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-Playing a game with a friend, and the friend says "OK now it's my turn" even though he just had a half hour turn and you were only playing for five minutes -When you're playing games at a friend's house and they hog the good controller and you have to use some third party mad catz stuff. I had one friend who only had one regular ps1 controller and a steering wheel with a d-pad on the base -Kids on the playground stealing your pokemon when they said they'd trade right back after their haunter evolved
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Doing chicken fights on the monkey bars on the playground. Everyone knows that you are trying to pull the other guy down through leg grappling, but the fun comes to an end when some rear end in a top hat decides to swing in as hard as he can and kick you in the chest.
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Mar 6, 2015 01:35
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Doing chicken fights on the monkey bars on the playground. Everyone knows that you are trying to pull the other guy down through leg grappling, but the fun comes to an end when some rear end in a top hat decides to swing in as hard as he can and kick you in the chest. That reminds me of another one - arguments over the rules of hopscotch. It's hopscotch - it shouldn't be that hard to decide how it's played.
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Mar 6, 2015 01:44
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Arguments if you throw on paper stone scissors ON 3 or AFTER 3
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Mar 6, 2015 01:44
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kids who cry and run to the teacher because they got hit by a rock in the throw rocks at each other game.
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Mar 6, 2015 05:23
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The approximately 1,356,721 differing rules of handball, all decided upon by whoever was "Ace" at the time.
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Mar 6, 2015 14:08
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That one kid; "I get to go first, It's my house." "I am the guest, I get to go first." Why did we invite him again? I know lets just hit him with sticks again. Also the kid who snitches on you, when you gang up and hit him with sticks. What a jerk. Also the loving Gingerbread Man in Candy Land. I was 5 spaces away from Candy Castle you rear end in a top hat. There is a reason that card goes 'mysteriously missing' first.
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Mar 6, 2015 15:10
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-Getting picked last for dodgeball. -Getting picked last for baseball. -Getting picked last for any sport. -Never getting picked in Duck-Duck-Goose.
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Mar 6, 2015 15:46
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That one motherfucker (and it was always the same motherfucker) who ended up with a perforated eardrum and now nobody is allowed to throw snowballs. Also when you'd have water fights and there'd be one poor kid who brought a squirty bottle that was formerly used for some domestic cleaning product and he'd end up either staining everyone's clothes or giving everyone rashes. Playing football and loving Chuckie Izumo's idiot dog would get free, poo poo on the playing field and then try to eat the ball. gently caress that dog. I was so glad when it got killed by a car.
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Mar 6, 2015 15:50
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Move Spamming Complaints: Uhh, hello? Don't get mad at me for playing the game. If Sub-Zero can freeze you over and over why shouldn't I use it? Annoyance Level: 6.5 Playing as Joe Bruiser in WCW/NWO World Tour and acting like he's equivalent to the other wrestlers Joe Bruiser is much more powerful than the other guys, Anthony. He's not even a real wrestler. I'm Diamond Dallas Page, a real wrestler, and just because you beat me doesn't mean poo poo. Annoyance Level: 9
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Mar 6, 2015 16:03
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One time me and my friend Jason were playing the playstation power rangers game and he told me if i jumped off the edge I'd get a bunch of extra lives. But I didn't!! And then when I got the high score he put in my name but he spelled David with a T
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Mar 6, 2015 16:28
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Apparently smear the queer is supposed to be played with some kind of football, which makes my fifth grade experience very frustrating in retrospect.
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Mar 6, 2015 17:11
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Bedtime 
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Mar 6, 2015 17:31
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"We just scored a touchdown! Ok, now kickoff to us!" I took my ball and went home.
