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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Post ITT if youre drunk or stoned. Im.

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Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I put out some new incense earlier. Does that count?

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Beige posted:

I put out some new incense earlier. Does that count?

well, all your neighbors will think you're stoned...

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
drinkin

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

what?

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Im stoned IPA

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
it's 9 o clock in the morning so you really shouldn't be drunk right now

it's alright if you're stoned, though

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
14:52 PM and I am still not drunk and/or stoned

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

it's 9 o clock in the morning so you really shouldn't be drunk right now

it's alright if you're stoned, though

3 pm here m8

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

carry on

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
ive lain with another mans wife and now the village is making me hella stoned

Stik3
Jan 28, 2015

From President of the colonies to this.

serious norman posted:

Post ITT if youre drunk or stoned. Im.

stoned but editediteditedit
yeah just stoned.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I eated an edible late last night and am still pretty stoned. That is all.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

chillin with my cranberry juice in the hangover zone

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

stoned. lazy saturday today

Beige
Sep 13, 2004
I go to work smelling of potpourri and hope nobody notices.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Something about those kettle-cooked wasabi I can't put my finger on.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i get stoned and blast static through my headphones and watch german expressionist films backwards

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

listening to La Cucaracha by ween. uneven album but it ends strong

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Op it's only 7:35am!!!

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Relatively speaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzYykIA1xVg

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

nitrous goes wubbwubbwubbwubbwubb

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Just used a stimpack here.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I eated an edible late last night and am still pretty stoned. That is all.

and now somehow I'm even stoneder. edibles really are a miracle of technology.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Tony Homo posted:

Op it's only 7:35am!!!
ever heard of "wake and bake"

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Y-Hat posted:

stoned. lazy saturday today

same

im gonna watch british comedies and eat junk food

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i was gonna take a minue off because im real hungover but i guess ill toke up in honor of this thread

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



BeefThief posted:

i was gonna take a minue off because im real hungover but i guess ill toke up in honor of this thread

weed is a hangover cure that should have been your first move anyway you fuckin joker

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
im sober

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I drank 8 beers yesterday afternoon while fixing a lawnmower then fell asleep at 9pm. Does that count ?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

mainlined 8oz lo mein. noticing a increased sense.of.euphoria.

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
listening to genesis and smoking weed saturday day muthafuckaaa

bon ape tit
Aug 7, 2011
Doin K bumps all day

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

bon ape tit posted:

Doin K bumps all day

Stay in your bedroom upstairs. I am coming to get you.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Mimosas at the place we went for breakfast were $6 or 3 for $12. I couldn't afford not to get the three. Oh well, morning buzz going, nothing left to do but go drink beers by the pool for the rest of the day

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

stoned on honey oil :goshawk:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



:goatdrugs:

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

It's noon, work week went well, had an interview at another place that would be a 30% raise, estate administration is coming to a close, app development moving along nicely....

Commence the Jigglin'

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

cleaned my vaporizer whip just in time for this thread.

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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Sweet Tea posted:

cleaned my vaporizer whip just in time for this thread.

i'm long removed from stoner culture, can you isohash a whip or is the vapor resin a lot different?

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