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Caring about shaving is worse than caring about video games on the nerd ladder. Listening to pasty retards extol the virtues of straight razors and shaving soap is worse than listening to them describe their wow character
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:05 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:38 |
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shaving with a hatchet is an idiot bitch move, the loving thing is too long to turn like a shaving tool has to be turned. Lol if you think you're grizzly loving adams and you have a hatchet but you don't have a goddamned useful-size knife that's got a thinner blade and takes a better edge anyway
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:16 |
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i shave with a razor
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:17 |
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Zippy the Bummer posted:just use warm water and soap what???
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:31 |
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I get naked chicks to shave my beard for me. How about that?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:34 |
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i scrape the hair off the right side of my face with one of those razors that comes in a bag of 30 and when im done i mop up the pool of blood with the remains of my tattered bandages from last time i shaved, idiot
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:44 |
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Myron Baloney posted:shaving with a hatchet is an idiot bitch move, the loving thing is too long to turn like a shaving tool has to be turned. Lol if you think you're grizzly loving adams and you have a hatchet but you don't have a goddamned useful-size knife that's got a thinner blade and takes a better edge anyway this guy really sheddinf light on why shavibg with a tool used to hack apart trees might be problematic
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:46 |
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honestly, i shave with disposable razors but im cheap so i use them way after they've become completely dull. you have to push down really hard on your face for it to cut anything at that point.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:28 |
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Everyone in the OP is just trying to be someone they're not.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:33 |
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i shave with my own biceps
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:37 |
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I'm supposed to find this manly when both guys are clearly covered in obscene amounts of shaving cream??? They're not manly, they're sensitive sissies who are also dumb enough to use a cumbersome and ineffective tool for the task at hand. A shaving razor is all you need to be a man.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:40 |
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I have a tiny venezuelan man nibble the hair off of my face. Real men use men as hair removers. It is more manly because twice as many men are involved as doing it solo. But really, how incredibly insecure do you have to be to brag about how you shave?
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:11 |
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I got the hair lasered off my face. Lasers>Axes therefore I am more manly.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:17 |
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But hatchets aren't even sharp
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:26 |
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Does Gillette make a five-blade hatchet with pivoting guide ball that maximizes both masculinity and comfort while tenderly attending to the needs of sensitive skin with some sort of gentle pro-glide action, asking for a friend
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:13 |
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all I remember about this guy is that the hatchet was just a photo op he actually shaves with a razor which is nuts!
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:27 |
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Paper With Lines posted:
There are probably less obvious ways to come out, OP
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:03 |
I like to use a handful of glass and rocks and polish my whiskers off. really tho that dude who was freaking out about electric razors is right. I just use a bladed to clean up my cheeks and neck in the shower afterward, my razors last forever.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:14 |
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shaving with a hatchet is stupid
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:50 |
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*has beard, wears plaid and shaves with hatchet* *still works a 9-5 office job and does nothing with hands other than typing and jerking off*
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:20 |
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Nathilus posted:If u dont shave with an electric razor then you dumb as gently caress, manual shaving blows goats. Who wants to have to get lathered up like a lady in a bubblebath to loving shave? Ridiculous. Manual shaving sluts use way too many skin products and time babying their loving face hair. Get that poo poo into order in a minute or two right after the morning shower with an electric razor. No muss, no fuss. Electric razors don't exfoliate though, I don't think.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:34 |
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shiksa posted:um i dont shave you smoothskin bitch i have not shaved or cut my hair since last may but i shower every day and bush my teeth twice a day
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:49 |
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As someone who isn't trying to prove anything to anyone when they shave I use an electric razor because it's easy as poo poo and feels good.
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:32 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:38 |
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dont shave, just have a big powerful beard
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# ? Mar 6, 2015 23:16 |