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Testikles posted:*Is the annoying friend who's a photographer and brought his camera* *Strikes a wobbly pose, grinning sloppily beneath half-lidded eyes*
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listening to a room full of people talking about how global warming isn't real. resisting urge to start shooting.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:14
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Applewhite posted:*Strikes a wobbly pose, grinning sloppily beneath half-lidded eyes* *while looking away, gives the camera the middle finger at a nearly horizontal angle.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:15
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*tries unsuccessfully to stay clear of the land whale he drunkenly sexed up at last years party
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IzzyFnStradlin posted:listening to a room full of people talking about how global warming isn't real. resisting urge to start shooting. Also the number and frequency of racist sentiments increase proportionately with the party's collective BAC. By the end of the night the conversation is indistinguishable from that one would overhear at a Klan meeting except for the fact that everyone is also giving each other backhanded compliments.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:18
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I've really gotten into model ship building, let me tell you about.... *drones on at length to anyone around him for the entire party, without interruption*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:20
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Applewhite posted:Also the number and frequency of racist sentiments increase proportionately with the party's collective BAC. By the end of the night the conversation is indistinguishable from that one would overhear at a Klan meeting except for the fact that everyone is also giving each other backhanded compliments. * and handjobs
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Mar 6, 2015 20:21
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Applewhite posted:Also the number and frequency of racist sentiments increase proportionately with the party's collective BAC. By the end of the night the conversation is indistinguishable from that one would overhear at a Klan meeting except for the fact that everyone is also giving each other backhanded compliments. "I like the [insert race here], I just don't want one to marry my daughter"
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Mar 6, 2015 20:21
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*keeps positive opinions about Obama to himself to avoid alienating "friends"*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:21
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My girlfriend and I are the silent talkers in the balcony area while a good looking couple air out their drama there.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:22
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*becomes visible upset and angered over another man's opinion on Scotch.* No NOT WHISKEY! Scotch! Scoooooo -Tch. You're like talking to a child!
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Mar 6, 2015 20:24
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*browses through coffee table book about architecture while waiting for cliques to reshuffle*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:26
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*Inserts self into every conversation possible, obviously waiting for people to ask about work so he can brag about his big promotion with all the false humility of a coked-up Karl Rove. By the end of the night everyone has heard the story at least three times. Goes home to share a bed with a woman he no longer loves and children who are failures.*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:29
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*Is the rear end in a top hat who gently reminds everyone that sex, politics and religion are taboo topics any time a conversation threatens to get remotely interesting*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:29
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I Think Hillary Clinton would make a fine President
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Mar 6, 2015 20:30
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VendaGoat posted:I Think Hillary Clinton would make a fine President *Gives you a look of astonished indignation before realizing you're joking*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:32
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Applewhite posted:*Gives you a look of astonished indignation before realizing you're joking* *Has perfected the fake smile that says "I'm trying to be polite" and "Are you loving serious" at the same time*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:33
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*eats almost all of the triscuits.
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Mar 6, 2015 20:35
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*goes outside to smoke pot with the caterers*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:38
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*Still hasn't forgiven host for imagined slight that occurred over a year ago*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:42
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*brings weed, doesn't smoke it because there's no one else to share it with because all of wife's friends are uptight and boring* (Literally me)
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Mar 6, 2015 20:43
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You mind if I play some music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LKt0Z7x0FM
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Mar 6, 2015 20:44
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*Talks money in a figurative attempt to compare dick size*
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Mar 6, 2015 20:45
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*vomits into the back of the toilet tank* *poops in tupperware containers and puts them underneath other items in the back of fridge, cabinets, etc*
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*while nobody is looking makes a cocktail consisting of 100% vanilla flavored vodka and downs it in the manner of a baby penguin eating a fish.
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Mar 6, 2015 22:22
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No way am I going to be able to remember all these spank bank images. *SIGH*
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Mar 6, 2015 22:25
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This party is loving gay *openly begins to smoke meth*
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Mar 6, 2015 22:31
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*farts on the charcuterie*
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Applewhite posted:Also the number and frequency of racist sentiments increase proportionately with the party's collective BAC. By the end of the night the conversation is indistinguishable from that one would overhear at a Klan meeting except for the fact that everyone is also giving each other backhanded compliments. if you had ever been to a klan meeting youd know that they are extremely bitchy and passive aggresive about their compliments
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Mar 6, 2015 22:41
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"And that's why a deflationary currency like bitcoin is better than fiat."
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Mar 6, 2015 22:42
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Ghaz posted:if you had ever been to a klan meeting youd know that they are extremely bitchy and passive aggresive about their compliments  mostly why istopped going tbh
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Mar 6, 2015 22:44
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One of the Atkinson's daughters is wearing the same dress, I am -not- going to look old and fat by standing next to her. We have to leave.
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Mar 6, 2015 22:48
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"Your comment clearly speaks to the post-processual nature of our techno-society" *wipes Google Glass*
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Mar 6, 2015 22:57
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"That bitch Yellen, I tell you, she can't take her foot off the gas now, God how I wish Greenspan was back in the chair, now that man knew monetary policy" *fumbles in pocket of jacket for cigar* "Barb, Hon, do you mind?"
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Bob I swear to God if you put cucumber into the martinis I will chainsaw you in half.
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Mar 7, 2015 00:05
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"Could make me this drink that I had in St. Barts? I'm not quite sure what was in it, but let me tell you I had Ricardo run and fetch me a TRILLION of them. No, can't recall what they called it, but you should whip me something up jut like it, won't you be a dear" sotto voce: "Can you BELIEVE the help Barb and Thad hired for this?"
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Mar 7, 2015 00:25
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FC Barfcelona
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"why of course my children go to the Friends school"
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