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Lil Cunty

bridge washes out but you can use your dick as a temporary bridge so everyone gets to church on time

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:28

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Lil Cunty

tom silva: as you can seethe wood has rotted through and this joist has to come out. lucky for us we got a big dick here to support the structure until we can replace it

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:32

playground tough

tuck it into ur but crack

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:33

landy.

there's a hurricane and some people didn't make it to the shelter, but fortunately you can use your big dick to shield them from the rain and heavy winds.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:36

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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:37

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

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# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:44

Dotcom Jillionaire: Social distortion

how do you think football fields ger measured and get those white lines on em?

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:44

Lil Cunty

contract your big dick out to nasa to use as a space elevator to take supplies to astronauts

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:44

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

dont have a meter stick? no problem

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:45

landy.

end world hunger

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:47

Flying Fortress

fly fishing

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:48

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Him: Hey, you! Eat a dick!

Me: Why thank you. I just might. Yummy num num.

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:49

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

cant get your friends attention in class cause they forgot their cell phone????

just dick

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:49

Lil Cunty

jump rope

bend it in half for double dutch

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:50

Flying Fortress

any time can be limbo time

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:51

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

dont have a pig roast for ur luau? dick

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:52

Lil Cunty

drag it behind you while making a getaway after doing a crime the police will think they're after a kangaroo

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:53

Flying Fortress

WD-40 posted:

drag it behind you while making a getaway after doing a crime the police will think they're after a kangaroo

just hide behind it

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:54

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

use it to hypnotize ppl instead of a stupid pocket watch, why do you keep going to those steam punk conventions anyways me and yoru father are getting worried

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:55

landy.

become erect to pole vault

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:58

Flying Fortress

cut a hole in the bottom of a basket and then play a tune on a recorder while your dick slowly rises and sways back and forth

# ? Mar 5, 2015 18:58

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

use it like one of those slap bracelets from when u were a child

# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:00

Lil Cunty

Flying Fortress posted:

cut a hole in the bottom of a basket and then play a tune on a recorder while your dick slowly rises and sways back and forth

ty crap

ty landy

# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:00

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:01

wearing a lampshade

put a watch on it so everytime you go to the bathroom you know what time it is!

# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:04

E3 Keynote: eyyyyyyyyyy

leave your dick in the washroom so you can pee and dont have to pause isaac boss rush

# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:05

Flying Fortress

win at Twister

# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:07

joke_explainer

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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:07