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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I was reading his (not sure on proper pronoun here sorry) latest...."front page article"...and I remembered that I had never seen a photograph of him. What does he look like? I feel that this is an important thing to know for instance many of the best and most popular front page writers from the past we had the knowledge of the face's of them but of his we do not can we rectify this?

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Onomarchus
Jun 4, 2005

Dude, that's like asking what Dr. Claw looks like.

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost
I'm not sure if I'm following...are you asking what Zach Parson's [balls] look like, keeping with the theme of the story?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
where is a picture, of him

Atomizer
Jun 24, 2007





Here he is.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
why does he have that wierd haircut

Atomizer
Jun 24, 2007



Because all that bacon he eats makes his hair fall out.

His boyfriend is hot though. :shlick:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

gross.

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Does he look like a bitch?!?

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I've never seen zach parsons and the black Power Ranger in the same room.

Just sayin.

tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

"Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.
he's basically a bald regular dude w/ facial hair, pretty boring poo poo

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

tripwood posted:

he's basically a bald regular dude w/ facial hair, pretty boring poo poo

Let's see.

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

he has kind eyes

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.
an ancient frontpage article had a photo of him:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Karl Rove posted:

an ancient frontpage article had a photo of him:



handsome.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Karl Rove posted:

an ancient frontpage article had a photo of him:



all of his good article ideas manifest out from his neck-strap

Karl Rove
Feb 26, 2006

Oh man, the Elders are really lovely guys. Their astral projection seminars are literally off the fucking planet, and highly recommended.
found it!

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/get-know-your/

John Dyne
Jul 3, 2005

Well, fuck. Really?
this is what Mr Parson looks like these days

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

John Dyne posted:

this is what Mr Parson looks like these days



what a cutie pie

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
looks like a lumberjack

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I was re-reading "Your Next-Door Neighboor is a Dragon" but two days ago and wondering the same thing. Does he have a metal hand and wispy, blond hair?

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

I.C. posted:

I was re-reading "Your Next-Door Neighboor is a Dragon" but two days ago and wondering the same thing. Does he have a metal hand and wispy, blond hair?

of course he does.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
He has a smiley on something sensitive, it's from a fairly unflattering picture obv.

Geek USSR
Mar 24, 2011

Harime Nui posted:

He has a smiley on something sensitive, it's from a fairly unflattering picture obv.

He looks super horny

Pegged Lamb
Nov 5, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
i imagine he looks like an anglican clergyman, on account of his name

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
A shapeless congeries of inhuman appendages and organs of no obvious purpose, her myriad eyes forming and unforming as she heaves her formless bulk across the threshold.

http://www.somethingawful.com/news/lovecraft-yo-momma/

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
is zack parsons the one that just got married and fled to canada

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

I would like to see the super horny Zack Parsons.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
pretty sure he's a younger Alan Parsons

Lacedaemonius
Jan 18, 2015

Rub a dub dub
That lazy eye is unfortunate.

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echopraxia
May 22, 2015
I want answers

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