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Redkist: Mar 5, 2005; Fonkay fressh!

- bush was prez

# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:44

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

death is certain

# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:50

Blazing Zero: Sep 7, 2012; *sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

everybody poops

# ? Mar 6, 2015 10:53

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

Just remember krampster's here for u

# ? Mar 6, 2015 11:12

20matar: Jul 9, 2013; 70fugir

Bush hid the facts

# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:39

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

mods knew

# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:40

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:46

Sentient Data: Aug 31, 2011; My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

You'll eventually die so nothing really matters, or if you don't then you're immortal so pretty much nothing on this mortal plane matters

# ? Mar 6, 2015 12:59

bitmap: Aug 8, 2006

Idno maybe just hit a jazz cigarette and watch frozen

# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:01

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

"Its just blood"

# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:32

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Serious answer: this video of pig eating a cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY

# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:35

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

hot eats cool treats dairy wqueen

# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:36

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

you'll never be younger than you are now.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:40

Pannus: Mar 14, 2004

one day i will be completely gone and no one will remember me. that goes for you too!

# ? Mar 6, 2015 13:47

ArtIsResistance: May 19, 2007; QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

kecske posted:

death is certain FOR EVERYONE

same but with the ol' artisresistance spin

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:07

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

get real beefy lil pissbitch

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:36

WAY TO GO WAMPA!!: Oct 27, 2007

My friend sits down to put on/take off his pants

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:36

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

i think of jim carey talking with his butt in ace ventura

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:57

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

krampster2 posted:

Just remember krampster's here for u

lately this has been all i need to get by

# ? Mar 6, 2015 14:58

Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

God is dead

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:19

20matar: Jul 9, 2013; 70fugir

Amarcarts posted:

God is dead

And noone cares... if there is a hell... ill see you there!!!

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:28

Frog Act: Feb 10, 2012

The Dennis System posted:

Serious answer: this video of pig eating a cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY

yesterdaty i saw a video of a pig eating a miscarried fetus

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:33

open container: Sep 16, 2008

The Dennis System posted:

Serious answer: this video of pig eating a cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY

This does nothing for me! :colbert:

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:40

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Dennis System posted:

Serious answer: this video of pig eating a cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY

it beats the picture of a farmer eaten by a pig

# ? Mar 6, 2015 15:59

yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

lol if you actually post content

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:12

NurhacisUrn: Jul 18, 2013; All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

The worst people drink corn syrup, so it's all good.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:16

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjtkMCLRf-M

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:16

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:21

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwnxv4ln78c

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:29

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EtztPXotg8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvGouoASf28 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCeCMFU1lwM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyWzk31p3lk

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:41

you rock: Sep 12, 2010; You wanna fuck with this shit I fuckin dare you. You fuck wit the hedge you get the spines

Death feels good

# ? Mar 6, 2015 16:48

Mentat Radnor: Apr 24, 2008; ~Water flowers every day~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q

# ? Mar 6, 2015 17:48

Millsy: Dec 28, 2004; All's fair in love and bouncy bouncy.; Pillbug

suicide is painless

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:21

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

this is for all my goon siblings living the struggle day to day

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:25

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

dogs

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:30

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

good dads are good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xShg52s1ZJk

# ? Mar 6, 2015 18:30

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btvXmgsTtyU

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:43

Tonsured: Jan 14, 2005; I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

Millsy posted:

suicide is painless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

# ? Mar 6, 2015 19:58

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:02

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Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 20:04

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