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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

sorry john wick dick suckers, Dredd is a far superior action movie. I just finished watching it so I'll post my 10000 word review shortly.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i've never seen john wick but it's impossible that it's a better movie than dredd.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dredd is the best action film of the 21st century.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




both movies can be good

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

hemale in pain posted:

both movies can be good

Of course someone with the username "hemale" would argue for a non-binary system of quality assessment :smuggo:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i just saw john wick the other day and its pretty good but i went in expecting some kind of farce knowingly played straight based on the premise but in the end it seemed to take itself about 5% more seriously than it should have.
i would watch a sequel but lol if u think it's better than dredd imo

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




mind the walrus posted:

Of course someone with the username "hemale" would argue for a non-binary system of quality assessment :smuggo:

fluid actually

you disgust me

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

Oberleutnant posted:

i just saw john wick the other day and its pretty good but i went in expecting some kind of farce knowingly played straight based on the premise but in the end it seemed to take itself about 5% more seriously than it should have.
i would watch a sequel but lol if u think it's better than dredd imo

Great review... great review... however, I'm just noticing you didn't put down the name of the man you had sex with? Any reason why not?

open container
Sep 16, 2008

sexy young infidel posted:

Great review... great review... however, I'm just noticing you didn't put down the name of the man you had sex with? Any reason why not?

i get it it's like you're calling him gay in a roundabout manner

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

sexy young infidel posted:

Great review... great review... however, I'm just noticing you didn't put down the name of the man you had sex with? Any reason why not?

Oh man lol at this fresh new meme. Can't wait to post this on 9gag

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May 27, 2004



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gently caress the row is bottom-shelf but that gave me a chuckle

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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The original judge dredd is better than Dredd

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Murphy Brownback posted:

The original judge dredd is better than Dredd

lol rob schneider

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
I just rewatched Dredd the other day and drat if that isn't a fine action movie. Maybe a bit too much cgi blood, but I know practical effects are on their way out and they did have a limited budget.

e: Or I thought they did. They spent $45 million on that? Wow.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Dredd and John Wick are both... good.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
ive not seen john wick but im gonna say that dredd is beter

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
i liked the part where dredd hit the dude in the throat with the butt of his gun and the dude choked to death

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I like the machine gun under the chin part.

Also there are some nice titties in that film. Would wank.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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yeah the Dredd girl was really hot

i'd let her destroy my mind with her freaky psychic powers anyday

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Drunkboxer posted:

i liked the part where dredd hit the dude in the throat with the butt of his gun and the dude choked to death

Yeah that was awesome

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

sexy young infidel posted:

Great review... great review... however, I'm just noticing you didn't put down the name of the man you had sex with? Any reason why not?

it was john wick. learn to read, moran

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

:mad:

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Zzulu posted:

Dredd and John Wick are both... good.

way to steal my opinion

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
Tom dredd is my favorite comic book fire man.

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Dredd has a pretty sick soundtrack.

It was also an awesome movie.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Okay if no one else is gonna ask the question then I will: who or what is "John Wick"?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



You can like both movies, OP.

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Dredd didn't pretend to be anything other than what it was, so it was a good movie.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Zzulu posted:

Dredd and John Wick are both... good.

.....yes. This is.... correct.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Nelson Mandingo posted:

You can like both movies, OP.

:psyduck:

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

we can all agree that dredd is better than the new robocop

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

the raid was better *ollies out*

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

bossy lady posted:

we can all agree that dredd is better than the new robocop

The new Robocop should literally have just been the old Robocop replayed scene for scene only with updated graphics and sets.

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Sweet Tea posted:

lol rob schneider

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Roboretard.

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
the thing i liked about john wick is that all the bad guys were afraid of him. in dredd, all the bad guys thought he was a chump-o-matic.

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