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DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
I've heard of Dog in the interactive computer experiences Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 1, Half-Life 2: Episode 2, and the Half-Life 3 beta currently available on Early Access. However, due to my computer having a faulty graphics card, this so-called Dog's models and textures never load for me.

Can anyone present me with undeniable proof that Dog, in fact, exists in said digital world? No shopped images please.

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duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

If the greatest dog is something that can be concieved.
And if something does not exist it is not as great as something that does exist.
the greatest dog must therefore exist.

I wanna pat that dog

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
This is a puzzler. The Samuel Johnson proof would be cruel and, frankly, evil.

EDIT: Sorry, misread the thread. I would point out that Dog is a contingent aspect of the phenomenal experience of Half-Life 2, even if his presence is not recognizable.

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.

DeusExMachinima posted:

Can anyone present me with undeniable proof that Dog, in fact, exists in said digital world? No shopped images please.

Well, define 'exists', OP

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

d&d dog thread?

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
Dog is dead op

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Karl Barx

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Evol's dog, dog ho!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Earth Has 4 Days In Same 24 Hrs., 1 Day Dog Was Wrong.

No Dog Knows About 4 Days, It Is Evil To Ignore 4 Days,

You are Educated Stupid?

Count Canuckula
Oct 22, 2014
Dog is Nilbog spelled backwards

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.

Undeniable.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.


sorry about the dog's name - she came that way from the shelter

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Corroborated by the BBC:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
HE is real not only in the digital world, OP.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

frankenfreak posted:

HE is real not only in the digital world, OP.


I assume this part of the Valve offices has since been walled over.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

a good dog

all dogs are good

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Raskolnikov38 posted:

a good dog

all dogs are good

Therefor all dogs go to heaven.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Gravel Gravy posted:

Therefor all dogs go to heaven.

They take watch theft very seriously up there though.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

StandardVC10 posted:

I assume this part of the Valve offices has since been walled over.

we don't go to half life 3 anymore

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Had nightmares of this dog as a kid. :ohdear:

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

emfive posted:



sorry about the dog's name - she came that way from the shelter

Dog is cute, and we have pet her :3:

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib
Only one dog belongs in a D&D dog thread:



Not true every dog belongs here

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN












Killstick
Jan 17, 2010



:ussr: Never Forget :ussr:

Cavaradossi
May 12, 2001
Svani per sempre
il sogno mio d'amore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Putin dog is best dog.

Have you seen recent pictures of him? That thing is massive.

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011


Is Reagan getting a foot job in this picture while kissing a dog?

demonicon fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Mar 10, 2015

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Pictured: Winston Churchill and Also Winston Churchill.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

duck monster posted:

If the greatest dog is something that can be concieved.
And if something does not exist it is not as great as something that does exist.
the greatest dog must therefore exist.

I wanna pat that dog

You're imposing limitations on that being than which nothing greater can be conceived, Guanillo. The greatest dog is simply a facet of the most high.

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

PT6A posted:

Putin dog is best dog.

Have you seen recent pictures of him? That thing is massive.

Looks like it might be an ovcharka, which is a russian breed bred for bear hunting. They're pretty big.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

pup cannot traverse the snows of winter

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PupsOfWar fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Mar 11, 2015

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

A Man With A Plan posted:

Looks like it might be an ovcharka, which is a russian breed bred for bear hunting. They're pretty big.

jesus



e: red rocket!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SedanChair posted:

jesus



e: red rocket!

One of the greatest things I have ever seen was my cat reacting to seeing a saint Bernard for the first time.

It was just :catstare: "what the gently caress" for like a minute. Meanwhile the dog is all OH BOY A THING :buddy:

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

A Man With A Plan posted:

Looks like it might be an ovcharka, which is a russian breed bred for bear hunting. They're pretty big.

Apparently it's a Bulgarian Shepherd, which google says is a wee bit smaller, but not by much. Both have an average height of something like 70-75cm in males. Neither are quite as large as a St. Bernard, mind you.

So, if one of these dogs tried to gently caress a chihuahua, would it just... break it, or what? Would that be physically possible?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
There's a half life 3 beta?

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib

PT6A posted:

Apparently it's a Bulgarian Shepherd, which google says is a wee bit smaller, but not by much. Both have an average height of something like 70-75cm in males. Neither are quite as large as a St. Bernard, mind you.

So, if one of these dogs tried to gently caress a chihuahua, would it just... break it, or what? Would that be physically possible?

I don't know about the act itself, but for breeding any big/small pairs have to have a big female, small male. Other way round tends to lead to autoabortion or the death of the mom from the fetus being too big :(

fakeedit: stepladders?

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StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

There's a half life 3 beta?

(hollow, joyless laughter)

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