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whatis
Jun 6, 2012
is that a cough? let me tell you about this lavender oil and diffuser my best friend's husband's sister sold me

oh, and that baby fever? just put some peppermint on that fuckin things feet or whatever

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
THC oil all day erryday

:2bong:

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
the essential oils ON MY DICK (its smegma)

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Every day I wake up from my olive oil tub and slip and fall and break my neck and was never found or mourned.

d0s
Jun 28, 2004

i want to watch the oil glisten all over your body

Wank
Apr 26, 2008
Clary Sage is great for lady pains.
Clove is great for a sore tooth.
Marjoram is great for trying to go to sleep.
Use citrus oils (Lemon/Lime/Orange/Mandarin/Tangerine/Lemongrass) for concentration.
Sandalwood and Amber are great for relaxing.
Ylang Ylang makes you so horny.
Frankincense and Myrrh is great to give to a baby god.
Diluted oils are for the birds. 100% only.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.
Drink this to make your butthole sweat

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Cover me in lavender cause I'm about to straight up kill a bitch I'm so stressed out.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Wank posted:

Clary Sage is great for lady pains.
Clove is great for a sore tooth.
Marjoram is great for trying to go to sleep.
Use citrus oils (Lemon/Lime/Orange/Mandarin/Tangerine/Lemongrass) for concentration.
Sandalwood and Amber are great for relaxing.
Ylang Ylang makes you so horny.
Frankincense and Myrrh is great to give to a baby god.
Diluted oils are for the birds. 100% only.

Is tricking a man into taking Clary Sage a good essential oils prank?

As a member of the essential oils community Im always on the lookout for pranks and inside jokes I can share with other members.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Wank posted:

Clary Sage is great for lady pains.
Clove is great for a sore tooth.
Marjoram is great for trying to go to sleep.
Use citrus oils (Lemon/Lime/Orange/Mandarin/Tangerine/Lemongrass) for concentration.
Sandalwood and Amber are great for relaxing.
Ylang Ylang makes you so horny.
Frankincense and Myrrh is great to give to a baby god.
Diluted oils are for the birds. 100% only.

what do i drink if i want a +2 to str im having trouble with the dragon in the next room

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Knew someone who was legit freaked that she her son swallowed a quarter that there was no oil to make the passage of the coin easier.

Also she has terrible heartburn to the point where she vomits and has said that she's worried about dying during an endoscopy.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

it's essential to use oil when banging another dude's butt

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Cool thing about essential oils:

ATF won't let you have a still to make liquor.

But they will let you have one to make "essential oils".

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


You seem agitated, let's calm you down with some of my bath and body works chamomile and lavender aromatic lotion

let me rub it on yo face boi

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


krampster2 posted:

it's essential to use oil when banging another dude's butt

cant be mad when watching that av dance

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
is this thread about sandalwood or some poo poo i dont know i wasnt paying attention

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Iron Prince posted:

is this thread about sandalwood or some poo poo i dont know i wasnt paying attention

i think it's about sentient dinosaurs

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

what's that you got? spaghetti sauce? put lavender in it.
what's that you have there? is that some hot dogs? lavender
lavender. put lavender in it. try adding some lavender.

fattredd
Mar 4, 2015

Woops
Lavender scent is way too powerful for me. It makes me feel sick and I can't get away fast enough.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

i think it's about sentient dinosaurs

Man those velocaraptors are pretty smart according to that movie

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Tiny Lowtax posted:

cant be mad when watching that av dance

your av is pretty jolly but then i see your title and i'm all like "wowzers!"

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

fattredd posted:

Lavender scent is way too powerful for me. It makes me feel sick and I can't get away fast enough.

im pretty sure they make an essential oil for dealing with lavender-induced nausea

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
its more lavender

fattredd
Mar 4, 2015

Woops

whatis posted:

im pretty sure they make an essential oil for dealing with lavender-induced nausea

This makes me cry

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fattredd posted:

This makes me cry

dab some lavender under your eyes to protect your skin

Woodglue
May 8, 2008

Ringo Star Get posted:

Knew someone who was legit freaked that she her son swallowed a quarter that there was no oil to make the passage of the coin easier.

Also she has terrible heartburn to the point where she vomits and has said that she's worried about dying during an endoscopy.

Luckily I'm sure there is an oil for esophageal cancer that the oncologist doesn't want you to know about with one weird trick.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Is there an oil I can use to make my dick bigger?

(asking for a friend)

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

if you get right down to it essential oils are basically the 'essence' of the thing they smell like, in other words, they are the souls of them. YOu are dabbling with souls here and frankly that doesn't sound so great imo

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
Essential oils smell nice. But that's all I can say for them.

Except Patchouli. gently caress that skunk jizz.

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
essential... oils?

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
please view this informative video for more information, thanks friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs_cbGYkRMc

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

That woman has the face of a depressed midget battling alcoholism.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Ringo Star Get posted:

Knew someone who was legit freaked that she her son swallowed a quarter that there was no oil to make the passage of the coin easier.

Also she has terrible heartburn to the point where she vomits and has said that she's worried about dying during an endoscopy.

I think mineral oil will make yoi pass prerty much anythibg you ve swallowed recently

The Kestrel
Dec 16, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

if you get right down to it essential oils are basically the 'essence' of the thing they smell like, in other words, they are the souls of them. YOu are dabbling with souls here and frankly that doesn't sound so great imo

This guy knows what he's talking about. Don't let anyone take your essence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1KvgtEnABY&t=2m41s
:freep:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

if you get right down to it essential oils are basically the 'essence' of the thing they smell like, in other words, they are the souls of them. YOu are dabbling with souls here and frankly that doesn't sound so great imo

That's why I got into it though. It really helps my Necromancy.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

if you get right down to it essential oils are basically the 'essence' of the thing they smell like, in other words, they are the souls of them. YOu are dabbling with souls here and frankly that doesn't sound so great imo

on the other hand, if you have the E.O. of a thing that taste/smells good, you have something really special

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
My home smells like a swimming pool most of the time because I mop with bleach. Sometimes I put rose oil in a diffuser though. i don't know if that has magical powers or not but my house smells like a wedding or funeral parlor which is a nice change from smelling like a pool.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I attract the ladies with essential cum oil

lotsa gay dudes too

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a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

lemme tell yall bout rapeseed oil :heysexy:

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