fuck it, just post (in the march contest thread)

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the March Dorkroom photo contest!

Last month the theme was Complementary Colours, and was won by MrBlandAverage!:

MrBlandAverage posted:

Erta Ale Sunrise by Isaac Sachs, on Flickr

For the new month the theme is :boom:

gently caress it! :cabot:

Be creative!

Rules THAT MEAN NOTHING:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until March 30th after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until March 31st (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. hail satan. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

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e. no mods no masters :boom:

# ? Mar 4, 2015 16:43

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:18

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

gently caress it.

harrier-poop by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

# ? Mar 4, 2015 21:36

wedgie deliverer: Oct 2, 2010

Moon Potato posted:

gently caress it.

harrier-poop by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

They should have sent a poet

# ? Mar 4, 2015 22:11

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

that poop looks like a butt

# ? Mar 5, 2015 01:02

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

feigning interest posted:

that poop looks like a butt

She is a master of her medium.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 02:46

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

chtochtochto

for rule compliance, I submit that only one photo is involved, if move around a bit:

Qtotonibudinibudet fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Mar 5, 2015

# ? Mar 5, 2015 13:20

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

gently caress the rules, I'm going to allow it

e. they're just guidelines, really

# ? Mar 6, 2015 02:50

mr. mephistopheles: Dec 2, 2009

If we don't have rules what separates us from the animals.

mr. mephistopheles fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 17, 2015

# ? Mar 6, 2015 08:41

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

Evening Walkabout 4 twist by Execudork, on Flickr

# ? Mar 8, 2015 01:46

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

1425757014409 by Geektox, on Flickr

# ? Mar 8, 2015 02:50

Kenshin: Jan 10, 2007

gently caress you, I'm a pigeon.

Kenshin fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Mar 9, 2015

# ? Mar 8, 2015 06:53

Mrenda: Mar 14, 2012

Roy-1 by mrendatious1, on Flickr

This is Roy. Roy is out of prison two weeks after being in for eight years. Roy asked me for some tobacco for a cigarette. I duly obliged and gave him some. He said the amount of tobacco I gave him was enough to make two or three rolls in prison. Roy asked what I was photographing and was a little surprised when I told him, "benches." He seemed to adopt a "live and let live attitude" though and said, "whatever floats your boat." Roy asked me, "Do you want to get a real photo?" and posed for me. The first photo came out pretty bad, with the sky backlighting him far too much. He saw this on the camera's screen and said I'd have to take another with him moved. This is that photo. Roy was a pretty cool dude. I hope he gets to live a happy life free of crime.

gently caress Roy.

New entry.

3am Bedroom.epsiode 2.a trial of dutch angles and polaroid filters by mrendatious1, on Flickr

Mrenda fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Mar 21, 2015

# ? Mar 8, 2015 20:10

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

gently caress it, Hail Satan.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 01:38

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

VendaGoat posted:

gently caress it, Hail Satan.

thread over.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 02:09

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

satan

# ? Mar 9, 2015 02:59

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

P3080306.jpg by MrDespair, on Flickr

# ? Mar 9, 2015 05:57

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

Mr. Despair posted:

P3080306.jpg by MrDespair, on Flickr

This almost looks like foreground star trails which is cool.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 13:38

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

City Lights by MedievalMedic, on Flickr

# ? Mar 9, 2015 13:45

Ric: Nov 18, 2005; Apocalypse dude

# ? Mar 10, 2015 14:21

sporklift: Aug 3, 2008; Feelin' it so hard.

Gotta work tomorrow? gently caress it. Have another

Whiskey Soda by sporklift, on Flickr

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:25

Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

gently caress it lets go bowling.

Crosley Lanes by Nick Bremer Korb, on Flickr

# ? Mar 13, 2015 21:23

bellows lugosi: Aug 9, 2003

catering van for sale
good condition
call Merle

# ? Mar 14, 2015 06:23

sporklift: Aug 3, 2008; Feelin' it so hard.

ansel autisms posted:

catering van for sale
good condition
call Merle

I know a guy named Merle in O.C.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 14:01

Primo Itch: Nov 4, 2006; I confessed a horrible secret for this account!

FUCKIT by Hernando Rosa, on Flickr

Literally

If you're into fruits

# ? Mar 14, 2015 18:03

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Primo Itch posted:

FUCKIT by Hernando Rosa, on Flickr

Literally

If you're into fruits

# ? Mar 14, 2015 18:49

Soopafly: Mar 27, 2009; I have a peanut allergy.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 00:17

-CHA: Jun 21, 2004; State-of-the-art
home video technology

Pinball by cha_reckoning, on Flickr

Proper timing? Nah, i'm just going to wail on the flippers and hope for the best.

# ? Mar 15, 2015 01:54

wedgie deliverer: Oct 2, 2010

EDIT: Changing my entry

gently caress the cold by dshenphotos, on Flickr

wedgie deliverer fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Mar 21, 2015

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:18

torgeaux: Dec 31, 2004; I serve...

Thor Be Damned by torgeaux, on Flickr

# ? Mar 15, 2015 04:19

ape: Jul 20, 2009

# ? Mar 17, 2015 10:26

dakana: Aug 28, 2006; So I packed up my Salvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists trying to make a circle on an Etch-a-Sketch and headed for California.

gently caress it, just a post

NKPH7627 by nick.kneer, on Flickr

# ? Mar 17, 2015 15:34

bobmarleysghost: Mar 7, 2006

# ? Mar 18, 2015 03:07

Beige: Sep 13, 2004

bobmarleysghost posted:

I think I like this.

# ? Mar 18, 2015 03:17

Kudaros: Jun 23, 2006

Sorry Z, you're out.

gently caress it, I'm a Fire Hydrant

Kudaros fucked around with this message at 14:17 on Mar 27, 2015

# ? Mar 20, 2015 22:32

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Kudaros posted:

You know, gently caress it.

Classy

# ? Mar 21, 2015 03:34

huhu: Feb 24, 2006

gently caress it.

huhu fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Mar 27, 2015

# ? Mar 24, 2015 18:54

Thorpe: Feb 14, 2007; RELEASE THE KITTIES

PUG IT, JUST POST

DOOM2993.jpg by alexmthorpe, on Flickr

Thorpe fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:29

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

# ? Mar 25, 2015 03:00

feigning interest: Jun 22, 2007; I just hate seeing anything go to waste.

hey guys i know reading the op is against the spirit of this month's theme but check out rule number 4

Mr. Despair posted:

rule#4: Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after the theme was chosen in the last thread (not necessarily when I got around to posing the new thread), and it runs until the dates listed below!

# ? Mar 26, 2015 16:42

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 01:18

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

feigning interest posted:

hey guys i know reading the op is against the spirit of this month's theme but check out rule number 4

who did this, I will end them

# ? Mar 26, 2015 22:09

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