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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Why are they so tall?

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the mmoon

Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

pics please

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

bones

big ones

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Gaunab posted:

Why are they so tall?

if you think about it if u jump all the time evolution will see that you want your head to be higher and then it 'll make u taller.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Tenacious J posted:

pics please

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Oberleutnant posted:

if you think about it if u jump all the time evolution will see that you want your head to be higher and then it 'll make u taller.

dos this work the same with the head of my penis?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
volleyball chicks are hot as gently caress

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Post examples, please

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
'volleyball chicks' is the pro-est of GISes it's like an infinite lineup of toned sexy girlbuttes

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

kindermord posted:

'volleyball chicks' is the pro-est of GISes it's like an infinite lineup of toned sexy girlbuttes

turns out people who exercise are attractive

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

I like butt

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Got my dick hard like incarceration

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

kindermord posted:

'volleyball chicks' is the pro-est of GISes it's like an infinite lineup of toned sexy girlbuttes

:eyepop:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

volleyball chicks are hot as gently caress

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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I watch women's volleyball because of the sportmansbwahahahahaha sorry

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

:gizz:

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!

Squat squat squat, mmmm

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
POST THE FUCKIN PICS OP

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

actually this is a screenshot from a video game

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Those thighs :eyepop:

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
when I was a little kid I thought it was bally ball

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

POST THE FUCKIN PICS OP

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir
There's a club for rich people in my area and they have some volleyball teams in there, so I often see volleyball women around town. They are huge and I can't help but feel like a tiny little manlet when a crowd of players in the other side of 6 feet tall pass me by. And they're buff, too, with broad shoulders and large thighs, looking like they could wreck your poo poo if they felt so inclined. I saw two girl volleyball players kissing in the street once. It was maybe the least erotic thing I've ever witnessed and one of the most terrifying, top 200 at least.

The guys, however, are all lanky or chubby or physically weird in some way, and they all lurch.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

couldn't make the basketball team

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
is this a follow up to the slam whale thread

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Fullhouse posted:

I like butt

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

she does not look receptive as she is doing a "butt tuck"

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ramsus posted:

she does not look receptive as she is doing a "butt tuck"

she donig the Butt Truck cuz bae got a Dumper like whoa

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Volleyball chicks are hot. Basketball chicks are all weird shaped and have wide hips and look like that sasquatch blond from Game of Thrones.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
where is my weird shaped basketball wife w/ huge delts?

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Moridin920 posted:

volleyball chicks are hot as gently caress

word

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Someone here needs to play DOAX and get back with us.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
volleyball chicks make the hottest noises whilst volleybawlin, those cool grunts are awesome and sexy

Literal Carehaver posted:

where is my weird shaped basketball wife w/ huge delts?

where is that large automobile?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

They should add a rule that the girls have to twerk if the ball is not heading to their general vicinity. Or maybe like, flashing the crowd for a full 3 seconds gets your team an extra point. I dunno, I'm just trying to get viewership up for these games, not trying to be misogynist or anything.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
some people are tall, some people are short op

some of the tall ones dont even play volleyball, believe it or not

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
who better volley ball chicks or softball chicks?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

uG posted:

who better volley ball chicks or softball chicks?

softball chicks are stout as gently caress, lil babe ruths running around

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

uG posted:

who better volley ball chicks or softball chicks?

Volleyball. By a mile.



Softball chicks tend to be mannish. Source: taking calc with a girl who played on the us national team.

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