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Grinding it just before brewing is on a whole other level. Nothing else improves coffee as much, so if you don't do it, I hate you - each and every one of you. I don't even acknowledge non-coffee grinders as a demographic - my hatred is intentionally directed at each non-grinder with specific, individual focus. Your unique idiosyncrasies and characteristics offend me on a direct human to human basis.
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i make commoner baristas like you do that poo poo for me op
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Mar 9, 2015 22:53
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Truth. Also, gently caress restaurants that use pre-ground poo poo, especially good ones. What laziness.
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Mar 9, 2015 22:54
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nice a loving coffee thread let me tell you about my aeropress u loving bitch i grind up my nuts in it every morning and slow roast the brew over an open fire then i decant my farts into the boiling liquid until it neutralizes into a flux of exactly 197.495843295892348 degrees then i put it up my butt
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Mar 9, 2015 22:56
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do you cook your own meth too????
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Mar 9, 2015 22:58
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open container posted:nice a loving coffee thread let me tell you about my aeropress u loving bitch i grind up my nuts in it every morning and slow roast the brew over an open fire then i decant my farts into the boiling liquid until it neutralizes into a flux of exactly 197.495843295892348 degrees then i put it up my butt same
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Mar 9, 2015 23:00
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I use the keurig at work because it's free and i don't give a poo poo
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Mar 9, 2015 23:01
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my coffee maker grinds coffee beans for me. plus its really loud when it does it so it wakes me up. it tastes better than the pre-ground poo poo powder you get
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Mar 9, 2015 23:02
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F hole posted:I use the keurig at work because it's free and i don't give a poo poo
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Mar 9, 2015 23:03
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i hate reruns gas this thread
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Mar 9, 2015 23:04
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i like threads like these because the op sounds like he's super serious and angry about something very trivial and he's pretending to wrap it in a layer of irony to give the impression that he's a chill guy who likes to joke around but really he probably corners people at parties repeats his post verbatim
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Mar 9, 2015 23:04
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If you drink coffee or beverages containing caffeine more than once every few weeks you're a piece of poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:07
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Puppy Galaxy posted:i like threads like these because the op sounds like he's super serious and angry about something very trivial and he's pretending to wrap it in a layer of irony to give the impression that he's a chill guy who likes to joke around but really he probably corners people at parties repeats his post verbatim No I don't ..never been to a party..
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Mar 9, 2015 23:07
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Instant coffee is the nectar of the gods.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:08
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Khorne posted:If you drink coffee or beverages containing caffeine more than once every few weeks you're a piece of poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
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Mar 9, 2015 23:12
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Matt18001 posted:Instant coffee is the nectar of the gods.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:43
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i drink sugarless black instant coffee, op. a fig to you!
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Mar 9, 2015 23:45
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You plebs still using your hands to make coffee. Here I am enjoying my new transistorized coffee machine.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:46
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I use a blade grinder because I dont give a poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:47
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I love the new coffee shop by my house that does chemex/slow pour coffee for every cup sold. Nothing like waiting 5 minutes with my dick in my hands for a 12 oz cup of joe to go.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:49
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:I use a blade grinder because I dont give a poo poo. Wait, is a blade grinder bad?
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Mar 9, 2015 23:57
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Khorne posted:If you drink coffee or beverages containing caffeine more than once every few weeks you're a piece of poo poo. If you don't drink a cup of coffee every morning you're a child.
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Mar 9, 2015 23:57
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dev286 posted:Wait, is a blade grinder bad? Yeah man, burr grinder homos be all like "Not using a burr? Better throw your balls in the blade grinder along with them beans. lol"
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Mar 9, 2015 23:59
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dev286 posted:Wait, is a blade grinder bad? Yes. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3437887&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Get on my (blood pressure) level.
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quote:Quite possibly the most important thing when you are considering a coffee rig. Why? Well coffee is all about extraction but not everything in the bean is desirable on the palate. Many of us are familiar with the over extracted cardboard-like bitter taste of lovely office/diner coffee. Apart from just being lovely preground coffee, often a big contribution to the awfulness is that people use too little coffee to the amount of water they use which results in an overextracted cup. What does this have to do with grinders? Well different particle sizes of ground coffee extract at different rates. Smaller particles will become overextracted before large ones, therefore grind consistency is very important in coffee making. If you are looking at getting an espresso rig, you MUST NOT skimp on your grinder. Avoid blade grinders like the devil, they chop the beans instead of grinding them giving you a VERY inconsistent grind, the high speeds with which the blades rotate cause lots of friction problems which translates into lost volatile oils. Good grinders use nestled burrs that are spaced apart and that rotate at a slow rate. The result is an even, consistent grind. If you are looking for a grinder for pour over or press pot methods, a Baratza Maestro (refurb for $70, check the Baratza site often), Virtuoso (refurb for $143) or Capresso Infinity ($90) is usually a good choice. If you want an espresso capable grinder, buy the absolute best you can afford. Many people like the Baratza Vario ($400) and the Rancilio Rocky ($350).
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Mar 10, 2015 00:02
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Why can't white people do simple poo poo like make a cup of coffee without getting into an argument about technology?
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Mar 10, 2015 00:02
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Hobohemian posted:Why can't white people do simple poo poo like make a cup of coffee without getting into an argument about technology? culture void
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Mar 10, 2015 00:03
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imo grinding is for queers. Hence their social coffee sharing app, Grindr.
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Mar 10, 2015 00:06
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Dirty Sanchez posted:If you don't drink a cup of coffee every morning you're a child. And a Frappucino or Mocha does not count as a 'cup of coffee', that just makes you a FAT child.
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SqueePower posted:Yes. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3437887&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Oh I see... Umm I don't think I could tell the difference in a taste test between drip coffee ground with a $200 burr grinder vs my $10 proctor silex POS blade grinder so...
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Mar 10, 2015 00:10
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I just eat the beans
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Mar 10, 2015 00:11
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Yaos posted:You plebs still using your hands to make coffee. Here I am enjoying my new transistorized coffee machine.  how can you enjoy this vile liquid made from syrup concentrate
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Mar 10, 2015 00:25
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Yaos posted:You plebs still using your hands to make coffee. Here I am enjoying my new transistorized coffee machine. You're still using your hand you retarded looking goofy gently caress
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Mar 10, 2015 00:26
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Being smug about coffee is like being smug about laundry detergent brand choice.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:38
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I don't drink coffee. The key is to cut out the middleman and hit yourself iwth the meat tenderizer to keep yourself awake.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:39
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lol if you don't grind beans using your bare hands.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:43
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Pneub posted:Being smug about coffee is like being smug about laundry detergent brand choice. says the scrub who doesn't extract their own lye
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Mar 10, 2015 06:47
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lol if you don't grow your own coffee beans.
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Mar 10, 2015 06:51
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Hobohemian posted:Why can't white people do simple poo poo like make a cup of coffee without getting into an argument about technology? we like to invent things
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ppffft I dont even drink coffee
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