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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
oh durrr im going to waste valuable minutes of my finite lifetime here on earth so i can pay big pharma for the privilege of rubbing deadly fluoride on my teeth and gain the approval of my vapid superficial slut friends

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i got my teeth removed for this exact reason

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

lol @ people who use mouth bone to wetsmash their meal before ingesting

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
if your teeth aren't being cleaned by powerful sonic vibrations in tyool 2015, I don't know what to tell you

Sinding Johansson fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 5, 2015

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Ghaz posted:

lol @ people who use mouth bone to wetsmash their meal before ingesting

hahha i tried to imagine the kind of dumb loving dirtbag who would do this and i just started laughing out loud

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
the last bottle of toothpaste i paid for was 487 US dollars

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
my dental hygiene can be described as mediocre at best and ive never had a cavity

gently caress you colgate you human being bitches

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

lol at species who use hemoglobin to oxygenate your body

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i cannot pay my rent with toothpaste soon i will be on the streets

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sinding Johansson posted:

if your teeth aren't being cleaned by powerful sonic vibrations in ttoyl 2015, I don't know what to tell you

I deep-throat a vibrator every day.

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


I have cultivated a thick moss on the back of my throat/ tongue from years of not brushing also my teeth rotted out so I dont need to worry about them, check and mate.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Sinding Johansson posted:

if your teeth aren't being cleaned by powerful sonic vibrations in ttoyl 2015, I don't know what to tell you

I have a guy who screams in my mouth

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Arm & Hammer ftw

Seriously though is a Sonicare worth it? I'd like to try it but they are expensive

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
A tooth will dissolve in Coca-Cola. I clean my teeth by chugging all the coke.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
gargle piss

pissgargle

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Amarcarts posted:

Arm & Hammer ftw

Seriously though is a Sonicare worth it? I'd like to try it but they are expensive

no

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
how do blax get such milky whites?

do they have superior toothpaste technology they are not sharing?

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