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Just thought I'd help you out, it's good to let your body's automated systems rest every now and then
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Don't think about breathing.
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Mar 6, 2015 04:34
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i grind my teeth in my sleep. probably because of the alcohols and weeds
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Mar 6, 2015 04:34
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you are now holding your jaw up manually, you are now breathing manually, and your car is now in manual transmission
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Mar 6, 2015 04:34
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jokes on you my jaw is wired shut
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Mar 6, 2015 04:37
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shiksa posted:jokes on you my jaw is wired shut what? then how the gently caress are you talking?
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Mar 6, 2015 04:37
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actually my neckfat holds it up when i talk, the top part of my head moves
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Mar 6, 2015 04:38
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Think about which one of your lips is closer to being more extruded than the other one. Congrats I just ruined your life.
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Mar 6, 2015 04:38
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My car is manual but my boner is automatic. 
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Mar 6, 2015 04:42
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no it doesnt close thread
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Mar 6, 2015 04:51
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Sentient Data posted:Just thought I'd help you out, it's good to let your body's automated systems rest every now and then gently caress you op i lost my jaw in a blowjob accident
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Mar 6, 2015 05:12
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if you really wanna help me out OP you'll put your cock in my mouth to take the burden off my neck muscles
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Mar 6, 2015 05:17
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what about blinking? do you have to do it consciously, too?
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Mar 6, 2015 05:44
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quakster posted:what about blinking? do you have to do it consciously, too? i do now, thanks rear end in a top hat
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Mar 6, 2015 05:55
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LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd
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Mar 6, 2015 05:55
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Thanks i constantly realize this but walk around w breathing manually through my mouth because i am a big revolting ape
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Mar 6, 2015 06:02
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being aware of your tongue gets extra fun when you learn to control the saliva gland under it
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Mar 6, 2015 06:20
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Thanks for the reminder. I immediately let it go slack when I read the thread title. Felt much better.
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Mar 6, 2015 06:32
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quakster posted:being aware of your tongue gets extra fun when you learn to control the saliva gland under it Lol if you don't greet your friends with saliva squirts ejaculated from under your tongue Just lol
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Mar 6, 2015 07:05
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u are now remembering it takes great effort to keep your anal sphincter sealed shut. u are now remembering that gushing #2 all over is the natural way. heh, sorry if I messed up your friday >
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Mar 6, 2015 22:31
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It takes effort for me to unclench my jaw
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Mar 6, 2015 22:33
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never unclench, face gains
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Mar 6, 2015 22:41
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not for roger ebert because hes dead
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Mar 6, 2015 22:42
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Will being a slack-jawed human being ever stop paying me dividends?
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Mar 6, 2015 22:47
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i always have my jaw slacked because i think it makes me look better
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Mar 6, 2015 22:58
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loving jews
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Mar 6, 2015 23:27
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A misanthrope posted:gently caress you op i lost my jaw in a blowjob accident sorry about that
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Mar 6, 2015 23:34
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quakster posted:being aware of your tongue gets extra fun when you learn to control the saliva gland under it gently caress you
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Mar 6, 2015 23:35
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your mother got a mouth on the back of her neck and the bitch chew like this:
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Mar 7, 2015 00:28
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you just lost THE GAME!!!!
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Mar 7, 2015 00:32
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I don't need to take physical effort to keep it closed, because like most of you I have it resting on my left hand with my elbow on the table, and my ankles are crossed.
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Mar 7, 2015 00:37
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Eyes are also held open manually, and manual focus can take over where the brain does not do things right
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Mar 7, 2015 00:47
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Putty posted:you are now holding your jaw up manually, you are now breathing manually, and your car is now in manual transmission you are now doing a manual on a skateboard
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Mar 7, 2015 01:02
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soy posted:never unclench, face gains 
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You can't read something in his voice if there's nothing to read, idiot.
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