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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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They should have gotten Wes Anderson to direct. He's great at long form narratives and also at adapting boring books. Additionally, he could have pulled it off as a period piece where most other directors couldn't.

Really any director would have been an improvement over whichever people they picked. Maybe if they'd chosen their directors based on talent as opposed to ideological purity they might have at least made a decent sci-fi film.

As it was, I'm not sure Part III even had a director, I think everyone just showed up and did their own thing.

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eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
the fountainhead was made into a movie with Gary cooper. and it wasn't great but it wasn't terrible either. what atlas shrugged needs, I'm saying is more implied rape

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

eSports Chaebol posted:

the fountainhead was made into a movie with Gary cooper. and it wasn't great but it wasn't terrible either. what atlas shrugged needs, I'm saying is more implied rape

I thought it was explicit rape (but Dominique secretly wanted it so... grey area??).

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
my brother complained that there should be more conservative movies instead of just atlas shrugged

that true i mean imagine if the karate kid was about johnny lawrence and how he beats up daniel larusso all the time and johnny gets more skilled and stronger all the time and eventually beats daniel to death with his bare hands while his friends cheer him on
his involvement is covered up by local political ties and eventually a black kid is convicted of the murder
later he goes on to a successful career and gets away with many rapes each successively more violent

johnny is the celebrated hero of this movie



later we played conservative monopoly which is like regular monopoly except nobody gets to stop playing just because they lose all their money
ever

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Mar 9, 2015

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Atlas Shrugged should have been given to Paul Verhoeven so we could have a Starship Troopers-style film that shits all over its own source material deliberately and also has coed shower scenes.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Wild T posted:

Atlas Shrugged should have been given to Paul Verhoeven so we could have a Starship Troopers-style film that shits all over its own source material deliberately and also has coed shower scenes.

PV was my second choice.
Though I'd pretty much be happy if Verhoven directed anything at this point. He was a visionary action director and a national treasure.

If you're reading this, Paul, please come back to us.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Speaking of action, how the gently caress do they leave out the scene where Francisco D'Anconia is dual wielding pistols, mowing down rioters from a bell tower while Rearden Steelworks burns around him?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Seriously it and the death ray would have been the best parts of the movie and they leave out both of them.

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Applewhite posted:

I thought it was explicit rape (but Dominique secretly wanted it so... grey area??).

in the book yeah it was explicit rape with implicit consent but uh I don't think there's too many Gary cooper movies with explicit rape scenes

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Atlas Thugged starring 50 Cent.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

JebanyPedal posted:

Atlas Thugged starring 50 Cent.

:circlefap:

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Wild T posted:

Atlas Shrugged should have been given to Paul Verhoeven so we could have a Starship Troopers-style film that shits all over its own source material deliberately and also has coed shower scenes.

problem is starship troopers is a decent book with strange and vile political opinions, atlas shrugged is just a shitball with john galt (or atleast thats what i know of it)

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Applewhite posted:

I thought it was explicit rape (but Dominique secretly wanted it so... grey area??).

Atlas Shrugged didn't have rape, but she was in his personal train car. She didn't want to say no, because of the implication.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

JebanyPedal posted:

Atlas Thugged starring 50 Cent.

i'mma go galt or die tryin'

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Is a man not entitled to the nine slugs in his brow?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Applewhite posted:

They should have gotten Wes Anderson to direct. He's great at long form narratives and also at adapting boring books. Additionally, he could have pulled it off as a period piece where most other directors couldn't.

Really any director would have been an improvement over whichever people they picked. Maybe if they'd chosen their directors based on talent as opposed to ideological purity they might have at least made a decent sci-fi film.

As it was, I'm not sure Part III even had a director, I think everyone just showed up and did their own thing.

Iron Man 2 was a better Atlas Shrugged than Atlas Shrugged was.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ivor Biggun posted:

Iron Man 2 was a better Atlas Shrugged than Atlas Shrugged was.

Relentless sucker of the MCU's family-friendly donger and this is the honest truth

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy


Improved? If all the characters wore one of these at all times I would have watched the hell out of it.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
atlas shrugged ain't even a novel it's a filibuster

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Atlas shrugged was dogshit but my favorite part were the limo rides.

I probably only noticed this because of how many low budget poo poo shows ive been in like a good portion of that film is spent watching various rich people in different limos dole out exposition before they got to the one restaurant they had clearance to film in.

