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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
yeah ok i'll lap up some strangers genitals with my tongue but i won't try your beer because germs. you people are going to tell me that you wash your hands after you go pee i mean you know where it's loving been

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Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
:firstpost:

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
they're worried about people like me who purposefully backwash for the thrill

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
I've had microbiology class I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

i must compose posted:

they're worried about people like me who purposefully backwash for the thrill

gargle with my saliva

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Amarcarts posted:

I've had microbiology class I wash my hands before I go to the bathroom.

no you've got it wrong it's your dirty genitals thats the problen

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
its been in my pants

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
your penis i mean

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
you put you penis in my pants moose face

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
well if everyone is licking each other's genitals around here I'm not going to let them take a sip anymore

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Darkman Fanpage posted:

you put you penis in my pants moose face

how is this done? mods?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
its done illegally

Sinding Johansson
Dec 1, 2006
STARVED FOR ATTENTION
enjoy your AIDS

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sinding Johansson posted:

enjoy your AIDS

i wouldn't have a sip of my own drink at a gay bar not since last time lol

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I need all other humans fluids inside me immediately please give me your juice box

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

ill sip yer dink

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

moose face posted:

yeah ok i'll lap up some strangers genitals with my tongue but i won't try your beer because germs. you people are going to tell me that you wash your hands after you go pee i mean you know where it's loving been

... you dont wash your hands after you pee?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

nutranurse posted:

... you dont wash your hands after you pee?

i mostly pee with gloves on so no

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
You guys are getting gross..we need to have another bug chaser forum megathread

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

nutranurse posted:

... you dont wash your hands after you pee?

my dick so clean if anything i should wash my hands BEFORE i pee

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

moose face posted:

yeah ok i'll lap up some strangers genitals with my tongue but i won't try your beer because germs. you people are going to tell me that you wash your hands after you go pee i mean you know where it's loving been

People aren't logical. I won't take a sip of someone else's drink, but I love it when people spit in my mouth. I know it doesn't make sense, but it's just the way I am.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I always pee in a drink, and walk around offering sips to people

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

boom boom boom posted:

People aren't logical. I won't take a sip of someone else's drink, but I love it when people spit in my mouth. I know it doesn't make sense, but it's just the way I am.

go on

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i straight up skull, swish and spit back when people im dining with look away it gives me power over them. its a technique ive been working on for literally life times

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i sip on the first date

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i sip on the first date

pm me I know how to have a good time I am a lord of the underwrold

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



pouring the beer on my dick and problem solve d

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



social vegan posted:

pouring the beer on my dick and problem solve d

thats how my father used to make boilermakers

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

katlington posted:

thats how my father used to make boilermakers

Dad sure loved him some boiler makers

and loving you in the rear end

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



moose face posted:

and loving you in the rear end

oh you mean a screwdriver

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BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

social vegan posted:

oh you mean a screwdriver

a man with eclectic tastes

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