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Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff

Platonicsolid posted:

I'm intrigued, I've never done one of these before. It seems a lot of of the obvious slots are taken - I'm considering some sort of trade consortium/non-empire. Might that work?

Go ahead and apply a character haha. We already have a group of battle engineers.

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Tempus Rimeblood
Sep 23, 2007

...Friendship? Again?
Since I saw this earlier in the thread, I also feel the need to specify that should I get in this will also be my first godgame! Hopefully I won't make too many rookie mistakes :shobon:

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Tempus Rimeblood posted:

Since I saw this earlier in the thread, I also feel the need to specify that should I get in this will also be my first godgame! Hopefully I won't make too many rookie mistakes :shobon:

Likewise! I'm very intrigued.

Panic Attack
Oct 29, 2012

Float like a bulldozer
Trying to catch a butterfly

Zombie #246 posted:

Panic attack, looks great. Expect many fire related puns if you get in.

Neat! This was my first app, by the way. It may also be my first time trying out a god game style system, too!

Platonicsolid
Nov 17, 2008

Karin Handel
Owner of Handel Trading
Former Chief Magnate of the Isrianda League

+2 Domain (Item): Gold Scale
Many many years ago, creatures existed in the land. Real, huge creatures. Dragons, most especially. What did dragons crave? Gold. Gold, jewels, anything they could add to their hoard. They didn't do anything with it, just sat on it, making a bigger and bigger hoard, making it an increasingly appealing target for the brave, the bold, the greey, or the desperate. What a man could carry would set a family for life, and they said, if you were bold enough to get one, the scale off a dragon could bring a lifetime of fortune and success.

That's what Karin's mother always told her. The reason for their success, she'd said, passed to her from her father, from his mother, from her mother, and so on. Ten generations, mother said - then she always did love a good story. It seemed to Karin that their success seemed to be due more to hard work and keen intellect. Then again, Handel Trading had been a dominant merchant company in the realm for as long as anybody could remember, one of the founding members of the Isrianda League. Named for city of its establishment, the League served as its own quazi-government, resolving disputes among member, making sure people who did business were members. All to keep the realm tied together, the wheels of industry turning, trade flowing, and most importantly, the profits flowing.

Karin assumed the ownership of Handel Trading when her mother passed about ten years ago. Her best efforts couldn't keep the League from breaking up in the face of civil war. Everybody wanted to retreat to their corners, figure out how to weather the storm, and sack enough away to come out of winter on the other side.

That's not Karin's style. Fortune, as they say, favours the bold. Let the cowards hide. She'll wheel, deal, twist arms, and more. Maybe the scale will help.

-2 Foible: All about the Platinum Potentates
In a world filled with Queens, Scions, Divine Kings, Daimyos and more, a merchant doesn't get a lot of respect, not even when she's one of the richest people in the land and has her fingers in a huge percentage of the economy. No noble blood, no family name, no flag to go out and die for. Merchants aren't soldiers, and the soldiers they have...they cost money. And want food. And need ships. And...and...and...

Your Troop: Escorts
No, they don't really have a clever name. With the dissolution of the Israndia League, Karin's returned to her home city of Yesrel, an port city on a small island just off the East coast, and conveniently along most of the major trade routes in the East. The Escorts, the bulk of Karin's 'fighting force', are the security force for Handel Trading's important cargoes and vulnerable ships. Yesrel has its own city guard, but they're not going to range out of the city no matter how much Karin leans on her uncle Isrin, the affable mayor of the city. The Escorts are particularly adept at archery, spotting, tracking, and close-quarters combat - perfect for protecting a wagon train on the move, a cargo in a warehouse, or removing a particularly troublesome competitor. Not that they do that. Who told you that?

How were you betrayed?
The sheer stupidity of man. Hailing from an independent city, Karin never grasped, at a visceral level, the nationalistic impulses that took hold of her colleagues in the League. Men would oppose a deal because the good would go to the other side. Long time partnerships dissolved in the face of rising North-South tensions. Governments leaned on their merchant class, warning of fines or worse if they traded with 'the enemy'. The enemy!? All so much insanity, as far as Karin was concerned. This was business! In the end, the League was not a kingdom, Karin was not a Queen, and the League dissolved.

Which side were you with before the betrayal?: Neutral
As an old saying goes, know your enemies, but do business with them always.