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Mar 6, 2015 17:37
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when Jim wanted to play the game his uncle taught him and nobody else wanted to but it was his turn. i really didn't like that game
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Mar 6, 2015 18:05
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Playing Goldeneye with the spergy kid down the street that would only ever play with proxy mines because he went and figured out every single spawn point and where you would spawn depending on where you died in a level. If you got killed first it was best to just leave because there would be a proxy mine at your feet every time you would spawn back into the game. Of course if he died first, you might as well go home because he would just restart the game saying that it didn't count. Also, sore thumbs after playing StreetFighter 2 all weekend. Summertime edit: That one kid who would only have a squirtgun fight at his house because he was the only one allowed to use the hose. CombatBonta-kun has a new favorite as of 18:30 on Mar 6, 2015 |
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Mar 6, 2015 18:28
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Point-n-click adventure games.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:35
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Friend who pauses a Smash Bros fight every 3 mins to look at a cool freeze frame pose
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Mar 6, 2015 20:46
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mamelon posted:Friend who pauses a Smash Bros fight every 3 mins to look at a cool freeze frame pose Pausing a fighting game to look up a finishing move for 5 minutes.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:49
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Player 2 flipping a turtle back to its feet right before you're about to kick it off the beam in complete contravention of the unspoken spirit of cooperation intended to exist between the Mario Brothers.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:59
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Fancy third party multi-page memory card has a battery failure a year and a half later with hundreds of hours of safe files 
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Mar 6, 2015 21:01
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My nephew said his friend traded him a good rare Pokemon card for his and the card was neither good nor rare so I am going to elbow drop that other little bastard if I ever see him.
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Mar 7, 2015 16:07
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 There they are, the hippies, we didn't even have a TV.
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Mar 7, 2015 16:48
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lord funk posted:Pausing a fighting game to look up a finishing move for 5 minutes. Pausing the game when your friend was in mid-combo. After defeating my brother in Tekken 3, it used to drive him insane when I kept punching his character after the KO, before they collapsed. Needless to say, I constantly did it until he refused to play anymore.
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Mar 9, 2015 05:46
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Developing a blister worse than a second degree burn on your palm after spinning the joystick around FAST AS YOU CAN for some Mario Party minigame.
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Mar 9, 2015 06:27
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That motherfucker who always picked Oddjob. Man, gently caress that guy.
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Mar 9, 2015 13:11
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That one little turd who would grab a controller right after eating with his filthy pizza/cheeto hands and make a huge loving mess all over your one other good controller
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Mar 9, 2015 13:20
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Toriori posted:My nephew said his friend traded him a good rare Pokemon card for his and the card was neither good nor rare so I am going to elbow drop that other little bastard if I ever see him. i traded a holo blastoise for a friggin machamp in kindergarden. this made me into the resentful monster I am today oh yeah and then my loving brother took the machamp because he said he traded it to that kid. fuckkkkkk
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Mar 9, 2015 15:36
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Sic Semper Goon posted:Pausing the game when your friend was in mid-combo. Grown, adult males still get mad about this on message boards 
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Mar 9, 2015 15:43
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Spending an hour trying to kill the AT-ST in the first level of Shadows of the Empire by shooting at its legs with my blaster pistol. How the hell was I, at age 9, supposed to know that you could 1.) select different weapons and 2.) tilt the camera up and down to target the body.
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Mar 9, 2015 16:40
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Drone posted:Spending an hour trying to kill the AT-ST in the first level of Shadows of the Empire by shooting at its legs with my blaster pistol. How the hell was I, at age 9, supposed to know that you could 1.) select different weapons and 2.) tilt the camera up and down to target the body. -Boba Fett in Shadows of the Empire. You beat him and then he flies his Slave 1 and you get slaughtered. -Any Madden Game ever
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Mar 9, 2015 17:26
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Madden *Holds down joystick to run back to avoid a sack* *throws ball* *control snap-switches to receiver who now is running back, away from the ball* *AI Intercepts and scores 50 touchdowns*
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Mar 9, 2015 18:01
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TecmoBowl The kid who picked the Raiders. What an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:20
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That one guy who had an Amiga and would *not* shut up about it.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:25
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Ugh, Mom! Zelda is a GIRL! HIS name is LINK! I wouldn't play some stupid girl game, jeez c'mon.
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Mar 9, 2015 18:38
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When you're paying space marines vs aliens in the back yard and you totally shoot Tony but then he says he has Class IV phase armor that makes all your shots bounce back and actually kill you instead
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Mar 9, 2015 22:43
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If you throw darts at paper airplanes that I throw, you will hit me eventually, I promise. Just one more throw? Fine man, last one ok? Hey mom... I think I need to go to the hospital...
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Mar 10, 2015 02:44
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trying to play pokemon snap with a broken light bazooka because the real controllers were missing
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I'M ALMOST AT A SAVE POINT GEEZ HOLD ON
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