Anyway all the rich people in the movie used the same limo that they obviously only rented for a day, because it has a giant like 12 cd changer above the back seat with it's brand visible and everything.

That's continuity/set dec 101 ya'll.

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They should have put Quark in Quark make-up because then it'd be obvious parody.

Wild T posted:

Atlas Shrugged should have been given to Paul Verhoeven so we could have a Starship Troopers-style film that shits all over its own source material deliberately and also has coed shower scenes.

David Fincher's Atlas Shrugged would probably be worth seeing too. But I really rather see a Tommy Wisau version, starring himself as John Galt.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 12:32 on Mar 11, 2015

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Sex scene involving the two characters and mash cut of a train rolling into a tunnel to imply sex, then the film mash cuts back to brutal and graphic penetration

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Instead of who is john galt all the characters chronically abuse the marijuana so they know who he is but his name escapes every one of them

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Who is John Galt?

...Adam. Sandler.

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

Applewhite posted:

PV was my second choice.
Though I'd pretty much be happy if Verhoven directed anything at this point. He was a visionary action director and a national treasure.

If you're reading this, Paul, please come back to us.

Good news!

"When Michelle, the CEO of a gaming software company, is attacked in her home by an unknown assailant, she refuses to let it alter her precisely ordered life. She manages crises involving her 75-year-old sex kitten mother, her imprisoned mass murderer father, her spoiled and immature son, her ex-husband and her lover, all with the same icy equanimity. This is the approach she brings to the situation when it appears that her assailant is not finished with her. As the mysterious stalker hovers in the shadows of her life, taunting her, Michelle cooly stalks him back. What emerges between Michelle and her stalker is a kind of game, a game that soon spirals out of control. "

I have the feeling I will love this movie.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

The whole film should be less about utilitarianism with industrial and train business undertones and more trains with utilitarian undertones. It would really help bootstrap all those autists

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

instead of trains, video games. john galt founds his society on gamergate principles.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

Who is John Galt?

...Adam. Sandler.

Oh My God
I demand an Atlas Shrugged Remake with Adam Sandler now.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Asslas Chugged. It's porn.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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ayn rand thought kneeling buses forced people to kneel down to board them lololol

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

fyodor posted:

ayn rand thought kneeling buses forced people to kneel down to board them lololol

*writes 60 page rant about them, puts her fingers in her ears and goes "lalalala" any time anyone tries to explain what they really are*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I would really like to see Owen Wilson play Ayn Rand

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
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Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
So I googled "Ayn Rand " and "kneeling buses," and read the first few links. Holy ahit, that chick was a bitch. Also objectivists seem like the most smug individuals who must be horrid to be around.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
I always found it amusing that the 'conservative film' movement suffers from the same delusion as the 'christian fundamentalist film' movement: both think their viewpoints are a) severely underrepresented by Hollywood and b) are shared by a vast majority of the populace, so of course this movie will break box office records.

Upon release, even though their core demographic sees the cut-rate film 5 times to support the cause, box office results still inexplicably show a tiny fraction of anticipated ticket sales, befuddling everyone involved.

So let's double down and remake Atlas Shrugged with Kirk Cameron.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

ghlbtsk posted:

I always found it amusing that the 'conservative film' movement suffers from the same delusion as the 'christian fundamentalist film' movement: both think their viewpoints are a) severely underrepresented by Hollywood and b) are shared by a vast majority of the populace, so of course this movie will break box office records.

Upon release, even though their core demographic sees the cut-rate film 5 times to support the cause, box office results still inexplicably show a tiny fraction of anticipated ticket sales, befuddling everyone involved.

So let's double down and remake Atlas Shrugged with Kirk Cameron.

Also lol at how the film conveniently leaves out Ayn Rand's blatant anti-Christian sentiments.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Get Verhoeven to adapt it the way he did Starship Troopers

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citizenship from service! -Heinlein

citizenship from service, loooooool! -Verhoeven

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The suggestions floated in this thread have all been top shelf but I'm throwing my hat in the ring for the group of consummate professionals who most accurately represent Ayn Rand's vision in their daily lives, the Insane Clown Posse.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

fyodor posted:

citizenship from service! -Heinlein

citizenship from service, loooooool! -Verhoeven

I, too, agree with the sentiments expressed in Heinlein's books.

That said, the Verhoven film was awesome and I think also a valid critique.

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