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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
a friend needs to get some hacking done on a web site but he doesnt have any bitcoins. can someoen put me in touch with an illegal hacker who take not-bitcoin? can pay in forums accounts if an anonymous currency is needed

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Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
PM sent

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
I once heard about a legendary fat African American hacker lady. Heard she hacked some southern wiener guy something fierce.

You should probably hire her.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
right here. i'm also gya.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
my friend zero cool can help you for sure, if you're cool with goin back to 1995 send me a pm and we'll work out the deets

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!

yoyodyne posted:

right here. i'm also gya.
It's true, totally 100% bonerfide gay. Posted it in another thread too, so you know it's true.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
no script kiddies!!!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
*Guesses your password* I had a feeling.

afkmacro
Mar 29, 2009



Joust posted:

*Guesses your password* I had a feeling.
___________/

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Try Redchannit, OP

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Gatekeeper posted:

my friend zero cool can help you for sure, if you're cool with goin back to 1995 send me a pm and we'll work out the deets

Hack this gay earth friend

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I'm no hacker, but I've read a shitload of Dashiel Hammet and Raymond Chandler.

Choose me.

Edit: Expenses include bar tab, so get that straight right away

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





have you tried running winnuke.exe?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
get in touch with utorrent.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Seruiosly op if you think that the hacker/ PI business doesn't loving RUN on Gimlets then jfc smh

PM me

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
will someone plase downloads my game https://www.easy-share.com/1908229948/Sub7.rar and tell me your ip address so i may connect and play with you

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

lol I am actually really tempted to try that file.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ive already downloaded it 17 times

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
can someone with plat pm the op and tell him im a black hat code master phreaker/cracker/hacker tia

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
someone help i was trying to use the sub7 tool to connects to a holey ghost but i have instead installed the trojan

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

trojans are good, they keep you kid free

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

afkmacro posted:

___________/


That image immediately made me think of this simply by association from the pose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPX44xvUmFA

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Found a program that says it will give my computer a cup holder!?!???

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
*makes your floppy drive clack and flips your screen updside down*

haha you moran now youre hosed

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

uG posted:

*makes your floppy drive clack and flips your screen updside down*

haha you moran now youre hosed

*Sips his cola and posts your IP into winnuke*

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
hardcore 1337 h4x0r checking in. I got a VR vizor and a Nintendo power glove; you want to "hack" into the white house or the pentagon?



me irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6TjjE8NHV0

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
that guy look like a fuckin noob bet he don't have any confirm ddos

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

I heard IRC is where all the l33t h4x0rs hang out.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Fir real: https://hackerslist.com/

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
$700 to hacks facebook/whatsapp lol

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i do not think there are any hackers there just Indians pretending to be American my friend

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

uG posted:

i do not think there are any hackers there just Indians pretending to be American my friend

i am robert from indiana, what is being your account number please?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




you lookin' for someone to run the shadows, chummer? leave a clean credstick in the sex dungeon with RED neon, not blue, and I'll 'net ya my terms

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Chard posted:

you lookin' for someone to run the shadows, chummer? leave a clean credstick in the sex dungeon with RED neon, not blue, and I'll 'net ya my terms

Whoa

This guys cool

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Chard posted:

you lookin' for someone to run the shadows, chummer? leave a clean credstick in the sex dungeon with RED neon, not blue, and I'll 'net ya my terms

What if I need a hacker to make it so Im not banned from the sex dungeon anymore???

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
i think some of you have never even seen a hacker before. i need the real deal

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
please pm me if you are a hacker

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I bend the matrix to my will.

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Can god produce a network so secure that even he cannot hack it?

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