Two things to do in this game
Get rich
Find a cause bigger than herself (but really, probably get rich!)

As for a portrait, I've had a bit of trouble finding a good one for Smallgods. Below is the original inspiration for Karin...which admittedly much more appropriate for a Big Gods game. Still gave me some of the basic ideas, and maybe Karin will move towards this as the scale starts doing its thing? Who knows!

Rhjamiz
Oct 28, 2007

Curse Spectre probably in the pipe.

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff
Platonicsolid, good character. Just to clarify, what types of situations would you use your domain for?

Also glad to see so many newbies applying haha.

Platonicsolid
Nov 17, 2008

Zombie #246 posted:

Platonicsolid, good character. Just to clarify, what types of situations would you use your domain for?

I conceived it originally as specifically making her notably good at negotiating (within reason, clearly), but I think it would apply to any area of business and trade - bargaining, identifying a good opportunity, managing logistics, forging joint ventures, and so on.

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART

Zombie #246 posted:

Flexible for the most part, though in my head the idea I had was princess mononoke type of rarity.

That makes sense since the argument can be made that most people have never seen a Memmonite (or misidentify it as a type of Pokemon) but would probably have met or seen one in a major city someplace. Plus I think they live in weird out of the way rural areas like some sort of mysterious pacifistic bearded gorillas in the mist. I have included a small blurb of backstory in my post. Still kind of wriggling it around and trying to get the voice/idea down but you get the picture I think. The King has fleas (or likes to play pranks on his courtiers with them), has powers as monkey do, and a vague plan in the works somehow.

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff
Shooting for picks this Sunday, good luck!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Etel




We are the people of the wolf. Our ancestors were wolves who took the form of men. This, I know to be true. This is why the world is ours, to hunt as we will, and why it is our destiny to prey on the weaklings who cower in their cities. We are not like them. We roam as we wish, take what we wish. We are the Hsang, and we live as we have since the world began. The gods gave us our horses, our sheep and goats, and our swords and bows; the first to let us travel as we wish, the second, to feed us and give us what we need; and the third, to make our enemies fear us. We have no need of great cities like the southerners. How confined that is! The world is our home.

The fools to the south call us barbarians, but it is they that are the barbarians. They are all slaves, who serve lords they don't even know, who they have not seen prove themselves in battle or leadership, who have no right to rule them. What sheep! Men and women do not act that way. Only beasts do. Recently, they fought a war, a civil war, over who should rule, the northerners and the southerners. They had great armies arrayed against each other; soldiers who knew not why they fought, who only fought because they were told to by their kings and lords, who, of course, did not risk their lives in battles. Imagine that! Fighting for a man who won't even take up arms himself! They are strange, the southerners. We fought in the war ourselves, but we knew why we fought. We fought for money and for loot. Both sides paid us to fight their enemies, but we were neutral in who we supported. We fought for those who would give us the most and pay us the best. The barbarians in their cities say that that is dishonorable, to fight for gain. But how is it dishonorable? Why fight if you don't think it will benefit you? Indeed, that's the best reason to fight...for gain or to protect what is yours.

I know what it is to fight for what is yours. I am Etel. My father was the chief of the Hsang, and when he died, I became chief after him. I remember, on his deathbed, he gave me Tuz, the Bow of Flame. This has been handed down from chief to chief since the gods created us. It is a magic bow, which never runs out of ammunition. One merely pulls back the bowstring, and an arrow of flame appears, to inevitably hit the target. Only the chief of the Hsang can use it, and by giving it to me, he made me chief, which the elders approved.

I ruled the Hsang well, I think. I ruled them wisely. I made them rich. But, I confess, my weakness is that I have always been impulsive. My brother, Octar was always the better planner and schemer, and that was why he succeeded when he betrayed me. While I was out winning victories for the Hsang, he stayed behind, and used his cleverness and silken tongue to overthrow me; to convince the Hsang that he should be their chief. I fled, with those loyal to me. Was I a coward for fleeing? I don't think so. If I stayed I would die. But now I'm alive, with a troop of Hsang still loyal to me. And I still have Tuz, the Bow of Flame, which shows I am the true chief of the Hsang.

