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Hobo Siege posted:
That's the best way for a clown to be. I scared my dog the other day. She was lying on my lap and got a case of hiccups. I shouted really loud and she jumped. Her hiccups stopped and she curled up again and fell asleep.
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genesplicer posted:That's the best way for a clown to be. Why does that work for dogs and not people?
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Mar 10, 2015 19:37
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*records doorbell noise and plays back on phone* WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS ILLUSION, DOG???
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Mar 10, 2015 19:38
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Monkey Fracas posted:knew a person with a border collie that was scared out of its wits at like anything I had a cowardly chesapeake bay retriever who got smacked on the nose by a de-clawed cat and got so freaked out that he ran to the opposite corner of the room and barfed
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Mar 10, 2015 19:39
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The Alchemist posted:Why does that work for dogs and not people? It works a little over half the time when I do it in class. I have a really loud bellow. When some kid is hiccing up, I will suddenly, right in the middle of a sentence, let out with a bellow. The kids all jump, some scream, and I explain what I did and why. I then ask the kid in question if the hiccups are gone. More often then not, the answer is "Yes".
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Mar 10, 2015 19:44
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The Alchemist posted:Why does that work for dogs and not people? You have to shout a lot louder for people, a person is like 7 dogweight and requires proportional screams
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Mar 10, 2015 20:23
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I had a friend who owned a dachshund and it drank her bong water. we found it sitting on the couch, holding extremely still except it was gently swaying back and forth. I laughed and poked its side and it sorta just tilted over. Thankfully it was only like that for maybe 15 minutes. Same dog was also a total coward. I took it for a walk with my friend, and we were trotting along the sidewalk, approaching a house where there was this massive black lab just chilling in the yard. As we got close, the black stood up. That's all it took for the doxie to bolt so hard it came right out of its harness.
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Mar 10, 2015 21:46
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my mom's dog forgets who i am between visits and will spend the whole first hour running circles around the house to avoid me. so i know a thing or two.
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Mar 10, 2015 21:52
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my dog is really rather nervous and i think the people who had her before me mistreated her or something i found out she is also a terrible guard dog since when i locked myself out of my flat two guys managed to break in by screwdrivering the lock and my dog was hiding underneath the bed. if i ever get all my poo poo taken I'm blaming her
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Mar 10, 2015 22:19
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Found out my dog is real scared of hoses and spraying water. She cowered like I've never seen before lol
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Mar 11, 2015 15:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQGd4_cbkd0
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Mar 11, 2015 16:07
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eat all dogs
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Mar 11, 2015 16:09
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amityville anus posted:Talk through a wrapping paper tube at them haha I just tried this and it loving rules
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Mar 20, 2015 20:05
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amityville anus posted:Talk through a wrapping paper tube at them this is a pro level taunt
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Mar 20, 2015 20:07
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When anyone leaves the house and my dog sits broken hearted in the window this is the tune that plays in his mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rccD1EWenio and I whistle or hum it to mock him
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Mar 20, 2015 20:10
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i show my dog all my tax forms, haha.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:12
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I constantly remind my dog he is too fat and has a big nose
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Mar 20, 2015 20:22
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I wait until my dogs are asleep then I yell and grab them at the same time. They jump and do the snarl/growl thing. Then they look up and are like oh gently caress that's alpha male sorry big guy please don't end me.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:24
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God loves scarring dogs, that's why he sends thunderstorms so he can laugh at them freaking out and trying to climb into the beds.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:30
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i read my dog books about fatalism and determinism it may scare him now, but sooner or later it is going to help him in all walks of life
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Mar 20, 2015 20:30
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i just want him to know life isn't all sunshine and rainbows, am i evil for that v v
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Mar 20, 2015 20:32
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scare your dog, by lighting it on fire when it least expects it. The heat + sensation of being on fire will freak it out.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:36
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give your old dog new life by applying a fresh coat of paint to it, make it more aerodynamic by shortening its legs with a saw.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:38
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Finding it hard to frighten your pooch? Here's a tip: the next time it is not scared, use the latest dog-teaching tricks to teach it about the inevitability of death.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:39
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I got my dog fixed on Wednesday. He's 8. Nothing like losing your nuts halfway through your life for no reason to scare someone.
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Mar 20, 2015 20:56
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Mar 20, 2015 21:09
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If i walk like frankenstein and make zombie noises my dog freaks out. he would be a good monster hunting dog
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Mar 20, 2015 22:03
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get a loud vacuum, scare dog until it poops, use vacuum to clean up poops a good purchase
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Mar 20, 2015 22:05
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if i raise my hand like i'm gonna give my dog a good backhand smack, he cowers down and rolls over and shows me his lil belly. i've never hit him so i don't know why he's such a submissive little idiot, but w/evs, a good way to scare him nonetheless
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Mar 20, 2015 22:52
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Gatekeeper posted:if i raise my hand like i'm gonna give my dog a good backhand smack, he cowers down and rolls over and shows me his lil belly. i've never hit him so i don't know why he's such a submissive little idiot, but w/evs, a good way to scare him nonetheless not cool bro
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Mar 20, 2015 23:02
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Booties posted:not cool bro i actually reported my own post it was so uncool
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Mar 20, 2015 23:05
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Any of you guys got a pool? Every time I dive down to the bottom, this little loving idiot jumps in and tries to rescue me. God drat it, dipshit, you're a loving dachshund, what were you planning to do. You're just swimming in circles over top of me and oh great now you're drowning. rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 20, 2015 23:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIYm9LMUzCQ
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this but with a dalmation
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