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AKOTUS (rear end Kicker Of The United States) Alfred E. Obama Anointed One, The Anti-Founder, The B. Hussein Obama B.O. B-Ho Bacrack Obama Bam-Bam Bambi Bammy Bamster, The Barack Hussein Alinsky Barack Hussein Kardashian Barack Ilyich Lenin Barack Insane Obama Barack O’Change Obama Barack The Magic Negro Barack The Wealth Spreader Barack W. 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ObamaKing Zero Leper Messiah, The Liar-in-Chief, The Lightbringer, The Lightworker, The LOLbama Lord Hussein Obimbo Lord Of Catastrophes, The Lyin’ King, The Man-Child, The Man-Child President, The Maobama Marshmallow Balls Mau-Mauer-in-Chief, The Messiah, The Milhouse Mohammedan Mouthpiece, The Mr. Magoobama Mr. Potato Head Munificent Sun-King Lightworker, The My Main Marxist No-Cojone Pony, The No-Go Mojo Man, The Nobama Nutless Wonder, The O’Carter O’Chavez O-BOW-ma O-boy O-cialist, The OMGWTF OOO (Occupant of the Oval Office; a.k.a. “Triple O”) ObaMao Obama the Deceiver, First of His Name Obama bin Laden Obama bin Lyin’ Obama Won Kabuki Obama Osama Obama-Lama-Ding-Dong Obama-one Yaphony Obamachev Obamadinejad ObaMadoff ObamanocchioObamafail Obamahammed Obamandias Obamanocchio Obamanure Obamaramadingdong Obamateur Obamawankenobi Obambi Obamenbashi Obamessiah, The Obaminable Obamination Obammunist, The Obammy Obarfo ObeyMe Obie bum Kabrokie Obi-Wan Nairobi Obimbo Oblahblah Oblowme Obomba ObowmaObowa Obowma Obozo the Clown Obroccoli Obumbles the Clown Obumma Obummer Obysmal Oclueless Odopey Odrama Odumbass Odumbo Odummy OediPOTUS Wrecks Ogabe Oh Bow Low Oh-Blah-Muhhhh Oilbama Oilbowma Oilslick Obama Ol’ Jug Ears OmniPresident, The One Big rear end Mistake, America One, The One Big Awful Mistake, America Osama Obama Ovomit Owebama Owebowmao PBO POSOTUS Pantload-in-Chief, The Pantywaist-in-Chief, The PeeWee Peter Pan President, The Petulant POTUS, The Preezy Boyfriend Preezy of the United Steezy, The Precedent, The Precedent Uhhhhbama (Peace be upon him) PresiDEBT of the United States President Ad Lib President Asterisk* President Barrycade President Bitch President Blame Things President Bullworth Truthbomb President Butthurt President Calvinball President Choom President Chicken Legs President Christ SuperstarPresident Christ Superstar President Diapers President Doubtfire President Empty Chair President Final Four President Flim-Flam President Fussybritches President Hashtag President Hissy Fit President Jackwagon President Joffrey President Left Shark President Lightweight President Mom Jeans President Nancypants President No-You-Can’t-Have-That-Plan-Because-I-Don’t-Like-It McMandates President Pantywaist President Pass-The-Buck President PeeWee President Pétain President Pitching Wedge President Pop Star President Poppins President Pot Smoke President Priss President Prissypants President Punk President Rambobama President Red Line President Ron Burgundy President Santa President Selfie President Selfie Stick President Seven Iron President Sham Wow President Snow(bama) President Sputnik President Stompy Foot President Hopenchange President Hope ‘N Grovel President Sand Trap President Tee Time President Uh Presidunce, The Princess Fairypants Professor Ditherton Wiggleroom Promptee, The Pronoun-in-Chief, The Punk, The Grinning Obama caricature Rainbow King, The Red Line Rambo, The Redistributor-in-Chief, The Rodeo Clown of The United States, The SCOAMF (Stuttering Cluster**** of a Miserable Failure) Scold-in-Chief, The Scooter Silver-Tongued Emir of Eloquence, The Skippy Solomon Obama Snob-ama Sparky Spineless Wonder, The Squanderer-in-Chief, The Teh One Teh Won Teleprompter Jesus Teleprompter of the U.S. (TOTUS) Teletubbie-in-Chief, The Testy McThinskinned T.F.G. 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это пиздец
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http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/03/04/arts/design/clock-ticks-for-paul-rudolphs-orange-county-government-center.html?_r=0
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Harald posted:invents a new technique for chipping flint arrowheads
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not a god drat thing
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Broenheim posted:http://i.imgur.com/QbaAOoE.jp Is that a pile of loving dead dogs? Also apparently my email-address was in my clipboard and I'm not gonna show that to you fuckers. Nice try.