What do I want? First, I want my [b]revenge
, on Octar and those who betrayed me. I will return to the Hsang someday, and get my vengeance on my brother and the rest of the traitors. Second, I want [b]power
over the cities to the south. Why should those unworthy lords have all their wealth. The men of the cities are sheep, and the Hsang are shepherds. It is time to shear them.


To summarize

Name: Ezel
Troop: Hsang Loyalists
Magical Item: Tuz, the Bow of Flame [Fire +2)
Foible: Impulsivity -2
Betrayal: He was chief of the Hsang until his brother, Octar betrayed him and became the new chief
Goals: Revenge on Octar, Power and domination of the land

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

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Epicurius, great character.


Picking the characters in about 8 hours.

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

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Alright, since I always have trouble deciding these things, I'm going to pick 13 for this game. To those that didn't make it, the characters you apped were great, and if anyone drops you will be the first to be asked to join.

Ronwayne- Amerigo Hieronymous
Panic attack- Aiden bierne
Forever bwfc- tadasu hayshi
Puppies- sun shahar
Thenabster- jurou
Redhotkick-Zaffi manda
Rauri-Victoria caspiel
Valhawk-bjorn olofson
Rakovsky maybe-Tangan ongbak
Hikaizer-anselm
Redeyeflight-ehecamini
Platonicsolid-Karin handel
Epicurius-etel

Phone posted, sorry for any mispells.

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

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Thenabster, I need a family name for your guy.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Yesssss, I have been perched on my chair all week hoping I'd get into this one. Brainstorming character interrelations already.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
Lets go with Mori for the family name.

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff

TheNabster posted:

Lets go with Mori for the family name.

Thank ya.

Working on the OP, hoping to have it up later on tonight or tomorrow night at the latest.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
REDEYE'S GUIDE TO NAHUATL

First off, I'd like to apologize for choosing a mythology with one of the most hosed up languages in the known world.

The most important thing to remember in Nahuatl pronunciation is that the "tl" you see is something that English has a very hard time pronouncing. Its closest approximation is the Welsh "ll", which should give you an idea of the kind of lunacy we're discussing. So "nahuatl" is pronounced approximately "na-wa-chl".

This is kind of a problem since the tl is used a LOT, but apart from that things mostly operate in a consistent and understandable manner. Very similar to Latin--all letters produce the same sound consistently. See this guide: http://www.native-languages.org/nahuatl_guide.htm

So, "Hueialtepetl" comes out as "Wey-alteh-pechl" in as many syllables. Feel free to not care about any of this and just copy-paste names if it gives you a headache, I'm not going to blame you in the slightest.

= = =

Ehecamini's First Impressions posted:

Daimyo Tadasu Hayashi, the Silver-Tongue: "Daimyo Hayashi's honor is without question, and his cause is just. To have him fight at your side is always a favor. That said, it is unwise to trust the Silver-Tongue unguarded..."

Jurou Mori, the Last Scion: "I feel in my heart that things which are dead should stay that way, but justice which can overcome death is a mighty force indeed. And I am not one to throw stones about something new in the order of things!"

Tangan Ombak: "I do not like him, nor do I trust him. I am not fool enough to dismiss him, however."


Zaffi Manda: "The marshes bring life, back home. Yet I hear of only death from you... and an incredible, crushing melancholy. What happened? What went wrong?"

Anselm the Black: "The kind of tragedy they write plays about. I hope with all my heart you can stay true to your just cause--or I will relish fighting you."


Sun Shahar: "The world could use more of this kind of levity! Direct, honest, and unfiltered--time will tell if he has the wisdom to reclaim his crown, but no matter what it will be amusing to watch. Or partake in."

Victaria Caspel: "It would be an honor to fight alongside the rightful Queen of Endal, though whether it would be a pleasure I can't say. Truly her ability is great... but one only has to look around the world today to see what such arrogance earns you."

Bjorn Olofson: "Such power is to be respected. That is as far as my respect goes, however."

Aiden Beirne: "I admire you, to have such devotion to your cause. To die in the defense of those who rely on you is the greatest death, and I would be happy to find it at your side!"

Amerigo Heironymous: "The greatest power of the Gods was always in creation--through effort and sacrifice, to make a world for those who served them worth living in. In that, I can say your cause is truly divine."

