like meth. But amphetamines chill me out so it was just like I was feeling pretty chill, kinda heavy and groovy.
I'm pretty sure YMMV.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
i watched this the other day, it's pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWKo8CLL3ks

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Both crack and meth are kind of underwhelming. Just do coke.

Anyone got any coke? Anyone? Snow? Powder? Just asking questions but seriously does anyone have any coke GIVE ME loving COCAINE

*breaks an expensive musical instrument*

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

spacemang_spliff posted:

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=22385

you weren't kidding. the end of this one is the best by far

quote:

My mood, however, was of celebration. I literally felt like a baby, born again. I went to the mall and smiled at everybody and bought new clothes and a wireless keyboard/mouse for myself. I had many things happen to me that could've killed me but this was the only time I had an internal battle for survival; it was the only time I stared death down.

sweet a wireless keyboard and mouse

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

katlington posted:

youre mum sounds liek avery wise, sensual woman

yeah aside from lapses in judgement like my father and not pulling my head off immediately after i was born she's pretty sharp

other wisdoms include stick to pot, alcohol and xanax, and open an IRA

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
How the hell did I get to this place? Im a white professional 20 something. I started doing coke when I graduated college and fell in love with it quickly. Than one Saturday night about 2 months ago I was doing what I usually do, sitting at home blowing through an 8-ball. I was already in a grips of a healthy coke habit. None of my usual party buds was around and I was horny as hell (Im gay as it happens)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I find cocaine and cocaine accessories underwhelming. One good solid dab of THC oil and I'll go blind and be high all night.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Bling Bling has
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GJMH02ur1k

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

amityville anus posted:

I find cocaine and cocaine accessories underwhelming. One good solid dab of THC oil and I'll go blind and be high all night.

pity quote

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I enjoy cocaine and have used it occasionally for recreation with no issue

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot
i like cocaine, but i hate listening to people talk about cocaine and themselves for hours at a time when i'm on cocaine

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

itsgotmetoo posted:

i like cocaine, but i hate listening to people talk about cocaine and themselves for hours at a time when i'm on cocaine

Stop hanging out with lovely people

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE2tPyGJStQ

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

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Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
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