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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
You're listening to WGOON Radio

Caller you're on the air

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SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
first time caller long time listener

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Turn down your radio

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
gently caress her right in the pussy

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

FordPRefectLL posted:

gently caress her right in the pussy

Dad stop calling when I'm working

forward pass
Dec 9, 2005

Y'all get back now.
Hey, can you guys play some Steely Dan?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I miss dave thomas.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

forward pass posted:

Hey, can you guys play some Steely Dan?

Sure

HERE'S DO IT AGAIN BY STEELY DAN ON WGOON RADIO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sil76t2X_DE

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

FordPRefectLL posted:

gently caress her right in the pussy

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I miss dave thomas.

Dave Thomas is our Word of the Day - where you from, sweetheart?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
just wana know, op, why are we talking about this when obama and hilary still haven't been held accountable for benghazi

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Caller #65 wins a free trip to The Local Science Museum

Stop by our local science museum and see the same poo poo you saw when you were 12. Only $15 this week. Military members missing half their limbs get in for half price!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

just wana know, op, why are we talking about this when obama and hilary still haven't been held accountable for benghazi

Rush is on later this afternoon, but thank you for supporting WGOON and our fair and balanced Drive Home Delight

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

Dave Thomas is our Word of the Day - where you from, sweetheart?

Which dave? The comedian or the fast food guy?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
first time caller long time listener

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Which dave? The comedian or the fast food guy?

Not sure, but I laughed when the Wendy's guy died

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

first time caller long time listener

You're caller #23 - what do you want to hear?

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
One thing I've noticed about women is that they are always shopping. Has anybody else noticed this or is it just me

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

EugeneJ posted:

Rush is on later this afternoon, but thank you for supporting WGOON and our fair and balanced Drive Home Delight

What's wrong, he's just asking questions

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hey chuck i just want to talk about all these thugs on the streets

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

EugeneJ posted:

You're caller #23 - what do you want to hear?

Something about women and how they're always shopping, please

dedicate it to my girls, Honey and Mary

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Hey, I'm a long time listener, first time call-

:george:

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Hi well the things you gots to consider is Obama and the jews. thank you.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

One thing I've noticed about women is that they are always shopping. Has anybody else noticed this or is it just me

Let me tell you, my wife of 30 years would relate to this so much. Stay on the line and our operator can take your phone number - you sound hot and I want to molest you.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

EugeneJ posted:

Let me tell you, my wife of 30 years would relate to this so much. Stay on the line and our operator can take your phone number - you sound hot and I want to molest you.

I've never won anything before!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

Something about women and how they're always shopping, please

dedicate it to my girls, Honey and Mary

Honey and Mary, put down your vibrators and put on the headphones - it's FRANK ZAPPA ON WGOON!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-LArv-sEQU

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

moose face posted:

hey chuck i just want to talk about all these thugs on the streets

My children had to grow up somewhere

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Deki posted:

Hey, I'm a long time listener, first time call-

:george:

Fans of Married With Children are always appreciated

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

EugeneJ posted:

Not sure, but I laughed when the Wendy's guy died

Idiot. He was cooler than everyone you knew

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
if you ask me, kids these days need to pull up their dang pants

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

9/11 was an inside job, wake up sheeple

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TEAYCHES posted:

9/11 was an inside job, wake up sheeple

shut up teaches

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Idiot. He was cooler than everyone you knew

Correct - all my dead friends were never that cool.

Let's check in on the weather with Tasha McCoy - Tasha how's the weather up in Chopper One?

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
KILL ALL MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

unassertive boy 99
Dec 7, 2014

by Ralp
Except moose face maybe

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

shut up teaches

im sorry?

aeternum
Sep 3, 2003

hello am I the 107th caller?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

unassertive boy 99 posted:

KILL ALL MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tasha sounds distracted! I hope the pilot of the helicopter who's male and has an actual career isn't in danger!

forward pass
Dec 9, 2005

Y'all get back now.
Hey, I just wanted to call in to report a rollover accident on 5th Ave by MLK. Traffic's all backed up and the rubberneckers aren't helping.

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ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Nefarious posted:

if you ask me, kids these days need to pull up their dang pants

Good take. Strong take.

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