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 Terrible food trip reports are now a thing, if you wanna sacrifice your dignity for the internet, go try something disgusting and give us a writeup. Post your favorite food disasters you see on TV, social media, or in real life. Just so long as it's something actual people are eating and not just some gross ingredients thrown together just to look or sound awful and then dumped. Nobody wants that. Other than that, anything goes, from good food photographed badly: Phaeoacremonium posted:
To garbage in huge quantities   Or the just plain weird: DarkHamsterlord posted:Oh man, these cookies sure do look delicious, like red velvet or something.  Trip reports: bunnyofdoom tries the Big Boss, which has less snake than one might imagine. And provides his taste test of the reeses cups burger, wherein he both wins and loses. GOTTA STAY FAI tries out some weird Illinois regional food. And then explains the history of the breakfast abomination only known as The Harold And finishes up with a beautiful hand made reeses cups stuffed burger, beating out Bunnyofdoom. PROCLICK johnnyratbastard demonstrates false advertising with the help of Pizza Hut's mince pie bite stuffed crust pizza PandaK makes his own pizzabomination Horrible Smutbeast channels M Night in his tasting of Cadbury's with Vegemite. ACES CURE PLANES has a new favorite as of 19:26 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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So that's what happened to Birdie.  Pickle Rolls
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Mar 7, 2015 21:01
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Some images from the struggleplate files   
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Mar 7, 2015 22:36
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tribbledirigible posted:So that's what happened to Birdie. This has to be a midwest creation. I can picture them on a platter right next to hot dish. For those who don't know, "Hot Dish" is a casserole native to Minnesota that generally includes tater tots and chipped beef. It looks like the vomit of someone who just ate at a prison mess hall. Every time I've had it, it's either really undercooked, burned, or both, so I assume that's traditional. It's also something made in massive quantities, like in giant aluminum turkey trays and then dropped off at the houses of people you pretend to like, but secretly want to die young of congestive heart failure. Here's a hot dish variety that is "healthy" because it includes lovely canned green beans:   It's best eaten with one of Minnesota's famous "salads" that include ingredients like jello mixed with mayonnaise by the pound, and which universally resemble the pinkish-yellow arterial plaque that coroners squeeze out of obese smokers' carotids like toothpaste. Minnesota is an entire state of people with the culinary talents and tastes of grade-school cafeteria workers. Practically everything from the internet classic, The Gallery of Regrettable food, is still served in Minnesota, where it's 1953 forever.
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Mar 7, 2015 22:53
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I guess I'll repost this since the tread was killed shortly after I posted it.  Funnel Cake bacon cheese burger. It looks like instant heart disease.
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Mar 8, 2015 00:04
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HP Artsandcrafts posted:I guess I'll repost this since the tread was killed shortly after I posted it. Would, at least once.
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Mar 8, 2015 00:36
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Meatwave posted:For those who don't know, "Hot Dish" is a casserole native to Minnesota that generally includes tater tots and chipped beef. I've lived in Minnesota my entire live and have eaten more hotdish than you could possibly imagine. Not once have I ever heard of a hotdish with chipped beef in it. quote:It's best eaten with one of Minnesota's famous "salads" that include ingredients like jello mixed with mayonnaise by the pound, Much like the infamous "grape salad", nobody in Minnesota eats jello and mayo "salad".
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Mar 8, 2015 02:12
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MisterOblivious posted:I've lived in Minnesota my entire live and have eaten more hotdish than you could possibly imagine. Not once have I ever heard of a hotdish with chipped beef in it. I've been in Minnesota for about 8 years now. We're just north of the Iowegian border. Never had any of that salad business here. I remember one Christmas long ago when I was around 8, my grandpa had jello with mayo on it. My little brother tried it and cried. I skipped it. This was back in Michigan. Hot dish is awesome, btw.
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Mar 8, 2015 02:43
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MisterOblivious posted:I've lived in Minnesota my entire live and have eaten more hotdish than you could possibly imagine. Not once have I ever heard of a hotdish with chipped beef in it. Chipped, ground, it all gets shoved messily into the same gaping maw.  From Sonic's own website.  Bonus feature on the importance of lighting!
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Mar 8, 2015 03:07
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Mar 8, 2015 04:24
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Fat American here, a meat pie floater is something I've always wanted to try. It actually sounds pretty tasty.
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Mar 8, 2015 04:30
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The entire point of a good meat pie is that the pastry isn't supposed to be soggy! That's Huhu Grubs with a salad garnish. They taste like peanut butter and live in tree bark. They're also large and tend to "explode" their innards into your throat when you bite into them.
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Mar 8, 2015 04:46
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:The entire point of a good meat pie is that the pastry isn't supposed to be soggy! Where are they from? I think I'd give them a shot if I had the chance
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Mar 8, 2015 04:47
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blunt for century posted:Where are they from? I think I'd give them a shot if I had the chance NZ, they're pretty okay really. You just gotta get over the fact you're eating a fat-fingered size bug filled with peanut butter barf.
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Mar 8, 2015 04:51
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:NZ, they're pretty okay really. Meh, I already eat shrimp and crawfish  Do they come with a sauce, or is it just the bug? Also, how are they cooked?
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Mar 8, 2015 04:54
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blunt for century posted:Meh, I already eat shrimp and crawfish Cooked? Nah son, you eat them raw and alive. I mean, you can cook them...
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Mar 8, 2015 04:55
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:The entire point of a good meat pie is that the pastry isn't supposed to be soggy! It could be the best tasting food in the entire world and this would still keep me from eating it. I have a major disgust associated with savory foods that 'pop', like tobico.
