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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


softball is the domain of the not-good kind of lezzies

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EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

uG posted:

who better volley ball chicks or softball chicks?

Softball chicks will help you fix your car, grill up some steak and are demons in the sack.

Volleyball girls are just fuckin mean.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
if you live in the midwest softball chicks span the 1-10 spectrum, it's quite the sight

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005









volleyball is good

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Mar 6, 2015

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


thats my jam. thats what im tolkien about. womens asscheks

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Seriously, Softball Thickies are a joke. It's all about them Volleyball Hoes

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

Oberleutnant posted:

if you think about it if u jump all the time evolution will see that you want your head to be higher and then it 'll make u taller.

alright lamarck, back in the cupboard you go

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
If a softball player is wearing a ribbon in her hair, that means she's not a lesbian. It's the softball code.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Ping pong chicks are pretty hot

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I believe men need to start wearing hotpants for sports as well

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Shouts to them volleyball booties. Mmm mmm mm got drat

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
I didn't already have like 3/4ths of those pictures saved on my harddrive. Nope.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
jumping all the time is good for your butt

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Doctor Dogballs posted:

thats my jam. thats what im tolkien about. womens asscheks

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


would

Edit: would softball chicks too

FuturePastNow fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 6, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

I can't put my finger in it but the bitch on the left looks like she's one domestic disturbance away from the next 20 years in county lock-up

Bobegg13
Apr 6, 2011

Nosam0819 posted:

Ping pong chicks are pretty hot

loving racist

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i masturbate to hot women all thedamn time

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

athletic bums and thighs

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

toggle posted:

athletic bums and thighs

:thurman:

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Realtalk: My biggest dream came true. I met a hot volleyball girl on okcupid and had a 1.5 year relationship with her. She was really tall and had nice tits and a nice rear end. Turns out short girl with big boobs are way better. Just believe me on this, I've been through it.

naem
May 29, 2011

daddy wants to make a baby

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

karma_coma posted:

Realtalk: My biggest dream came true. I met a hot volleyball girl on okcupid and had a 1.5 year relationship with her. She was really tall and had nice tits and a nice rear end. Turns out short girl with big boobs are way better. Just believe me on this, I've been through it.

Why?

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram


Because I'm 5'10 and she was 5'11 and doing girls with huge boobs who are 5'5 is like a million times better.

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Pics please. For science my good sir :D :D :D teh

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

unassertive boy 99 posted:

Pics please. For science my good sir :D :D :D teh

is ur av a man??

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
No it's a beautiful womyn...

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNRhtip6S4&t=114s

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i want a smokin hot amazonian volleyball chick to ride my face and crush my puny head between her thighs when she cums

just bein real

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Feranon posted:

i want a smokin hot amazonian volleyball chick to ride my face and crush my puny head between her thighs when she cums

just bein real

Sounds fun, but it's not.

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

Nefarious posted:

actually this is a screenshot from a video game

Pretty hosed up.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

karma_coma posted:

Sounds fun, but it's not.

maybe not to a lil bitchass who couldn't handle a Real Woman

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Feranon posted:

maybe not to a lil bitchass who couldn't handle a Real Woman

The first couple of times yes it's fun but after that it's like gently caress off bitch don't try and murder me with with your thighs because they are stronger than my entire body you fuckin oval office whore.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm frightened by women more athletic than me, actually.
So, all of them.


You can never understand me, and I won't ask you to. I just wanted everyone to know this about me.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Poetic Justice posted:

volleyball is good
lmao

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

karma_coma posted:

The first couple of times yes it's fun but after that it's like gently caress off bitch don't try and murder me with with your thighs because they are stronger than my entire body you fuckin oval office whore.

Hmm what?

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

karma_coma posted:

The first couple of times yes it's fun but after that it's like gently caress off bitch don't try and murder me with with your thighs because they are stronger than my entire body you fuckin oval office whore.

Don't stop I'm almost there.

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mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

ShaqDiesel posted:

Don't stop I'm almost there.

No it's horrible don't try it. Sounds fun. It's not.

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