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Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
Rich are good ppl. Poors are bad.

u watn pool?



u want nice car?



u want girlfriend?



READ ON TO MY 9 REASONS RICH ARE BETTER THAN POOR AND HOW

1. Rich people always keep their goals in sight.
"I focus on my goals every day."
Rich people who agree: 62%
Poor people who agree: 6%

2. And they know what needs to be done today.
"I maintain a daily to-do list."
Rich people who agree: 81%
Poor people who agree: 19%

3. They don't browse Online Forums.
"I browse Online Forums one hour or less per day."
Rich people who agree: 67%
Poor people who agree: 23%

4. They read … but not for fun.
"I love reading."
Rich people who agree: 86%
Poor people who agree: 26%

5. Plus, they're big into audio books.
"I listen to audio books during the commute to work."
Rich people who agree: 63%
Poor people who agree: 5%

6. They have stairs and are protected
"I have stairs in my house and am protected."
Rich people who agree: 81%
Poor people who agree: 17%

7. They aren't hoping to win the jackpot.
"I play the lottery regularly."
Rich people who agree: 6%
Poor people who agree: 77%

8. They watch their waistline.
"I count calories every day."
Rich people who agree: 57%
Poor people who agree: 5%

9. And they don't masturbate as much.
"I don't masturbate everyday."
Rich people who agree: 62%
Poor people who agree: 16%

http://www.entrepreneur.com/article/235228

Fuck da Mods fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Mar 4, 2015

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

gently caress da Mods posted:

9. And they don't masturbate as much.
"I don't masturbate everyday."
Rich people who agree: 62%
Poor people who agree: 16%

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTHlXb0PXh4&t=181

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the cooked flesh of poor ppl is too stringy and gamey

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
this is unironically a good thread. i appreciate the effort op.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
bring back lf

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

huskarl_marx posted:

bring back lf

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Bring back DPPH

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



stay safe ghost dick

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
what's a "poor"?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

social vegan posted:

stay safe ghost dick

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
me and some dudes stole like 10 grand worth of stuff yesterday. i'm going to spend most of it on drugs.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I live out in the country and there's a steel mill just outside of the town I buy groceries (liquor) in and I hate everyone that works there. They're all so fat and stupid. It's like, just stop being poor and wearing sweatpants to work you worthless piece of poo poo.

Hitler had some good ideas is all I'm saying.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

me and some dudes stole like 10 grand worth of stuff yesterday. i'm going to spend most of it on drugs.

reported

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

me and some dudes stole like 10 grand worth of stuff yesterday. i'm going to spend most of it on drugs.

you shouldnt do that

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
If he stole from the rich it's a drop in the bucket

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

stay safe poverty ghost

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Class differences don't exist, OP, if you think they do it is just because you aren't trying hard enough and have a small penis (this advice courtesy E/N)

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

gently caress da Mods posted:

2. And they know what needs to be done today.
"im gay."
Rich people who agree: 81%
Poor people who agree: 19%

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
.
Taco Defender
This one time I smoked crack

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
cruising usa was pretty cool, thanks for the nostalgia OP

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

amityville anus posted:

If he stole from the rich it's a drop in the bucket

confirmed. it was rich people. don't trust ADT, people. i bought a xbone and some meth.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Correlation, causation, and all that.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


Poor people never come up with great ideas like these to keep homeless people away from their condos.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


the real reason is that poors don't have enough money to spend on drugs and still live a happy life like rich people do. if everyone could afford mountains of cocaine the world would be a much gooder smarter place

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster



















quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it think it's good to emphasize values learned from 80s videogame design in contemporary architecture and city planning

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Three Olives posted:



Poor people never come up with great ideas like these to keep homeless people away from their condos.

Is this like pigeon spikes but for the freezing and hungry?

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit: condo chat, Condo Chat, CONDO CHAT

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
don't condone such behavior

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Three Olives posted:



Poor people never come up with great ideas like these to keep homeless people away from their condos.

"We call those Black Spikes. What do you mean that's racist? Of course that's not racist at all. They're called Black Spikes because the turn black from all the coagulated blood when niggers try to lie here" - Texas Condo Man

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lol'n

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004
I know this one poor who gets like 300 bucks a month from the government! !!!! My taxes!!!!

*government can't stop spending trillions on illegal wars, dropping bombs on kids and weddings*

*no one cares*

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Only 300? Better hook them up with the welfare gamers.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Rich people get dignified executions like strangulation and smothering and compression of the testicles, poors we just lock in a room and smother with gas or poison to death.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Three Olives posted:



Poor people never come up with great ideas like these to keep homeless people away from their condos.

Someone peed on you homeless spikes

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

Darth123123 posted:

Someone peed on you homeless spikes
precisely the reason why they need homeless spikes in the first place: poors aren't even housebroken...they piss anywhere lol

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Srsly though poor people leave trash everywere.

Lazy as gently caress.

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Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
im not a rich person but im also good/smart

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