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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

what should i buy for my office what would you like for your office

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:35

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:39

i am he

NICE staplers

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:36

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i already have very satisfying staplers that do not cause the staples to bend all sad and wimpy

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:37

i am he

nice pencils and pens.. metal bodies. smooth action.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:38

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

shold i buy card stock so all my documents are hard and unyielding

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:39

El Spider

a giant cubicle that has everyone's work stations inside it

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:42

i am he

money to pay your employees with

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:42

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

if i had direct access to my budget i might try to do such a thing but alas i don't but i am given reasonably free will to order what i like

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:47

i am he

sea shells, lizard, cauldron

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:48

El Spider

wait a sec are we being ironic here

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:48

Al Borland: by XyloJW

An office pet.

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:49

El Spider

if we're being serious: 3 ply toilet paper, because nobody wants to be typing up a word document with a stinky finger due to 1 ply

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:49

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

genders game posted:

wait a sec are we being ironic here

i actually am putting in an order for office supplies but you can do whatever you want baby they ain't no rules here

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:50

Al Borland: by XyloJW

BYOB Rachel posted:

i actually am putting in an order for office supplies but you can do whatever you want baby they ain't no rules here

Get me an Alienware gaming laptop. I'll use it for office work i swear.

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:50

Miss Psychosis

A record player and 36 different indie bands split 7's.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:50

i am he

paintball guns and ammo

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:51

Miss Psychosis

BYOB Ross posted:

paintball guns and ammo

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:51

El Spider

BYOB Rachel posted:

i actually am putting in an order for office supplies but you can do whatever you want baby they ain't no rules here

a goldfish named dilbert for your desk

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:52

Miss Psychosis

OFFICE MAN: gently caress yes.
OFFICE WOMAN: Heckyeah
SAD MENTAL PATIENT: Not again...

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:52

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

currently on order?

a new coffee machine
4 cases of bottled water
3 plastic desk sign holders
1 pack of white card stock
1 settlers of catan board game
1 cash n guns board game

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:52

FartGhost

Miss Psychosis posted:

OFFICE MAN: gently caress yes.
OFFICE WOMAN: Heckyeah
SAD MENTAL PATIENT: Not again...

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:53

the unabonger

BYOB Rachel posted:

currently on order?

a new coffee machine
4 cases of bottled water
3 plastic desk sign holders
1 pack of white card stock
1 settlers of catan board game
1 cash n guns board game

get munchkin

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:54

Miss Psychosis

Non-flammable matches just to gently caress with the firesetters.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:54

Al Borland: by XyloJW

BYOB Rachel posted:

currently on order?

a new coffee machine
4 cases of bottled water
3 plastic desk sign holders
1 pack of white card stock
1 settlers of catan board game
1 cash n guns board game

pick up Dominion thats a good one.

also, get some chair massagers.

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:55

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i flunked out posted:

get munchkin

all these other guys are joking around but there are some things you just don't joke about you son of a bitch

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:55

i am he

Miss Psychosis posted:

Non-flammable matches just to gently caress with the firesetters.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:56

i am he

pleasure bots

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:56

SIDS Vicious

i need post it's

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:56

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

there are no firesetters here a history of an arson charge is an almost automatic disqualification for my program

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:57

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Celluloid Sam posted:

i need post it's

i have so many post it's

so many

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:57

Miss Psychosis

Buy old copies of the DSM-2 and give them to patients suffering from depersonalization and make them diagnose themselves.

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:58

pig slut lisa: irl is good

order world famous office chair "the Swopper"

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:59

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i'm sitting on my the swopper right now. it's blue

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:59

Miss Psychosis

MAN STARING INTO SPACE: Why is homosexuality in here....

# ? Mar 6, 2015 21:59

beer pal

maybe some balloons... brighten the place up

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:00

Al Borland: by XyloJW

Take the office in a new direction.

Get some culinary supplies. Become a social outreach cooking place.

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# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:00

pig slut lisa: irl is good

I think i speak for everyone,both here and on the swopper website, when I say that "bouncing up and down is not only good for your organs, but also for your mind and soul". Furthermore, "you will have a whole lot of fun with the swopper chair".

# ? Mar 6, 2015 22:03