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@echo off &setlocal set "search=Steve is not gay" set "replace=Steve is gay" set "textfile=SteveIsGay.txt" set "newfile=SteveIsSuperGay.txt" (for /f "delims=" %%i in (%textfile%) do ( set "line=%%i" setlocal enabledelayedexpansion set "line=!line:%search%=%replace%!" echo(!line! endlocal ))>"%newfile%" del %textfile% rename %newfile% %textfile% Showed Steve at work how to batch file last night so he can be lazy and configure his gay config files faster.
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Lazarus and Joannes Baptista Colloredo
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Dave_Indeed posted:@echo off &setlocal oh your an idiot? hahaha here's some batch files this oughta keep you busy for a while hahhahaaaaa
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The White Dragon posted:that's a weird thing to have in your paste history so is that
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Microsoft's Xbox One got off to a rough start thanks to a mixed message about the target audience for the device.
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Tengo un guerrero en mis pantalones
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It's widely rumored that I hate the dog, and it's kind of fun to perpetuate the myth. The truth is, I have nothing against Moose. The only difficulty I have is when people start believing he's an actor. Acting to me is a craft, not a reflex. It takes years to master, and though it does have its rewards, the reward I seek is not a hot dog. Moose does tricks; I memorize lines, say words, even walk around and stuff. But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.
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AFK Gamer Lounge is a social gaming experience unlike any other; we combine a video game themed bar with a LAN center. It's a community hub for gamers!
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:Dragon gonads, make him squeal! excellent
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my clipboard also has: Dragon gonads, make him squeal! Stomp 'em flat beneath your heel! Watch him quivering in pain As he tries so hard in vain To save those precious dragon eggs That hang defenseless 'tween his legs. Crush those fragile orbs once more and listen to his frantic roar! His dragonhood is black and blue, so pop a nut! He wants you to. Squeeze those orbs between your claws, or chew them: use those mighty jaws and show him what those teeth are for! Drop that dragon to the floor! Bash his aching balls around until he crumples to the ground, then swat those orbs a solid smack, or slam a kick into his sack. Just crush those unprotected jewels and listen how that dragon mewls. Smash his gonads into paste! Pop 'em both? No, that's a waste. It's better still to leave him one, so he'll remember all the fun that you had bashing up his nut: the ache deep in his scaly gut as his ball cracked beneath your blows and finally burst between your toes. His gonad flattened with a 'splat': I promise he'll remember that! And that way he'll still have one orb: one swollen sphere left to absorb a female's slaps and stomps and knees, her brutal kick and vicious squeeze. He still can help a dragoness relieve some of her pent-up stress by offering his tender egg for her to squish and make him beg. Even with one nut, just one kick can make the strongest dragon sick. But if he ever goes astray and gets horny while you're away and blows a load on some girl's tits he can say goodbye to his bits. Just grab his ball and do your worst until you feel that gonad burst! Bite and swallow in one gulp, or grind his nut into a pulp. Let him know his dragonhood has finally been destroyed for good. Every male dragon has his junk: those dragonmakers full of spunk that dangle so defenselessly, just waiting for a female's knee. So slam your foot into his stones and listen to his tortured moans. A male's proper place, you see is curled double in agony, so watch now as that dragon falls, your toeclaws buried in his balls.
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Merry Christmas
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