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If you were a unit in da Imp Zone RTS, what would your lines be? Selection
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Mar 4, 2015 22:55
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"For the horde, let's rape!"
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Mar 4, 2015 22:55
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Ralp
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Mar 4, 2015 23:00
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[in a serious soldier voice when I get clicked on] Private Parts, reporting for doody.
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Mar 4, 2015 23:09
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Selection: Fifty years ago we'd have you upside-down with a loving fork up your rear end! Well, you interrupted me, pal. That's what happens when you interrupt the white man, don't you know? It is uncalled for you to interrupt my rear end you cheap motherfucker! Whats the matter, too much for you to handle?" Move: They're going to arrest me for calling a black man a friend of the family? He's a friend of the family! He's a friend of the family! He's a friend of the family! Cracker-rear end? Are you calling me cracker-rear end, nigga?! Attack: You can talk, you can talk, you're brave now motherfucker. Throw his rear end out. He's a friend of the family! He's a friend of the family! He's a friend of the family! A friend of the family, look, there's a friend of the family! Oooo! Ooo... All right, ya see? It shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried beneath, you stupid mother fuckers! Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage. abuse culture. fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 4, 2015 |
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Mar 4, 2015 23:19
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3/4 of the game's data files would be me rambling if interacted with
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Mar 4, 2015 23:25
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Selection: - "Yes?" Move: - "Yes." Attack - "Yes!"
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Mar 4, 2015 23:37
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Selection: B Move: oo bienis
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Mar 4, 2015 23:37
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"by your command. vaccines contain lethal levels of mercury, and should not be trusted."
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Mar 4, 2015 23:48
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i would be a hero terran in a protoss air unit, like that one mission where raynor is chillin' in artanis's scout
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Mar 4, 2015 23:52
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Mar 4, 2015 23:55
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Selection: - "I hear you. And I also heard the owner of WTC building 7 saying 'Pull it' referring to demolishing the building" - "Hot and ready. Unlike jet fuel, which does not burn hot enough to melt steel beams." Move: - "On the move, much like the two towers that fell at free-fall speed, indicating a controlled demolition" Attack: - "Attacking, unlike Al Qaeda, who could not possibly have pulled off 9/11."
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Mar 4, 2015 23:58
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when selected: "you'd best make this quick, as i've eaten something that's caused my bowels to be in open rebellion against me, and they're barging down my sphincter as i speak."
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Mar 5, 2015 00:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ2ocXmAdIY
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Mar 5, 2015 00:04
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On selection: [carefully imitates the lines of another, funnier unit]
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Mar 5, 2015 00:05
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1upclock fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Mar 5, 2015 |
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Mar 5, 2015 00:08
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Anything at all BLOOOOOOOOOOEEAUGH
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Mar 5, 2015 00:13
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What is this, my unit? Hmmn, nope, too small for that
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Mar 5, 2015 00:15
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i'd sigh really loud when you selected me and move slowly
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Mar 5, 2015 00:16
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when ordered to attack a powerful enemy "please, don't make me do this. i don't want to- i'm sacred to die. there's so much i haven't done. i have so much to live for. like... look, i'll level with you ok, i'm a virgin. pleease don't make me die a virgin."
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Mar 5, 2015 00:19
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Starcraft Probe sounds, but beatboxed
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Mar 5, 2015 00:50
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Lok'tar! We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White Children!
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Mar 5, 2015 00:54
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Mar 5, 2015 01:09
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Beuing-Ha! HnnnNNNNNNnnnnnnngg
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Mar 5, 2015 01:19
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Mar 5, 2015 01:33
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Selection: "I'm at the pizza hut" Move "I'm at the taco bell" Attack "I'm at the combination pizza hut and taco bell"
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Mar 5, 2015 01:46
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*Scyther waits patiently for the emptyquotes, but they do not come*
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Mar 5, 2015 01:58
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FactsAreUseless posted:*Scyther waits patiently for the emptyquotes, but they do not come* 
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Mar 5, 2015 02:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=657IcZoyU0s
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Mar 5, 2015 02:39
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if you click me 10 times in a row i start up a line but it's two minutes of silence and then a really loud noise
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Mar 5, 2015 04:21
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Selection:
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Mar 5, 2015 04:29
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Wormskull posted:Selection: lmao
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Mar 5, 2015 04:31
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Lots of people mistake me as a fat virgin that doesn't know how to please a lady. What they DON"T know is I am pretty experienced and not ONE woman can resist not kissing me.
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Mar 5, 2015 04:38
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Mar 5, 2015 04:45
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First of all, I hate cell phones. They're fuckin stupid. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna-*opens flip phone* HURRR AHUHRURHUHR. Die.
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Mar 5, 2015 04:47
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[after killing another unit] Hah Hah! There! I ended your pain!
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Mar 5, 2015 05:01
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:First of all, I hate cell phones. They're fuckin stupid. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna-*opens flip phone* HURRR AHUHRURHUHR. Die.
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Mar 5, 2015 05:08
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"Yoshi!" "HRRRrrrrrRRRRNG!" "waaAAAA! WAAAaa!"
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Mar 5, 2015 05:23
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Mar 5, 2015 05:32
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Wormskull posted:Selection:
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Mar 5, 2015 05:37
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