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CannonFodder posted:When they move as you frisk them, do you cite them for disobeying a direct order, resisting arrest, interfering in an investigation, and public indecency because the image of a noted criminal being arrested in the area drives down property values. I do all of 'em and note down the interaction as taking place in an area with already rock bottom values. It's not like they can afford to challenge me in court with all the fines they'll be paying.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 06:54 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:00 |
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We've got those redlight cameras that ticket people that run red lights. What if we made them ticket people on yellows, too? It's all automated, so we wouldn't have to do any extra work.
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# ? Mar 11, 2015 13:16 |
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Legalize it maaaan and tax it.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 08:25 |
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VideoTapir posted:Legalize it maaaan and tax it. better yet, pretend to legalize it and tax it, and then have a huge razzia where we take back all the weed we sold + any cash they may have lying around
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:28 |
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V. Illych L. posted:better yet, pretend to legalize it and tax it, and then have a huge razzia where we take back all the weed we sold + any cash they may have lying around Maybe we should try the NYC model. Make it legal under a certain amount for personal use as long as it's in private, frisk
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 14:49 |
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When killing a black criminal, make sure its a head shot, and preferably missing the eyes. As organs are in a high demand, and to maximize profits we can even sell the retinas. Now I know you like to unload at least one or two clips into them, hell I do. But if we want enough kegs our summer party we will need to hold off, no one wants a liver with four extra holes in it. Alright, stop laughing now get out there!
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 15:04 |
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Can we use eminent domain? Seize all the houses and rent them back to their occupants. Bonus: now that we're the property owners, we don't need warrants to enter in the future when we want to find/plant some drugs.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:25 |
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VitalSigns posted:Can we use eminent domain? Sounds good at first, but then we would be responsible for maintaining roofs, water, heat and ahahahaha I can't even finish that. Make the tenants responsible for maintenance and fine them for non-compliance. I've got a buddy that chairs a HOA near the country club, I'll get him in to help set this up.
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# ? Mar 13, 2015 17:12 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:00 |
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Let's set up a Patreon and advertize it on right-wing forums.
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