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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Hey all,

I've had the idea since last year when I participated in Forums User Hockles excellent NHL Be a Pro thread and the OOTP baseball thread. After doing some test sims the last few days, I'd like to try set this up for a group of goons to have their virtual NFL men attempt a career, thanks to the help of Madden 15's Connected Franchise Mode. While not a perfect simulation, Madden 15 does a pretty serviceable job and makes it easy enough to dump goon stats into a spreadsheet.

Consider this an interest check, but if we get enough interest, i'll go ahead and do it. To save my sanity, I'd like to cap this at 40 players.

The details!: I will create your character as a new player in Madden 15, save them all to a customer roster, and then start a new Connected Franchise and simulate a fantasy draft. This will mean randomly being assigned to a team, but will make the simulation even more interesting as it will keep some unlucky goon from having his career die in Cleveland or Jacksonville (the sim engine is not friendly to those teams).

In order to ensure most goons start, I'll be creating most characters as mid to low 80 overalls, using excel's random number generator for some of the key stats (Arm Strength for QBs, Speed for skill positions, etc), but will not be creating any uber gods. Some goons will start right away, some may see situational snaps. Some of you may be the next Reggie White or Peyton Manning, some of you might be the next Jamarcus Russel.

Every player in Madden has a set of normal, numerical stats covering countless physical attributes. They also have schemes - definitions of your player that affect their statistics and growth, as well as performance and scheme fits. I won't type a novel here, so just go to this wiki and read them, and choose which your player will be.

Scheme Wiki: http://www.ign.com/wikis/madden-15/Be_a_Player_Position_Breakdown

I will then simulate a season, stopping to record stats at the trade deadline, the end of the regular season, and after the superbowl. I'll setup a google doc to track progress, and post some of the more interesting items in the thread. You can enjoy the thrill of being ripped on Twitter by Skip Bayless!

A Madden franchise has a hard limit of 30 seasons, and no player will ever go that far, so we'll try take it to when the last goon retires.

What i'll need from you to get started:

Name:
Position:
Scheme:
Date of Birth:
Hometown:
College:[/b
Jersey Number:]
Handedness:
Height:
[b]Weight:

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jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Let's see if I can make the HoF like in the baseball sim.

Name: Shaq Shoulders
Position: WR
Scheme: Red Zone Threat
Date of Birth: 7/4/94
Hometown: Los Angeles
College: Notre Dame
Jersey Number: 4
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Name: Lou Strombone
Position: DE
Scheme: Speed Rush
Date of Birth: 2/14/94
Hometown: St. Cloud
College: SCSU
Jersey Number: 90
Handedness: Left
Height: 6-6
Weight: 295

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Name: Bobby Hill
Position: HB
Scheme: Powerback
Date of Birth:1/6/94
Hometown: Dallas
College: Texas
Jersey Number: 20
Handedness: Right
Height: 5'8''
Weight: 325

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Name: Sexy Rexy
Position: QB
Scheme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V85zpK1D4Mc
Date of Birth: 6/9/94
Hometown: LA
College: Baylor
Jersey Number: 6
Handedness: R
Height: 6'4
Weight: 240

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

:911: its beautiful

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
yay, people! I'll throw mine in.

Name: Daar Throwman
Position: QB
Scheme: Strong arm
Date of Birth:1/6/92
Hometown: Elk River
College: North Dakota State
Jersey Number: 7
Handedness: Left
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225

SAMB0
Jul 9, 2004

Space Bear.
Destroyer of Worlds.
Name: Cal Ripken JR
Position: QB
Scheme: Pocket Passer
Date of Birth: 4/12/1994
Hometown: Baltimore
College: Maryland
Jersey Number: 8
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
A DE from a DII school in Minnesota couldn't possibly fail. Nor could a QB from a lovely town in Minnesota. Never.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Name: Brick Largemeat
Position: CB
Scheme: Man-to-Man
Date of Birth:01/25/94
Hometown: Miami
College: Da U
Jersey Number: 7
Handedness: Right
Height:6'1"
Weight:195

zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Mar 11, 2015

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


zimbomonkey posted:

Name: Brick Largemeat
Position: CB
Scheme: Man-to-Man
Date of Birth:01/25/90
Hometown: Miami
College: Da U
Jersey Number: 7
Handedness: Right
Height:6'1"
Weight:195


This is totally unrealistic. That age means he would have graduated from Miami.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

jabro posted:

This is totally unrealistic. That age means he would have graduated from Miami.

Don't old rookies happen sometimes

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Don't old rookies happen sometimes

never forget Pop Warren in Madden 25, 36 year old QB stud.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Dubious posted:

never forget Pop Warren in Madden 25, 36 year old QB stud.

