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Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Roger Craig posted:

"Hey guys lets play with prox mines on stack"

*rushes upper level and camps there, raining death from above*

Whoever controls the body armor, wins. More so if you pick motherfucking Jaws.

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TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



'You got here last so you get the BAD controller'

*R button and Z button don't work*

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Okay, whoever's in last place at the end of the match can use the only controller that hasn't had it's stick completely ground into gray dust.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Oh man lets go rent Goldeneye today!


*all the good 64 games are rented*

Looks like it's Wheel of Fortune again!

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Hingehead posted:

Zelda's majora mask's water temple boss fight & Conker's bad fur day 's countdown time limit escape from the teddy base made me smash mine and my friend's controllers into the ground.

me and my friends loved us some Conkers BFD, especially the beach level

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Rocks posted:

me and my friends loved us some Conkers BFD, especially the beach level

Immigrant invasion was the best.

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

cosmicjim posted:

I've got dibs on oddjob

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Hingehead posted:

Immigrant invasion was the best.

immigrant invasion!? what an outrageous game!!!!!!

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

The only way to play Goldeneye was Health -10. Nearly like License to Kill, but you could probably survive one non-headshot or the very edge of a mine/rocket explosion, and body armor still helped.

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
*prox mines an area so heavily I can't move*

*waits for friends to come by*

*gets bored and embraces death*

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
what the gently caress ryan stop looking at my screen you dick

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

*just watches*

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

forbidden lesbian posted:

what the gently caress ryan stop looking at my screen you dick

congrats on being first to make this epic joke

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
dude you know I can't aim when your dog is staring at me why the gently caress is your dog staring at me?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Hingehead posted:

*Starts N64 game*

*touches joystick before the system can calibrate the controller*

* Joystick movement all hosed up*

*Restarts game*

L, R, Start, motherfucker

Lysator
Mar 1, 2015

Phlairdon posted:

Think Turok2 multiplayer is any good? Wanna give it a try?

Yeah, my raptor will rip you to pieces! :D

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

remote mines on facility *goes 20-0*

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Nefarious posted:

congrats on being first to make this epic joke

thanks

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

Pivotal Lever posted:

remote mines on facility *goes 20-0*

seriously jimmy tell me how to set off remote mines in midair or you're not allowed to come over anymore

cosmicjim
Mar 23, 2010
VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.
my button didnt fire i pressed the button i didnt fire i i shot you
it's the controller

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

*is the bitch who camps in the bathroom stall in goldeneye*

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Nefarious posted:

congrats on being first to make this epic joke

actually it's accurate because that was one of those broken record ad nauseum whines that bitches would whine all night long

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I totally had you! If you hadn't shot me I totally would have killed you!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

no you're not allowed to use turbo

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Friend 1: I don't have a gun! Don't shoot!

Friend 2: Then don't come after me!

*friend 2 grows up to be a cop in Ferguson, MO*

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
*sets up a game with laptop guns and proximity mines and 8 peace sims on complex, holes up in a room with sentries everywhere and laughs maniacally for hours*

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*rests rumble pack on crotch*

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Rocks posted:

"you're right I owe you a controller"

*replaces Nintendo brand controller with $15 Mad Catz knock off*

:catstare: I'm for real gettin' mad just thinking about this possibility. It's like, the perfect dick move. Perfect Dick.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
*leaves to play rtcw online*

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
i got this cool new fighting game we can play it on the weekend i promise i will wait until then

*secretly practices to learn the most effective moves*

*loses to friend mashing buttons anyway*

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010

Cnut the Great posted:

"poo poo! gently caress! die, motherfucker!"

*mom walks in with sandwiches and juice boxes*

"now now, boys. language! i swear, i don't know why i let you play these awful shooty games."

Shouts "YOU loving CUUUUNT!!" Loud enough to wake sleeping dad.

Dad calmly walks into room and slaps the back your head so hard you can feel your brain hit the front your skull.

Trying not to cry in front of friend "he's such a oval office"


true story

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
Here's my real life story, with my brother and cousin

*gets loving annihilated by uncle
*uncle laughs at us rest of the day
*uncle is now the coolest guy ever

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

hey i got this new game called waverace, it's pretty awesome

*spins the joystick to ride the seadoo backwards the whole track, shaming opponent*

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

calusari posted:

mixing and matching heads and bodies in perfect dark

i'm the first alien president

loving CHRIST perfect dark ruled. I can't believe how ahead of itself that game was. 8 bots?!

loving halo didn't have bots.

Secondary fire on all guns. Goldeneye multiplayer maps. Sentry guns. 100 challenge maps.

Friend and I made a dark sim with Elvis body and Joanna's head. A force to be reckoned with

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
Come on guys lets stop playing this you need to see my record pokemon snap run.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Ringo Star Get posted:

Friend 1: I don't have a gun! Don't shoot!

Friend 2: Then don't come after me!

*friend 2 grows up to be a cop in Ferguson, MO*

lol

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Ringo Star Get posted:

Oh man lets go rent Goldeneye today!


*all the good 64 games are rented*

Looks like it's Wheel of Fortune again!

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
this is an honest question (lol) but i bought perfect dark and never could figure out how to play the single player? like it went striaght to a multiplayer style setup screen and there was no menu or anything to start a 1player campaign

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Frostwerks posted:

this is an honest question (lol) but i bought perfect dark and never could figure out how to play the single player? like it went striaght to a multiplayer style setup screen and there was no menu or anything to start a 1player campaign

All the halo games are like this now. I'm like "Wtf, I just want to play campaign, why is it acting like it's ready to start a deathmatch?"

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Wicker Man posted:

All the halo games are like this now. I'm like "Wtf, I just want to play campaign, why is it acting like it's ready to start a deathmatch?"

really? i had the opposite problem with halos... it was either campaign or online, no split screen at all. horse poo poo

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