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Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

*loads up perfect dark*

"ok guys 4 of us versus 8 bots on the villa map"

*grabs farsight & dominates*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:03

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:09

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

im the human being who thinks its funny to unplug someone elses controller every single time he comes over

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:04

Spacely: Mar 21, 2007

Stop looking at my screen!!!!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:04

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

I'd rather play smash.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:06

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

*has the worst score*
I can't play with controllers. This is dumb. Keyboard and mouse is superior.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:06

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Miltank posted:

I'd rather play smash.

sure thing, right after this next game

*never plays smash*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:07

Psygnosis: Jul 30, 2003

*very slowly turns camera with analog stick and aims at the non-moving player 2.*
*empties machine gun clip of 80 ammo into player 2 while only hitting him with 4 bullets*
*reloads and watches as play 2 turns towards him at a glacial speed*
*empties another clip in the general direction of player 2 and gets a single kill*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:08

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Psygnosis posted:

*very slowly turns camera with analog stick and aims at the non-moving player 2.*
*empties machine gun clip of 80 ammo into player 2 while only hitting him with 4 bullets*
*reloads and watches as play 2 turns towards him at a glacial speed*
*empties another clip in the general direction of player 2 and gets a single kill*

This games are so realistic!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:10

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

We can totally unlock the other Bonds if we beat all the levels on 00 in under 30 minutes or some poo poo

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:11

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Psygnosis posted:

*very slowly turns camera with analog stick and aims at the non-moving player 2.*
*empties machine gun clip of 80 ammo into player 2 while only hitting him with 4 bullets*
*reloads and watches as play 2 turns towards him at a glacial speed*
*empties another clip in the general direction of player 2 and gets a single kill*

holy poo poo the Klobb sucks

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:12

calusari: Apr 18, 2013; It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.

mixing and matching heads and bodies in perfect dark

i'm the first alien president

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:13

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

I've got dibs on oddjob

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:13

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Guys lets play mario party! *everyone goes home with blisters on their palms*

God dammit TMF this is why we play first person shooters.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:13

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

"hey guys come over i just got this sweet new game, we can play it together"

*plays turok while friends watch*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:14

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

Let's play Goldeneye!

Proximity mines only.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:15

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

TheMostFrench posted:

Guys lets play mario party! *everyone goes home with blisters on their palms*

God dammit TMF this is why we play first person shooters.

You forgot the part where the losers leave super salty and don't talk to you for a week.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:17

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

cosmicjim posted:

I've got dibs on oddjob

No being oddjob!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:28

cosmicjim: Mar 23, 2010; VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

I'm not playing, then.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:30

Lil Bit O Vitriol: Jan 10, 2010

Lets play co-op Mario Kart, that way we'll have double the chance to get gold and unlock Extra Mode!

*spends entire game in bitter competition. neither player wins the gold trophy. friendship is ruined*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:31

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Spacely posted:

Stop looking at my screen!!!!

shut the gently caress up dude. it's part of the game.

yes! yes it is, idiot. you can't stop me from moving my goddamn eyes. jesus

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:32

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

there's a game that's a four player vs shooter and all the players are invisible so you have to look at their screen to find them and it looks kind of neat

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:33

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Quit knee gliding while you're oddjob dave I can't even see you its loving cheap

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:34

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

"poo poo! gently caress! die, motherfucker!"

*mom walks in with sandwiches and juice boxes*

"now now, boys. language! i swear, i don't know why i let you play these awful shooty games."

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:36

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

cosmicjim posted:

I'm not playing, then.

It's just not fun for everyone else.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:37

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Cnut the Great posted:

"poo poo! gently caress! die, motherfucker!"

*mom walks in with sandwiches and juice boxes*

"now now, boys. language! i swear, i don't know why i let you play these awful shooty games."

dude your moms hot

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:37

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

license to kill
slappers only

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:38

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

Robo Reagan posted:

dude your moms hot

dude, my older brother literally ate out your sister in the back seat of his truck. like, in real life. you can't make hot mom jokes. seriously, it doesn't work anymore. how do you not understand this

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:40

Phlairdon: Apr 15, 2003; If you can't stand up you can't do war!

cosmicjim posted:

I've got dibs on oddjob

Fine, I'll be jaws then. Enjoy those limb shots.

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:41

Phlairdon: Apr 15, 2003; If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Think Turok2 multiplayer is any good? Wanna give it a try?

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:44

tripwood: Jul 21, 2003; "Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

bunker, proximity mines with the floating mine glitch

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:45

pretty soft girl: Oct 1, 2004; my dead grandfather fights better than you

burritolingus posted:

Let's play Goldeneye!

Proximity mines only.

GOD DAMNIT TONY, STOP PUTTING MINES IN THE BATHROOM VENT

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:45

haunted bong: Jun 24, 2007

goDDAMNIT i said SLAPS ONLY!!!!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:48

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

*friend bangs N64 controller on the ground in frustration*

*all the buttons immediately stick in the pressed position, the control stick goes loose, then the entire thing explodes into a million pieces*

"great, sam. just great. that's the third one you're paying for."

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:49

pretty soft girl: Oct 1, 2004; my dead grandfather fights better than you

I CANT FIND A GUN

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:49

Hingehead: Nov 24, 2013

TheMostFrench posted:

Guys lets play mario party! *everyone goes home with blisters on their palms*

God dammit TMF this is why we play first person shooters.

Stop stealing my star, you loving rear end in a top hat!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:50

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Cnut the Great posted:

*friend bangs N64 controller on the ground in frustration*

*all the buttons immediately stick in the pressed position, the control stick goes loose, then the entire thing explodes into a million pieces*

"great, sam. just great. that's the third one you're paying for."

"you're right I owe you a controller"

*replaces Nintendo brand controller with $15 Mad Catz knock off*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:51

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

Odd jobs head is a magnet for 1 shots

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:54

Hingehead: Nov 24, 2013

*Starts N64 game*

*touches joystick before the system can calibrate the controller*

* Joystick movement all hosed up*

*Restarts game*

________

Hey guys. Come on over, we'll play no mercy / wrestlemania / wcw revenge / wcw vs nwo !
, royal rumble mode.

hell yeah!

Oh god, stop ganging up on me!

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Perfect Dark multiplayer mode

*Selects the grid map*

* Make computer players crazy police guards*

*picks mr. blonde *

It's just like the matrix movie!

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:55

Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

"Hey guys lets play with prox mines on stack"

*rushes upper level and camps there, raining death from above*

# ? Mar 7, 2015 15:58

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Hingehead: Nov 24, 2013

Rocks posted:

"you're right I owe you a controller"

*replaces Nintendo brand controller with $15 Mad Catz knock off*

Zelda's majora mask's water temple boss fight & Conker's bad fur day 's countdown time limit escape from the teddy base made me smash mine and my friend's controllers into the ground.

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