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Well?
This poll is closed.
Great posts, Adam Bowen. 95 24.74%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ 124 32.29%
You're very handsome and good at posting 93 24.22%
I'm a dipshit who wants to be probated forever 72 18.75%
Total: 250 votes
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Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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NEXT CHALLENGE

  • Game: Quake Live
  • Challengers: Adam Bowen, Black Baby Goku, Jimby, Genocyber, Akumos
  • Date: March 22, 7:30 PM Pacific
  • Commentators: VirtualBoyColor, Taint Reaper (hopefully?)
  • Twitch streamer: TBD
  • Rules: First person to win 3 games is declared the victor. 35 kills wins each game. (details could change, 3 games maybe? 25 kills? Vote!)
  • Maps: Trinity, Hidden Fortress, Purgatory, Almost Lost, Campgrounds, Overkill, Devilish, Dreadful Place, Intervention, Terminatria
  • Winner: Gets their own thread like this one and decides on the next challenge
  • Loser: probation (length is up to Kewpuh)
  • Dodgers: BANNED
  • Stux: Huge retarded baby

Adam Bowen: http://steamcommunity.com/id/fiwer/
Genocyber: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056768784/
Akumos: http://steamcommunity.com/id/akumos/
Black Baby Goku: ?
Jimby: ?

Schedule:

March 16: All challengers will be decided
March 18: Test with all participants (7 PM Pacific)
March 22: Match, 7:30 PM Pacific


edit: Only vote for shitposters, not people you don't like.

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What is this thread? See http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703081&pagenumber=1#post442025308 for details on the previous challenge. Check out the match here

Adam Bowen fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Mar 23, 2015

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tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

stay safe poverty adam

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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So Kewpuh gave permission for another shitposter challenge. I propose the following:


Participants:
Adam Bowen
Black Baby Goku
Stux
2 shitposters I have yet to decide on

Date:
March 22

Game:
Quake Live

Punishment for losers:
1 week probation

Punishment for Stux and anyone else who bitches out
Ban, 1 month probation

Comments, suggestions?

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Congratulations OP.

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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I can't actually think of any other bad enough posters so let's leave it up to democracy, everyone say the name of the poster you hate most besides stux

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Adam Bowen posted:

So Kewpuh gave permission for another shitposter challenge. I propose the following:


Participants:
Adam Bowen
Black Baby Goku
Stux
2 shitposters I have yet to decide on

Date:
March 22

Game:
Quake Live

Punishment for losers:
1 week probation

Punishment for Stux and anyone else who bitches out
Ban, 1 month probation

Comments, suggestions?

As long as every call out involves Stux getting banned I am for it

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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Stux is already probated so maybe to be fair he should get to sit this one out and get in on the next challenge if the winner challenges him. There could be a nice tradition where once a month Stux rises from his ashes and has a few short hours in which to get a month's worth of poo poo posting done before he gets another month for dodging like a bitch.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Four Score posted:

As long as every call out involves Stux getting banned I am for it

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
I think people should be allowed to volunteer for the thunder dome.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Adam Bowen posted:

I can't actually think of any other bad enough posters so let's leave it up to democracy, everyone say the name of the poster you hate most besides stux

Jimby

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Nice postin', Adam Bowen.

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

I like the idea of alternating months for Stux - otherwise he'll get probated forever and never be given the opportunity to remind us why we started this in the first place.

What's the next game, Adam? Quake Live?

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Taint Reaped again...

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer
See Adam, you got all defensive about nothing, destroyed those guys like it was yesterday's news.

Good show, is what I'm saying.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
this is gayer than a gus van sant adaptation of the satyricon

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
stay safe poo poo post ghost

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Also, I'm nominating Fetus Tree for the thunderdome.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

ArfJason posted:

this is gayer than a gus van sant adaptation of the satyricon

mods?

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

the actual thread rule / reward is that if anyone reports any of adam bowens posts in this thread then they eat a probation. he basically can post whatever the gently caress he wants except for like illegal poo poo or spamming or whatever

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

The previous winner should take part in the challenge and if he comes in first again all loser punishments are doubled.

Entropia
Nov 18, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
up the ante and also ban stux

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

LouisGod

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

Kewpuh posted:

the actual thread rule / reward is that if anyone reports any of adam bowens posts in this thread then they eat a probation. he basically can post whatever the gently caress he wants except for like illegal poo poo or spamming or whatever

So in reality, nothing has changed, except people making baby reports gets probation.

So how serious of a probation are we talking here, a day, a week?

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i am still shocked Adam Bowen won. what the gently caress happened vbc and taint. how did you let this happen?

adam bowen will always be the idiot asking about lungs in women's breasts to me.

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

VideoGames posted:

i am still shocked Adam Bowen won. what the gently caress happened vbc and taint. how did you let this happen?

adam bowen will always be the idiot asking about lungs in women's breasts to me.

I think I missed this, do you have a link to this? I feel like I need to appreciate the context.

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

VideoGames posted:

i am still shocked Adam Bowen won. what the gently caress happened vbc and taint. how did you let this happen?

adam bowen will always be the idiot asking about lungs in women's breasts to me.

Adam's a hustler.

Congrats Adam I hope you're wife is proud of you.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

VideoGames posted:

i am still shocked Adam Bowen won. what the gently caress happened vbc and taint. how did you let this happen?

He is a master of doom

Golden Goat
Aug 2, 2012

Grapplejack posted:

He is a master of doom

Actually his wife was playing, while giving Adam head.

She is the true doom murderhead.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


VideoGames posted:

adam bowen will always be the idiot asking about lungs in women's breasts to me.

He'll always be Fiwer to me.
And after all these years I still don't know how that was supposed to be pronounced.

Mordaedil
Oct 25, 2007

Oh wow, cool. Good job.
So?
Grimey Drawer

raditts posted:

He'll always be Fiwer to me.
And after all these years I still don't know how that was supposed to be pronounced.

Like a drug-abuser asking you to bum a fiver.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Adam is just a way better 50 Foot Ant.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
I liked Adam Bowen before he was famous.

Mush Man
Jun 25, 2010

Nintendo announces Frolf means Frog Golf.
Oven Wrangler
I can help out with streaming / commenting / producing if you'd like.

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
Capital L Lacrosse is my favorite kind.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Lol u won

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

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Mordaedil posted:

I think I missed this, do you have a link to this? I feel like I need to appreciate the context.

Someone posted an image from some anime game where all of the female character's breasts inflated like balloons each time they breathe, and I made a joke about that being where their lungs are located. A few extremely autistic posters keep bringing it up because they can't process that I was joking

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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Adam Bowen posted:

Someone posted an image from some anime game where all of the female character's breasts inflated like balloons each time they breathe, and I made a joke about that being where their lungs are located. A few extremely autistic posters keep bringing it up because they can't process that I was joking

are you telling me a women's lungs ARENT inside their breasts?!

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