I remember drafting a army guy I think, he blew out his knee then got called to active service

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Name: Hockles
Position: Quarterback
Scheme: Mobile
Date of Birth: April 5th, Youngest Available
Hometown: Cleveland, OH
College: Akron
Jersey Number: 10
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'2
Weight: 225

I better be a HOFer :colbert:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Top Hats Monthly posted:

I remember drafting a army guy I think, he blew out his knee then got called to active service

that is really cool and dumb that that can happen

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

July Mock Draft 2014

1st PLACE
RUNNER-UP
got the knowshon


Top Hats Monthly posted:

Don't old rookies happen sometimes

Yes but I was the making the reference more to the school he chose. Miami players don't graduate.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
it doesn't seem like anyone else is going to make a player

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
ill post it in TFF, football goons need something for the offseason instead of getting mad about dogchat in the offseason thread.

we will just give the chosen few a career if no one else bites.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

jabro posted:

This is totally unrealistic. That age means he would have graduated from Miami.

poo poo, bad math on my part. I'll fix that

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Can I change it to UMD?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dubious posted:

ill post it in TFF, football goons need something for the offseason

You mean aside from Chip Kelly's Wild Ride and the first week of Free Agency?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Yea Chip's Theme Park Experience came out of nowhere.

I'm gonna start creating people later tonight, and i'll drop off a mention in TFF later today. Hockles was kind enough to share his spreadsheet format for me to use, so i'll have a google doc site ready when we start it up.

E: Top Hats - not sure if Duluth is in the college list, or if I can create custom colleges.I think, from memory, all it has is from the region is U of M, UND, NDSU and I think...Mankato State?

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
Name: Stan Darsh
Position: DE
Scheme: Pass Rush
Date of Birth: 03/14/91
Hometown: Dallas, TX
College: UNT
Jersey Number: 93
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'4
Weight: 295

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Dubious posted:

Yea Chip's Theme Park Experience came out of nowhere.

I'm gonna start creating people later tonight, and i'll drop off a mention in TFF later today. Hockles was kind enough to share his spreadsheet format for me to use, so i'll have a google doc site ready when we start it up.

E: Top Hats - not sure if Duluth is in the college list, or if I can create custom colleges.I think, from memory, all it has is from the region is U of M, UND, NDSU and I think...Mankato State?
St Cloud is, as is whitewater :unsmith:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

FYI, I use an offline spreadsheet to keep track of everything, and then upload the whole spreadsheet to Google Docs.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Assuming that it's not too late to get in on this

Name: Mr. Wulf
Position: OLB
Scheme: 3-4 Pass Rusher
Date of Birth: 01/01/93
Hometown: Raleigh, NC
College: NCSU
Jersey Number: 99
Handedness: Right
Height: 6ft
Weight: 235

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Name: Athanatos
Position: WR
Scheme: Speed
Date of Birth: Youngest Year
Hometown: Peoria
College: Illinois
Jersey Number: 80
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'3
Weight: 220

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.
Name: That Guyclint
Position: Strong Safety
Scheme: Playmaker
Date of Birth: June 2 [Youngest Year]
Hometown: Jacksonville, FL
College: Middle Tennessee State
Jersey Number: 35
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 213 lbs

Jamizzy99
Jul 4, 2007
Name: Don Dagga
Position: HB
Scheme: One Cut
Date of Birth: 06/09/92
Hometown: Miami, FL
College: University of Miami
Jersey Number: 22
Handedness: Right
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 190

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
I'm gonna start creating players this weekend!

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

Name: Duane Butane
Position: HB
Scheme: Power
Date of Birth: 10/15/91
Hometown: Buffalo, NY
College: University of Buffalo
Jersey Number: 22
Handedness: Left
Height: 5' 8
Weight: 237

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Name: David "Sugar" Aguars
Position: TE
Scheme: Vertical Threat
Date of Birth: 5/25/1993
Hometown: Newark, NJ
College: Rutgers
Jersey Number: 81
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'3
Weight: 250

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Name: Geoff Peterson
Position: QB
Scheme: Balanced
Date of Birth: March 12, youngest available
Hometown: Taipei, Taiwan
College: Mount Union
Jersey Number: 12
Handedness: Right
Height: 6'2"
ccWeight: 200

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon


Name: Lars Umlaut
Position: DE
Scheme: Speed Rush
Date of Birth: January 4, 1993
Hometown: Leipzig, Germany
College: University of Maryland
Jersey Number: 94
Handedness: Left
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 292

Beer4TheBeerGod fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Mar 13, 2015

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Why can't I be a left tackle this is bullshit

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Intruder posted:

Why can't I be a left tackle this is bullshit

you can't handle the left side

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Intruder posted:

Why can't I be a left tackle this is bullshit

You absolutely can! The only thing is your only interesting stats would be sacks allowed and pancakes. :effort:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dubious posted:

You absolutely can! The only thing is your only interesting stats would be sacks allowed and pancakes. :effort:

:getin:

Name: Zachary de la Fuenta III
Position: Offensive Tackle
Scheme: N/A I guess Zone
Date of Birth: 9/5/95
Hometown: Houston
College: Houston again
Jersey Number: 77
Handedness: Ambi (or right, whatever)
Height: 6'6
Weight: 330320

vvv Ok, amended

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Mar 13, 2015

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
OL can be Maulers, Zone Blockers, Run Blockers, Pass Blockers, or Balanced, if you want to pick a style.

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