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Mar 8, 2015 04:57
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Here we go then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj9CysSSsps
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Mar 8, 2015 04:58
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Cooked? Nah son, you eat them raw and alive.  I've never willingly eaten anything alive. only eaten a few bugs on accident while riding my bike  I know Japan has a few examples, and New Zealand apparently has huhu grubs, what other options are there for live food?
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Mar 8, 2015 04:59
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blunt for century posted:
Honey ants in Australia are big swollen up ants full of sugary liquid! Seems like you wanna head to the pacific if you wanna eat a bunch of raw, living "food"
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Mar 8, 2015 05:08
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Aus also has Wichetty grubs, which are another woodgrub that you eat alive.  They taste like almonds.
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Mar 8, 2015 05:17
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teh rest of the civilized world evolved out of eating bugs while australia has devolved
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Mar 8, 2015 05:47
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You savages. We cook our insects over here. Well,just sometimes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyxCBkWbbKQ
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Mar 8, 2015 06:02
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I can't stomach the thought of intentionally eating anything alive, even bugs. It just feels wrong. Also if I felt anything squirming in my mouth it would probably make me vomit.THE PENETRATOR posted:teh rest of the civilized world evolved out of eating bugs while australia has devolved Bugs are actually really good for you and some of them taste fine too. The problem is trying to make them look appetizing, which is basically impossible.
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Mar 8, 2015 06:32
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Data Graham posted:Here we go then Bear Grylls is a goddamn idiot and fakes everything. Ray Mears did an episode of Bushcraft on Australia and cooked and ate some Witchetty grubs together with some people who know how to prepare them. They look kind of tasty grilled and cleaned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJlO0aifJxA
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Mar 8, 2015 07:49
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axolotl farmer posted:Bear Grylls is a goddamn idiot and fakes everything. Bear Grylls fakes a lot of stuff but will end up doing so insane poo poo to himself for the ratings, like when he gave himself a seawater enema to stay hydrated. Les Stroud was the only genuine survivalist and he had to quit after 35 episodes years because the toll was too much on him. His followup Beyond Survival was him integrating himself with people living in extreme situations and doing what they did for a week.
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Mar 8, 2015 08:07
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blunt for century posted:I know Japan has a few examples, and New Zealand apparently has huhu grubs, what other options are there for live food?
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Mar 8, 2015 08:38
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If you eat a grub you should kill it by smooshing its head, otherwise it can latch on to the inside of your throat and choke you.
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Mar 8, 2015 10:49
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There's also Korean San Nakji where you either eat live octopus or freshly killed ones so that the suction cups on the tentacles are still active.
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Mar 8, 2015 11:53
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Ignimbrite posted:Aus also has Wichetty grubs, which are another woodgrub that you eat alive. Pretty sure that people cook them before eating. Fo3 has a new favorite as of 15:23 on Mar 8, 2015 |
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Mar 8, 2015 15:20
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Fo3 posted:Pretty sure that people cook them before eating. Eh, they're eaten both cooked and raw.
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Mar 8, 2015 15:43
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The Australian bush is one step away from being kindling. Why eat it raw when the materials to make fire are so plenty? Id say eating it raw is the mark of a bad survivalist  .
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Mar 8, 2015 17:53
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Internet Kraken posted:Bugs are actually really good for you and some of them taste fine too. The problem is trying to make them look appetizing, which is basically impossible. It also doesn't help that a poo poo load of people are squeamish and think bugs are icky. A lot of them are mostly sugar so they can become candy. Chocolate-covered ants are pretty good.
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Mar 8, 2015 18:01
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blunt for century posted:
This is more "it was just alive and literally got decapitated a second before he drinks out of its neck wound" but I wasn't aware this was a thing until now. It's some Japanese fisherman and a turtle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AMkIEANc00
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Mar 8, 2015 21:27
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Turtle blood and meat is purported to be really good for stamina in the bedroom which is why people will drink and eat it
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Mar 8, 2015 21:31
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AnonSpore posted:_____ is purported to be really good for stamina in the bedroom which is why people will drink and eat it ftfy
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Mar 8, 2015 22:09
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Babylon Astronaut posted:Oysters are common in most parts of the world. They also don't have legs and mandibles and other pointy bits. I've had crickets and mealworms from a novelty store all cooked up and seasoned like potato chips or peanuts. The crunchy texture is pleasant but having sharp lil insect bits pierce your gums is not. It reminds me of whole shrimp that a chinese buffet around here serves - lightly breaded and seasoned, pan fried with green onions. Snap it in half, eat the tail meat, then slurp out the liquid gold inside the head. It's amazing, like demiglace or gumbo cooked down to a thick gravy/stew kinda thing.
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Mar 9, 2015 00:06
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LA beast is a competitive eater/youtuber and a guilty pleasure in a  sort of wayHe does challenges on youtube, stuff like eating whole lemons or 20 year old bottles of collectible sodas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
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Mar 9, 2015 00:13
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I want to open a bait shop/deli, depending on who walks in.
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axolotl farmer posted:Bear Grylls is a goddamn idiot and fakes everything. I much prefer Ray Mears to any other 'survivalist' types on TV. I guess I understand why Bear Grylls became so popular but it's mostly stunts while Ray Mears seems to actually try to be sensible and show you the real poo poo. He takes things as they're given and actually seems to try to show how real people in the hard environments he goes to live. Far more educational and interesting imo. Ray Mears is a hero, Grylls is a chump.
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