Karin Handel: "There is a tendency in the North to dismiss the merchants, for profit lacks honor. But gold has a power all its own, and it would be foolish to dismiss it--either as an enemy, or a potential ally."

Etel: "A dangerous man, with a dangerous cause. I look forward to the fight, for I cannot see anything but in your future."

Redeye Flight fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Mar 17, 2015

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!
Thanks to Rauri, who I blatantly cribbed this off

Tadasu's opinion of the other PCs posted:

Queen Victaria Caspiel - You are the rightful queen, by law and blood, and I thank you for your sympathies. I would have no qualms with us working together to retake your crown, and mine, and in leading the North to victory!

Sun Shahar - Such an Impudent and ignoble creature cannot truly be a king? Still, beasts can be tamed, as can men, and both are easily swayed by vague promises...

Jurou - A legend in the lands of the north, and the embodiment of honour in a culture that prizes it above all else. If we cannot find a way to ally ourselves, I will stay out of your way!

Zaffi Manda - That you fought for the South is unfortunate, but forgiveable. That you dishonour the North with accusations of aggression and with your constant assaults is not.

Bjorn Olofson - A fellow leader who sees the value in those society has abandoned, and no friend to the South. Hopefully, we can find common ground in this fight.

Tangan Ombak - You fought for the North, which earns you my respect. You were betrayed by those close to you, which earns you my compassion. You too were offered a pact by a spirit, which earns you my understanding. I would hope we can fight side by side.

Anselm the Black - You have betrayed your honour, whether for the noble reasons you claim or some other cause is irrelevant. That you currently fight for the South is proof that your principles, if they were once present, have long since abandoned you.

Ehecamini - Honour and nobility bely the human within the beast, and though your people have often had tense relationships with the Daimyos of the North, your skill at arms and observance of our values have never been questioned.

Aiden Beirne - I understand as well as the next man the temptations of rage, and the burning fury that can consume a man, but flames have no ally, and I fear that you are heading down a dark path.

Chief Conciliator Amerigo Hieronymus - The purity of nobility is an ideal that cannot be conquered by the clamour of the mob. Whilst you claim to do what you do for the people, you are leading them astray, and I must wonder if it's for your own purposes.

Karin Handel - To fight for profit is a cause, if an ignoble one, but to abandon your principles for money is unthinkable to a man in my position. Still, those who value money above principles are usually easily swayed by silver.

Etel - Mercenaries have their place in this world, and your quest to crush the south can lead to us finding common ground. However, why burn, when you can rule?

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

Fantastic! Well done everyone. I'll throw up some character impressions after work tomorrow.

Panic Attack
Oct 29, 2012

Float like a bulldozer
Trying to catch a butterfly
Neat. I'll drum something up in a bit, just wanted to throw in a quick 'cheers'!

Boop - just going to go ahead and use that format. What can I say, don't fix what ain't broke!
====

Aiden Beirne's First Impressions posted:


Daimyo Tadasu Hayashi - Words are unfit to describe the injustice you faced, to be sure. But i'd be wary of your men... they seem motivated by greed, not a cause. What happens when the glinting ceases?

Queen Victaria Caspiel - You have every right to be angry, so take the anger, and use it well. But know that should you turn it against the innocent in your quest for a throne, you will become nothing but arrogant ash.

Sun Shahar - Perhaps the most honest man i've ever heard of, and yet he's a primate. What does that say about us, I wonder? Regardless, he seems to follow his emotions in a way some might find simplistic, but I admire it.

Jurou - A man driven by a rage so powerful, it gave him a second chance... I must confess, i'm quite awestruck! Perhaps even envious... my word, that's an insensible way of viewing things, isn't it? Hah...

Zaffi Manda - What terrible circumstance led to you becoming what you have? I wonder, is it too late or you? Yet even as I ponder that, I ask the same of myself... the man may serve as a warning to me, but that feels... wrong. I wonder... is there hope for him? Maybe.

Bjorn Olofson - You took men we would have merely incinerated, and forged them with ice into iron, fit for a cause. You have my respect. Though I must say, you have the better gauntlets... hah!

Tangan Ombak - It's like looking in a mirror! Wait, no, the opposite. A reverse mirror. Regardless... you've been given a chance to disappear, to make something more of yourself than a mere pirate. And yet, you seem set on your path... how unfortunate. I sincerely hope our paths do not cross... albeit mostly because I can't swim, haha.

