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BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Axel Serenity
Sep 27, 2002
Tswift owns and is a v. nice person in a kind of slightly deranged way

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
shes young, fresh & lovely but she aint no madonna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNSUOFgj97M

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
she should leak a sex tape

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp

Axel Serenity posted:

Tswift owns and is a v. nice person in a kind of slightly deranged way

T-Swift Clan ain't nothin to gently caress with.

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

she should leak a sex tape

T minus a year and a half or so.

Skoll
Jul 26, 2013

Oh You'll Love My Toxic Love
Grimey Drawer

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

she should leak a sex tape

:gizz:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

she should leak a sex tape

im leaking just thinking about it

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

Corny Cornflake posted:

T minus a year and a half or so.

all i can find are fakes

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
i hope she doesnt do a sex tape, or if she does i hope it never leaks

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Do you want to be a star? Lose weight and sing this simpleminded sex tune from a dumb Swede.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Sheep-Goats posted:

Do you want to be a star? Lose weight and sing this simpleminded sex tune from a dumb Swede.

actually this is true.

see britney spears ++++

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
Something is slightly off with Taylor Swift's face almost like she is part 30 days of night vampire

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

MVP posted:

Something is slightly off with Taylor Swift's face almost like she is part 30 days of night vampire



no theres not wtf shes a real pretty girl

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

MVP posted:

Something is slightly off with Taylor Swift's face almost like she is part 30 days of night vampire



its the :downs: eyes

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rambling Robot posted:

actually this is true.

see britney spears ++++

quote:

Martin produced and co-wrote the Billboard Hot 100 No. 1 hit "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together", on Taylor Swift's 2012 album Red, which became her first number-one single in the US. Upon its release, the song reached the top position on the iTunes singles chart in 50 minutes, hence breaking the previous record held by Lady Gaga's song "Born This Way" with a record of an hour, making "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" the fastest selling single in digital history at that time. Swift's "We Are Never Getting Back Together" set the record for the biggest digital sales week (623,000) ever for a song by a female artist, surpassing the record held by Kesha's "Tik Tok". It also reached the top of the iTunes single chart in 32 countries. He also co-wrote and produced two other singles on the album "I Knew You Were Trouble" which peaked at No. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100 and "22" which was a moderate success.

Martin produced and co-wrote the latest three singles on Swift's album 1989, "Shake It Off", "Blank Space" and "Style" which were released on August 18, 2014, November 10, 2014 and February 9, 2015 respectively. Shake it Off and Blank Space hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, with the former debuting at the top spot.[16] Martin also contributed to multiple other songs off of Swift's latest album, 1989, released October 27, 2014.

"co"-wrote

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Wasn't she a country singer? Now it's just generic pop?

And her titties are nowhere near as dope as Katy Perry's.

gently caress Taylor Swift.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy

Matey posted:

Wasn't she a country singer? Now it's just generic pop?

And her titties are nowhere near as dope as Katy Perry's.

gently caress Taylor Swift.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Matey posted:

Wasn't she a country singer? Now it's just generic pop?

And her titties are nowhere near as dope as Katy Perry's.

gently caress Taylor Swift.

She got them long rear end legs tho

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

BigBoss posted:

She got them long rear end legs tho

her legs are amazing

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
John Mayer once asked T-Swift to poo poo on his chest but she wouldn't do it. This was according to one of her backup dancers I used to know.

Also she used to shop a lot at my store when I worked retail years ago and she seems like a decent lady, I'm glad she's not going around dumping on dudes chests

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

Demon Of The Fall posted:

John Mayer once asked T-Swift to poo poo on his chest but she wouldn't do it. This was according to one of her backup dancers I used to know.

funny cos hitler & sylvester stallone have that same story told about them. i guess john mayer is in the big leagues

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Dyna Soar posted:

funny cos hitler & sylvester stallone have that same story told about them. i guess john mayer is in the big leagues

Oh he's definitely a freak. The friend told me lots of stories about him but I've since forgotten because I don't give a poo poo about John Mayer.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
imo she plays the part of a decent good person but something tells me she is actually a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Top City Homo posted:

imo she plays the part of a decent good person but something tells me she is actually a cybernetic organism, living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Agreed.

I get that feeling with Joseph Gordon-Levitt as well

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Demon Of The Fall posted:

John Mayer once asked T-Swift to poo poo on his chest but she wouldn't do it.

yet she released 1989.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
Taylor Swift is in the Illuminati.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
oh my god if blank space wasnt in the op i was LITERALLY going to freak. thank god

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
bad year for music i guess.. i made it 3X seconds in

BASF
Jun 16, 2011

by Ralp
Fucken tasteless faggots.

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
Honestly though does t swift sound like a huge ho to anyone. every single song is about breaking up with a guy.

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer
taylor swift definitely owns, eat poo poo haters

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
she reminds me a bit of stevie nicks. too bad modern music sucks

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
she thinks she is sooooo loving cute.

there should be a picture of her doing one of stupid little faces in the dictionary under "cloying"

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Without a pound of makeup she looks like any other rando

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I wouldn't be surprised if she hunts people for sport in her spare time.

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