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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

oh lol i just can't get started in the morning without my overpriced cup of hot mud, watch me talk about coffee all day cause im garfield i love it coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee


if you've measured out your life in coffee spoons then you're a fuckin idiot

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004

Chrpno posted:

oh lol i just can't get started in the morning without my overpriced cup of hot mud, watch me talk about coffee all day cause im garfield i love it coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee


if you've measured out your life in coffee spoons then you're a fuckin idiot

hey thats what we say about energy drink drinkers

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
I love too touch titys

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i'm going to find you and i'm going to gently caress your rear end

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i said it in the last coffee thread, but i'll say it again: try meth

naem
May 29, 2011

Lol if you "enjoy things"

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
I drink it for free and I drink it until I have to poo poo and then I poo poo and then I don't drink anymore. Good stuff.

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i buttchug my coffee. checkmate op :smuggo:

naem
May 29, 2011

Oh a bicycle?? You enjoy a bicycle?? Yeah? Well gently caress you guy!! I'm super upset for some reason!!!

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

lol if you unironically enjoy burning your mouth. lol if you post.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
op do you drink?

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
hello im also a dumb baby

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

(laughing out loud)

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
if you don't drink coffee in the morning and alcohol in the evening then i have no time for you

naem
May 29, 2011

You like dogs? Video games?? Chatting with friend? Well guess what fucjer bitcch,

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Nobody likes coffee that poo poo tastes terrible you're just all addicted and convince yourselves its good

semon demon
Jul 31, 2006

it makes me poop

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Nobody likes coffee that poo poo tastes terrible you're just all addicted and convince yourselves its good

this is a poor trolling attempt

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Nobody likes coffee that poo poo tastes terrible you're just all addicted and convince yourselves its good

5'f

Wild Horses
Oct 31, 2012

There's really no meaning in making beetles fight.
coffee addiction is great. coffee is great. Only babies don't drink coffee. Ur a babyu

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

moose face posted:

this is a poor trolling attempt

lol if you need caffeine to function and haven't realized its a dependance

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
im gonna gently caress the OP right in the rear end

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

lol if you need caffeine to function and haven't realized its a dependance

i like coffee in the same way i like beer; i genuinely enjoy the taste of it and also the alterations it makes to my state of mind.

I don't need it i just want it

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice

naem posted:

You like dogs? Video games?? Chatting with friend? Well guess what fucjer bitcch,

yeah this would a valid argument if the majority of the people who drank coffee did so out of anything but dependence and lack of willpower in the morning

go drink decaf. yeah thats what i loving thought.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm a confederate civil war re-enactor specifically because I make good chicory 'coffee' (and other reasons)

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
"Yes I just drink coffee because I like it!"

*Dumps a bunch of poo poo into it to dull the taste*

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

"Yes I just drink coffee because I like it!"

*Dumps a bunch of poo poo into it to dull the taste*

i drink coffee black and strong as gently caress like me

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

if i dont have a coffee in the morning ai get a p big headache. sometimes in the afternoon too

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
black coffee from a french press erry day. its like a delicious slap in the face to wake you up

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


im drinking coffee with skim milk rn BITCH :getin:

Matt18001
Feb 28, 2015
I'm for sure addicted to caffeine. I do nothing except drink coffee all day.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Nefarious posted:

black coffee from a french press erry day. its like a delicious slap in the face to wake you up

classic loving nefarious owning again

for real this is this my poo poo

Zig-Zag
Aug 29, 2007

Why don't we just start shooting tar heroin instead?
Two shots of espresso with ice 8) everyday. Sometimes twice a day. Than I poop

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


vietnamese coffee is literally sweeter than coke. whats with that poo poo

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
enjoy the non prolapsed anus while you got it OP you're on borrowed time

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I hate people that have their own coffee maker in their cubicle. Oh it's cool bro, electricity is free and your employer should totally be on the line for that. loving irresponsible oval office. God.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

moose face posted:

if you don't drink coffee in the morning and alcohol in the evening then i have no time for you

irish coffee day noon and night, baby

Slightly Absurd
Mar 22, 2004


toggle posted:

I like my sugar with coffee and cream

You gotta keep it goin
Keep it goin full speed

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Literal Carehaver posted:

im gonna gently caress the OP right in the rear end

see? angry. hate filled. gay. these are the wages of the bean, my friend

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