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Giblet Plus!
Sep 14, 2004

Applewhite posted:

Let's take some time out to appreciate the Imperial Sardaukar, the most Alpha fighting force in the universe:



10 millennia from now, when my fiery soul is reincarnated into a body worthy of its blinding intensity, I will be born as one of these mighty soldier fanatics.

dude is there a new dune movie and I don't know about it?

or is that just some dumb fan art?

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Giblet Plus! posted:

dude is there a new dune movie and I don't know about it?

or is that just some dumb fan art?

I think there was a new movie but it got canned.
These Sardaukar uniforms would have been baller as gently caress though.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Giblet Plus! posted:

dude is there a new dune movie and I don't know about it?

or is that just some dumb fan art?

Just some beta bitch wearing fancy plastic.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
gotta take some beta-blockers so I don't catch any of the betaness going around bros

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
my volkish thule-seed approves of this thread

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Alphas love the smell of genitals

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
pretty sure real alphas don't post much (or ever) on internet message-boards, folks

and forget betas... the majority of goons here are omega males

ninotoreS fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Mar 6, 2015

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Applewhite posted:

Alphas do whatever the gently caress we want. hth.

Applewhite posted:

Alphas do whatever the gently caress we want. hth.

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
^ prototypical omega

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
alpha response

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
lol if you don't make every girl within a mile radius cum whenever you flex your muscles.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
can women be alphas?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

can women be alphas?



Ofc they can. With whom else would Alpha males mate?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

yoyodyne posted:

lol if you don't make every girl within a mile radius cum whenever you flex your muscles.

lol if you have to flex for this to happen.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




hey, im a beta bitch and it really turns me on when a big alpha male makes fun of me

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Gaunab posted:

you probably wear condoms when you fuk lol

actually, condoms are pretty alpha. alphas don't want kids, and their sperm is so powerful they're guaranteed to impregnate any bitch you gently caress, so you better be packin latex

or, "the 'tex" as we say :smug:

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Horniest Manticore posted:

actually, condoms are pretty alpha. alphas don't want kids, and their sperm is so powerful they're guaranteed to impregnate any bitch you gently caress, so you better be packin latex

or, "the 'tex" as we say :smug:

Alphas do want kids because we recognize our offspring are vital to maintaining the quality of the human genome. hth

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

Alphas do want kids because we recognize our offspring are vital to maintaining the quality of the human genome. hth

children only tether you to money-sucking bitches who want to keep you from loving other women and want to talk endlessly about *~their feelings~*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Horniest Manticore posted:

children only tether you to money-sucking bitches who want to keep you from loving other women and want to talk endlessly about *~their feelings~*

sorry about the inferior quality of women for which you've been forced to settle.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Alphas was a good show that was cancelled too early.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

sorry about the inferior quality of women for which you've been forced to settle.

someone needs to visit mgtow.com

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

whoflungpoop posted:

i long to have my throat crushed in an alphas rockhard grip

hello.

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