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clearly the best approach is to bring neighbouring districts under our protection, for which they will pay a commensurate fee to be given a sort of sub-contracting license on their own blacks in return for giving us a share expanding the market, baby. eventually we'll be far enough removed that nobody even realises where it all goes
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StandardVC10 posted:Maybe make opening the door to the interrogation room cost a quarter? i feel like you're suggesting that we take money from us to go to us. this would seem to be missing the point, which is to take money from those other people to go to us
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now you're talking e. i think we should start billing the inmates for jail time, it seems wrong that they should be able to just mooch off us for food and shelter while they're sleeping off their proscribed beatings
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computer parts posted:(This already happens btw) haha really holy poo poo
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Mar 8, 2015 17:40
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could we claim someone's actual identity as an asset to be claimed in a civil forfeiture action? that would be awesome
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Mar 8, 2015 17:49
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absolutely, crowdfunding is a huge hit, we can make stretch goals for directing police effort and such like, after 10k we focus x work-hours on a field of your choice (it is always going to be drug crimes)
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Mar 8, 2015 18:01
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FactsAreUseless posted:We asked the weird Wiccan lady who works in dispatch and she says they can only help you win at golf. really? i was convinced theyd lead you to their pot of gold if you caught one
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Mar 8, 2015 18:59
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personally, i think we should add wage incentives to ticketing, patrolling dangerous areas and attaining frisk quotas also: cousin-diddling. but that may not be directly relevant to revenue generation unless we get really creative about it
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Mar 9, 2015 14:49
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FactsAreUseless posted:Guys, check it out: talent show. Baton twirling, gun twirling, taser twirling. If it can be twirled, we'll do it. $15 tickets for the front row, or $500 to be out of range. baton twerking? i'm sure we could make that work somehow on that note, i suppose the adult film industry could do with some versimilitude in their effects, participants and sets, there's probably cash to be had there
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VideoTapir posted:Legalize it maaaan and tax it. better yet, pretend to legalize it and tax it, and then have a huge razzia where we take back all the weed we sold + any cash they may have lying around
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