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brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
I heard my dad laughing to himself and I was like, "Hey dad, what's so funny?"

He said, "I'm gay," then laughed some more. He asked me if I had stairs in my house.

I was like, "loving poo poo I live in your basement of course there are stairs."

then he said "lol, your cucked"

Ps what happened to the "no you shut up dad" tag?

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brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
he just sent me this email

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Orkin Mang posted:

reply, 'yeah!'



e: i accidnetly left some personal info on the last screnshoot

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

so what

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Portals posted:

why are you posting at 2:30 AM

go to sleep

why are you posting at 2:35 am?! your not my dad! shut up

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

October Revolution posted:

tell your dad to post in this thread

he hasn't already?

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
dad just sent me this

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
Dad';s in the backyard grillin up some burgs talking about how everytime he goes to olive garden he hands the waiter a card that say says "here's your tip: get a better job!:smuggo:" and laughing his rear end off about it.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

LeoMarr posted:

Make this a CYOA please op

Ty

how would that work? because I like the idea

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Pookum posted:

OP's dad here. my son is a tiny bitch baby

this is the guy in the op

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
my dad just told me he feels reeally bad for "that psyopmonkey girl" and hes going to pm one of the mods to get "this psyopmonket thing straightened out"

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Bismuth posted:

I'm sorry about your dad's taste

me too but he said he voted for redshirt in the poll so he's not all bad.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
my grandpa once told me he was hit in the head by his best friends leg during a bombing :(

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

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brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
"A black man or even a woman could be president but a jew? hahahahahahahahahaaha you gotta be kidding me."

Jesus loving christ dad.

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