Anselm the Black - This is not something I say lightly... but you may be beyond redemption. I do not blame you - you did what you felt you must, a feeling I know all too well... but it has gone too far.

Ehecamini - He comes from a world I won't even pretend I understand. Naturally and as a result, I am unsure what to make of him. Time will tell, I suppose! Hah.

Chief Conciliator Amerigo Hieronymus - I save communities, but from disaster and evil men. With these hands I cannot build, or create, or make better... but you can. Please, use those talents. The world needs more men capable of doing so... and to be sure, we have a surplus of men such as I.

Karin Handel - All that money could be put to good use... though I fear it would be pointless to ask. Perhaps i'll be proven wrong - indeed, I hope so!

Etel - I use my flames to protect those who cannot protect themselves, but it seems you would gladly use yours to wreak havoc on those very same people if they had something you wanted. Should our paths cross... i'll show you that I will burn far brighter than you ever will.

Panic Attack fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Mar 17, 2015

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Hey it looks like all the cool kids are doing that thing. Should I be doing that thing? Because I'll do it if it helps me fit in.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Puppies are dicks posted:

Hey it looks like all the cool kids are doing that thing. Should I be doing that thing? Because I'll do it if it helps me fit in.

Go for it! I'm doing it because with this many people it's gonna help me get a headstart on getting inside this character's head.

Panic Attack
Oct 29, 2012

Float like a bulldozer
Trying to catch a butterfly

Puppies are dicks posted:

Hey it looks like all the cool kids are doing that thing. Should I be doing that thing? Because I'll do it if it helps me fit in.

Get into the mind of the monkey. Would the monkey do it?

Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART

Panic Attack posted:

Get into the mind of the monkey. Would the monkey do it?

Poop-slinging, laughing, or stealing shoes is my default gut instinct here but if I have time before the thread drops I'll pore over the numbers and give them a breakdown on a sling-by-sling basis analysis.

Puppies are dicks fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Mar 17, 2015

Platonicsolid
Nov 17, 2008

Amerigo Hieronymous played by Ronwayne

Karin's Journal posted:

Some people assume I'd hate Amerigo and his naive little Consortium - I don't. It's great, actually. They have a health respect for a businesswoman, maintain stability and rule of law, make it easy to do business. You never really profit from chaos, in the long term. Now if I could just get them to let up on the whole 'corruption' angle....

Aiden Bierne played by Panic Attack

Karin's Journal posted:

I have trouble believing this is the man of fire. He seems so unassuming, so...pleasant, really. Any man that dichotomous requires cautious care. If he recognizes his own struggles, I think he'll make it. I'd like that.

Tadasu Hayshi played by ForeverBwfc

Karin's Journal posted:

A man of eloquence on the surface who's still a warlord underneath. A remarkably effective and relatively enlightened warlord, yet a warlord none the less. He understands the power of the purse and the need for stability. For that he can be a reasonable...ally.

Sun Shahar played by Puppies are dicks

Karin's Journal posted:

A man? A monkey? I don't know, and I'm not sure I care. This is what kings should be. Entertaining! We all know the Imperial beauracracy is doing most of the actual governing anyway. So why not?

Jurou Mori played by Thenabster

Karin's Journal posted:

A dark thing of dread, this Jurou is. Getting close makes my hair tingle and my skin crawl and my heart turn to stone in my chest. Evil? Darkness, certainly, and darkness I'd avoid.

Zaffi Manda played by Redhotkick

Karin's Journal posted:

One of the many gloomy men who stalks this land - not without good reason, the people of the Savi have a hard lot. On top of that, Zaffi got snared by some of the more malevolent powers of our world. I'm sympathetic...just not enough to put him on my social calendar.

Victaria Caspiel played by Rauri

Karin's Journal posted:

Oh, Taria. We might be good friends, if only you could get off your high horse! Yes, yes, honor honor kingdom house, can we just get drunk and make a deal already? You could take a few tips from the Mankey King! Don't get me wrong, I appreciate Victaria's confidence in me. It's meant a lot through all the rough going of late...she just doesn't get that if I put a crown on my head, it would detach my head from my body.

Bjorn Olofson played by Valhawk

Karin's Journal posted:

A leader forged in ice. He's built something strong, that I give him all credit for. Building it from the bodies of his enemies, that gives me pause.

