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In Japan it's an easy fit because they already have god emperors. Naturally, I choose the British Empire, so I could have all of you fuckers complaining about me ad infinitum after I die. In other news: Being gay is a choice motherfuckers 
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Effectronica posted:The Eastern Roman Empire, circa the 12th century. This is the correct choice
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Disinterested posted:In Japan it's an easy fit because they already have god emperors. itt let's examine the racial politics that led to ben carson developing a fantasy of being raped in prison
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Effectronica posted:The Eastern Roman Empire, circa the 12th century. What you want to spend you time trying to stop smelly Latins from sacking your city and taking your poo poo while getting beat on by Muslim armies?
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Disinterested posted:In Japan it's an easy fit because they already have god emperors. What about gay for the stay?
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Jagchosis posted:if you could be the god emperor of any nation state/kingdom, present or historical, which would it be? no "america" if you're american plz
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Disinterested posted:What you want to spend you time trying to stop smelly Latins from sacking your city and taking your poo poo while getting beat on by Muslim armies? 12th Century is the Komnenos, poo poo didn't get bad until the end.
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Disinterested posted:What you want to spend you time trying to stop smelly Latins from sacking your city and taking your poo poo while getting beat on by Muslim armies? That's after a century of my immortal reign, during which I can be innovating, cackling, spending the imperial treasury on automata...
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Lancelot posted:old school polynesia. i would just sunbathe and be fed suckling pig all day Is that where they bury the pig to cook it? How do they keep the sand off the pig? I don't like sand on my pig.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:16
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I think the Byzantine court was possibly too fawning and self-involved even for a God-emperor. I think there's a story about how the bible had to switch from 'sheep' to 'swine' in some parts of south-east Asia because of lack of pigs. 'Feed my swine'.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:16
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they gotta involve freddy in this poo poo, ugh plz tell me koch analogue gets killed by beijing hookers
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Mar 4, 2015 15:17
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joeburz posted:plz tell me koch analogue gets killed by beijing hookers I've met the guy who diced up the hookers in Hong Kong and put them in a bag on his balcony.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:18
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Disinterested posted:I've met the guy who diced up the hookers in Hong Kong and put them in a bag on his balcony. The worst criminal I've ever met was the guy who caught the baseball at the cubs game. He had to get plastic surgery because of all the death threats.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:19
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The slicing up hookers guy was pretty normal-seeming, if quiet. But I met him before he went in to finance and acquired an enormous cocaine habit.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:20
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Disinterested posted:In Japan it's an easy fit because they already have god emperors. Did you steal that from me
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Mar 4, 2015 15:20
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zoux posted:Did you steal that from me No. Did you post it?
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Mar 4, 2015 15:21
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btw zoux if youre not the top poster your ring of power doesn't hold any sway over the masses anymore. also if the top poster in the thread got to peg you who would you want to be shitposter supreme?
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Mar 4, 2015 15:25
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Anyone but MIGF.
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Gravel Gravy posted:Is that where they bury the pig to cook it? How do they keep the sand off the pig? I don't like sand on my pig. they do that in new zealand at least, where i think traditionally they used flax leaves but now everyone just uses aluminium foil. it always ends up really delicious so i try not to question the hygiene also i'm god emperor of the pacific, i'll have a dedicated porcine sand removal expert by my side at all time
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Disinterested posted:Anyone but MIGF. thats who its gonna be
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Disinterested posted:Anyone but MIGF. MIGF's small stature betrays his angry outer demeanor. i bet he would be gentle and loving
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Mar 4, 2015 15:27
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His dirty talk would be the worst. LookintomyeyeslookintomyeyesLookintomyeyeslookintomyeyes - I can't finish until you look in to my eyes! *Looks* Illinois deep dish is the best - ngggggggggggh Fin.
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Man Im mad about HRC's emails!
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Disinterested posted:His dirty talk would be the worst. Before I discovered he was a tooth pick I imagined migf as the Chicago super fan up to a baker's dozen in heart attacks.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:32
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It's kind of weird that I hope that Rahm will lose only because I don't like the poster with the Rahm gimmick.
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zoux posted:It's kind of weird that I hope that Rahm will lose only because I don't like the poster with the Rahm gimmick. You don't want a poster with a Chuy gimmick.
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DemeaninDemon posted:Before I discovered he was a tooth pick I imagined migf as the Chicago super fan up to a baker's dozen in heart attacks. He's always seemed like a coked up Denis Leary-esque figure to me.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:36
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Disinterested posted:Illinois deep dish This is my safe word.
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zoux posted:It's kind of weird that I hope that Rahm will lose only because I don't like the poster with the Rahm gimmick. tbh it's a better reason than most voters have for voting the way they do
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Mar 4, 2015 15:37
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Mar 4, 2015 15:37
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Oh, so it's canon that MIGF is a scrawny nebbish? Haha wow.
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Sinnlos posted:You don't want a poster with a Chuy gimmick. that's going to be MIGF's gimmick shortly after the runoff 
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Oh look it's my favorite img of all time. I can't tell who Two-Face and Loki are supposed to be tho.
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Jagchosis posted:if you could be the god emperor of any nation state/kingdom, present or historical, which would it be? no "america" if you're american plz Present day Liechtenstein. Socially liberal, independent nation that functions as a holding company for enormous wealth. Lets me sit back and enjoy myself without really having any worries.
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You're on a two-hour conference call but you get to do it at home You need to pay a bit of attention to summarize for your boss later in the week, but you don't actually have to say anything What do you do, chat thread what do you do
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Joementum posted:Present day Liechtenstein. Socially liberal, independent nation that functions as a holding company for enormous wealth. Lets me sit back and enjoy myself without really having any worries. How is that different from today?
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JohnnyCanuck posted:You're on a two-hour conference call but you get to do it at home Post.
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Mar 4, 2015 15:45
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JohnnyCanuck posted:You're on a two-hour conference call but you get to do it at home
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Mar 4, 2015 15:47
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JohnnyCanuck posted:You're on a two-hour conference call but you get to do it at home Put my phone on mute while acting out scenes from Risky Business.
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Sinnlos posted:Post.
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