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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Blistex posted:

What you're looking for are women speed skaters.



If you were doing her missionary style, and she had her legs wrapped around you and climaxed, she could squeeze you so hard that your head would pop-off, go through the ceiling, and every ounce of blood and every internal organ would rocket our your neck like a geyser. Needless to say every bone in your torso would be ground into powder.

sorry but if you don't want a woman to do this to you -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gG-Zfl16Y

- you might be gay

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open container
Sep 16, 2008
thanks i needed a new fetish :tipshat:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

I'm number 3. Better known as "female Gollum"

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

volleyball players seem to have found the exact amount of squats to have butt that is not too fat and not too muscular. goldilocks butt.

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

god i love when a girl cuts the sleeves off a t-shirt and wears it sleeveless.


like she showin more skin and maybe if she feel like it she cut the rest off.

itt creepy old men (incl me)

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Zombie Boat posted:

I'm number 3. Better known as "female Gollum"

c'mon buddy, she's just really pumped up for her big match, cut old number 3 some slack buddy.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


karma_coma posted:

Because I'm 5'10 and she was 5'11 and doing girls with huge boobs who are 5'5 is like a million times better.

Sorry friend, it takes a real man to be with a real woman.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Fullhouse posted:

sorry but if you don't want a woman to do this to you -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gG-Zfl16Y

- you might be gay

:stare::fh:

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Proof that James Bond is actually a closeted homo because when Xenia Onatopp wanted to do that to him he killed her.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





They are so tan. Don't they know about the dangers of sun exposure? :ohdear:

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

wow white girls have no rear end

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
hang on, revelation coming here folks:

Women that exercise typically have better bodies

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
men too, if you can believe it

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
people who exercise are so loving beautiful goddamn

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
many people exercise every day for 5 years straight, some people have not exercised one day in 5 years, this is probably a true

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the greatest SA tragedy was the gassing of the fat is beautiful thread

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



post more pics of hot volleyball chicks

(gentlemen, get your dicks out!!!)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





gentlemen, put your dicks away.

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

1gnoirents posted:

the greatest SA tragedy was the gassing of the fat is beautiful thread

I fully accept replacing it with the ''rear end is beautiful' thread

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


how dare you

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Ramsus posted:

wow white girls have no rear end

The one on the right has plenty. I also like small tits though.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

toggle posted:

how dare you

you wanted freaks of nature i brought freaks of nature

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

amityville anus posted:

you wanted freaks of nature i brought freaks of nature

shame on you


so here is a svelte bum

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

:gizz:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Zeike posted:

[timg]http://pzy.be/i/2/sports+collection+%2856%29.jpg[timg]
:gizz:

I mean, hahahahaha!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Zzulu posted:

sportsbutt


owens

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Benny Harvey posted:

European handball players have better thighs imo.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


gonna save this gif so i can watch it before i play some blonde on brunette lesbian porn

it's all about the fantasy.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004


gottdam

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

:stare:

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Zzulu posted:

I believe men need to start wearing hotpants for sports as well

equality for all

p.s. this is why there aren't very many women on SA, you all are creepy fucks

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Portals posted:

p.s. this is why there aren't very many women on SA, you all are creepy fucks
no one was confused about this

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
heres the thing though, it's not creepy

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



that's only one of many reasons

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Portals posted:

equality for all

p.s. this is why there aren't very many women on SA, you all are creepy fucks

people come to the internet for women . . . .hahahahah

Zzulu posted:

heres the thing though, it's not creepy

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Mar 8, 2015

naem
May 29, 2011

God I love women

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Pervert.

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monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

naem posted:

God I love women

Amen brother. loving amazing creatures.

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