Tangan Ongbak played by Rakovsky Maybe

Karin's Journal posted:

You know who's more fun than monkeys? Pirates! Buckaneers. Call them what you will (probably what they ask you to), they're usually fun, and with good business sense to boot. They tell some wild stories about Tangan, and even they're true...well, not even the touch of a Goddess can change a pirate's love of gold, rum and women.

Anselm played by Hikaizer

Karin's Journal posted:

Quest for vengeance. Betrayed by his company. This is why the whole continent is going to hell in a hand basket. What's the point of ruling the land when you've burned it all down?

Ehecamini played by Redeye Flight

Karin's Journal posted:

A half-man, half-eagle carrying the mantle of a god, who's leading the last natives of that far-Northern city of Topcala? That must be an exaggeration, or an old legend. Things like that don't happen any more...do they?

Etel played by Epicurius

Karin's Journal posted:

Again with the tribal revenge! It's like nobody's ever heard of civilization! The good news, is that the Hsang - Etel's band, at least - can be trusted, relatively, to do business with. Just not too much. We wouldn't want them getting big ideas.

Platonicsolid fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Mar 17, 2015

Tempus Rimeblood
Sep 23, 2007

...Friendship? Again?
Forgive me if this is a little uncouth, but can I ask why I didn't make the cut? I'd like to know in order to improve for future apps.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
Sure why not.

Jurou Mori's Impressions posted:

Daimyo Tadasu Hayashi - Our fellow northern lords care not for us at the best of times, but the good Daimyo at least pretends that he doesn't hold us in fear or contempt. I suspect otherwise, but then I suspect all men.

Queen Victaria Caspiel - Ah yes, The Sellsword Queen. I care not for her kingdom, or her arrogance but when the balance of power lies on a knife's edge, never count out the lesser powers.

Sun Shahar - Before, the idea that a beast could claim rights to a kingdom would be a bad jest. But now it seems that the dead can walk, family turns on family, and barbarians proclaim themselves to be gods. A monkey king is hardly a surprise.

Zaffi Manda - Were we not enemies we would share a lot in common. This one is no mere forlorn brute, on his home ground he is a dangerous enemy.

Bjorn Olofson - The mountains are a hard place and it breeds harder men. They would be stalwart allies, if only they would fight with us, rather then against us.

Tangan Ombak - Mori lands have long been landlocked, but I have heard stories of the pirate emperor harrying the coast. Were this a time a peace I would sooner see this man feed the earth than fight with him, but we live in such desperate times.

Anselm the Black - A specter, a black mirror, a man who for what he believed in made the ultimate choice and was cast out for his sacrifice. Darkness surrounds us both, but he will get no quarter from me.

Ehecamini - Topcala was a flawed gem in the eyes of many, and it seems that if their own king would choose to abandon them, then something is wrong. The Thunder-Bird is a valuable ally in any case.

Aiden Beirne - Rage is a strong catalyst but uncontrollable rage will destroy you. Temper it, do not let it consume you from the inside out.

Chief Conciliator Amerigo Hieronymus - You choose not to fight not for your liege lord, or for personal glory, or even for avarice. What do you fight for?

Karin Handel - I have no love lost for the merchant class, but their presence is still necessary for society to function. This one at least chooses to do business with us directly, somewhat.

Etel - if you would wish to see the south burn for their transgressions, would you choose to ride with us?

Jurou Mori - If I must become a monster to lay my family to rest, then so be it. Be it four years or four thousand years I will find my justice.

TheNabster fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 17, 2015

Skeletome
Feb 4, 2011

Tell them about the tournament!

quote:

Daimyo Tadasu Hayashi - A man with a silver tongue must be careful it is not cut out. What will you do when your tongue falters and your bandit-men take it for payment?

Queen Victaria Caspiel - You are too young to know true misery. You may place a crown on your head, but it will be a false coronation. Victories mean nothing when a failure will overcome you.

Sun Shahar - Humans are doomed to despair and sorrow. Perhaps it is for the best that you hide amongst beasts. Men will seek you for a pelt.

Bjorn Olofson - I see a lot of myself in you, North-man. A pack of wolves is only as strong as its numbers. Yours are ever dwindling.

Tangan Ombak - Your oceans churn, and you travel with them. Are you bound to their whims? My waters are still- you may be of north, but you are a raider. Perhaps you can find the strength to overcome your dangerous waters...or they may swallow you whole.

Anselm the Black - You are a man who has taken great sacrifice to protect his people. I can relate. The Order of the Radiant Ward has finally taken a side, and while it is too late to save my homelands, your own may still be salvageable.

Ehecamini - You abandon your priests? No good could come of this. You may have your freedom in the skies, but if your priests hold dominion, you will sink into mud.

Aiden Beirne - How envious I am of your ardour- but how wary. Fire is a chaotic force, and none shall touch our domain. Flames wither in the stillness of marsh- this is no threat, but the way of nature.

Chief Conciliator Amerigo Hieronymus - How quickly you cast aside faith. Should you bring your tomes into Savi and pervert my people, you will be bathed in quag.

Karin Handel - I have lost true wealth- my family and people are long drowned. Materials cannot be cherished the same way- perhaps it is for the best that you hoard these.

Etel - Fighting for coin is the last hope of cowards. How can your bow find a target if its owner cannot decide a mark?

Jurou Mori -You do not live, yet we hear stories you walk again. Did you leave your vengeance at the gates of death? It seems north or south matters less and less, when mirth and death spread their tendrils.

HiKaizer
Feb 2, 2012

Yes!
I finally understand everything there is to know about axes!

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While all of you worry and obsess over your own troubles, your own quests, you fail to see the costs to those around you and to the world. Each time ambition nurtures pride, wrath, lust, greed, envy, sloth, the veil between our world and the world of demons and other evils weakens. I do not care about any of you, only where you stand when the veil falls and you come face to face with the consequences of your sins and evils.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Initial Analysis, global figures of note: posted:


Daimyo Tadasu Hayashi -. Guile and rhetoric is not the same as leadership. Propaganda and trickery is not administration. Terror and fear is not loyalty.

Queen Victaria Caspiel - If we can get them to listen while they're young, they can avoid making the same mistakes as those who came before.

Sun Shahar - I've dealt with poo poo-flinging primates my entire life, metaphorically or otherwise.

Bjorn Olofson - I see a reformer and a hero here, if we can make him believe that he can lead in ways that don't involve mountains of skulls.

Tangan Ombak - Naval power is the key to ensuring trade and prosperity. We can give him a hand in understanding that exchange involves more than theft.

Anselm the Black - Integrity is not just what you're willing to do, but what you will not. Without it, you can always justify whatever your actions are. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. And corpses, lots of corpses.

Ehecamini - Freedom of conscience is as important as physical freedom. The Will of the Gods is only a benevolent as the person interpreting it.

Aiden Beirne - Fire is the cornerstone of civilization. It can also be its destroyer. As laudable as his goals are, without self control he's going to leave nothing but ashes behind.

Zaffi Manda - Once a swamp is drained and the wild animals on it driven off, it finally becomes suitable for civilization.

Karin Handel - In a world of ultraviolent psychopaths, a mere amoral plutocrat is downright refreshing. Makes me homesick.

Etel - Non sedentary raiders can be one of the biggest drains on manpower and wealth. If we support this proxy agent, it might buy us some time before he comes looking for us.

Jurou Mori - Holy loving poo poo.

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Mar 18, 2015

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff
game's up http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3707088

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Damnit, I should have asked this earlier, but it's really bothering me. Can I get a country name change from "Topcala" to "Cuahuitco"? I'll deal with it if I have to.

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Edit: HURF

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff
Oh sure but I'll have to get to it later

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff
Update coming within the hour

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!
Holy poo poo I missed the thread going live! Sorry, is it too late for me to sneak a post in?

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

ForeverBWFC posted:

Holy poo poo I missed the thread going live! Sorry, is it too late for me to sneak a post in?

:justpost:

Zombie #246
Apr 26, 2003

Murr rgghhh ahhrghhh fffff

ForeverBWFC posted:

Holy poo poo I missed the thread going live! Sorry, is it too late for me to sneak a post in?



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Puppies are dicks
Jan 31, 2011

WHY YOU GOTTA BREAK A BROS HEART
Don't think I need to roll to find these trader dudes do I? They're in town to do trade, which kind of requires they let people know where they are and that they're open for business, etc.

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