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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT



I was looking for a thread for this show because it premieres tonight but didn't see one. Then I remembered "Hey, wait, didn't I make the thread for last season?" So here's a thread for the new season!

At the end of last season, Norman tries to kill himself so that he won't have to take a polygraph test and admit to killing his teacher in season 1 and face the consequences for it. Norma stops him from doing it and says they're the same person and that she can't live without him and makes out with her son. Norman goes ahead with the polygraph test and passes, due to him channeling his "inner mother", a part of his psyche which won't let him believe he's a murderer because that's what his mother thinks.

The season 3 premiere is tonight on A&E at 9/8c, so in like 45 minutes. This show has been surprisingly compelling so far and I hope more people have been exposed to it as a result of it streaming on Netflix and Hulu and other places like that.

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Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I feel like S2 got more than a little bogged down with the weed stuff; so I hope this season returns to more of Norman and Norma competing for the role of the craziest Bates in Oregon.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ars Arcanum posted:

I feel like S2 got more than a little bogged down with the weed stuff; so I hope this season returns to more of Norman and Norma competing for the role of the craziest Bates in Oregon.
Well the episode is starting off with them sleeping together, sooooooooo :shepface:

e: "Oh, by the way, my mother died."

Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Mar 10, 2015

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Well the episode is starting off with them sleeping together, sooooooooo :shepface:

We are off to a ripping start with the incest stuff.

Poor Dylan, the product of a teen pregnancy and possible incest and also neglect, and he's the closest thing to normal in this house.

Edit: what is with Norma's hair all of a sudden

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jesus Christ, Norman's how old now, 18? And his mom just forcibly removed him from the car in front of his entire high school :lol:

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Jesus Christ, Norman's how old now, 18? And his mom just forcibly removed him from the car in front of his entire high school :lol:

That's some "appears on Maury"/"sue your parents at age 30" poo poo.

Also, where's Emma? Was that who Norman was texting? I was too far from the tv.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ars Arcanum posted:

Also, where's Emma? Was that who Norman was texting? I was too far from the tv.
Yeah, he texted her "where are you?"

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Yeah, he texted her "where are you?"

You'd think he'd arrange to drive with her instead of his weird-rear end mom. Or take the bus. Is anything worse than showing up for the first day of senior year with your zany mom?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Norman and this girl are gonna get together and Norma's gonna find out about it and be loving furious.

Also Dylan likes good music.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh yeah, Norman loving Bates being home schooled is a real good idea. That's just what he needs: being cut off from the outside world even more than he already is.

Norma Bates: Mother of the century.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh yeah, Norman loving Bates being home schooled is a real good idea. That's just what he needs: being cut off from the outside world even more than he already is.

Norma Bates: Mother of the century.

Yeah and I'm sure one business course will set Norman on a path to unbridled success under her tutelage.

Meanwhile, who tipped off the DEA?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Oh gently caress, Emma's back and she's even sicker :smith:

e: Awwww, they're dating now. Wonder how long that'll last!

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Some part of me is starting to think the Norma-brother thing wasn't rape

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Oh gently caress, Emma's back and she's even sicker :smith:

e: Awwww, they're dating now. Wonder how long that'll last!

So who is going to die first: Emma, or Dylan? You know one will probably kick it this season.

E: Eww, Norman, use gloves. Also, stop peeping! Also, Norma, that rain bonnet is the least normal thing going on this scene.

Ars Arcanum fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Mar 10, 2015

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Heh, I was wondering how long it would take for him to peep on this chick. And now he has a girlfriend and he's still doing it!

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
That was hands down the weirdest loving line ever in this show. :stare:

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ars Arcanum posted:

That was hands down the weirdest loving line ever in this show. :stare:
What'd he say? Something about her being a silly woman but I didn't catch the first part.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

What'd he say? Something about her being a silly woman but I didn't catch the first part.

Move over, you silly woman.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ars Arcanum posted:

Move over, you silly woman.
Creeeeeeeepy! That should be the new thread title.

Also the girl he was peeping on is a hooker :staredog: I wonder if he's gonna kill her or rape her or...I don't know what.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Lol, so will we get a perfectly mundane explanation for the ending next week or no?

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Creeeeeeeepy! That should be the new thread title.

Also the girl he was peeping on is a hooker :staredog: I wonder if he's gonna kill her or rape her or...I don't know what.

Yeah, I don't even know what. I feel like they might pull a bullshit on us and be like "she asked him to stay at the party for a while, so that's why he didn't come back, and then she was not only working but also drunk so she asked him to drive the car home and come pick her up in the morning" or something like that.

Edit: Welp, check out that preview.

Ars Arcanum fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Mar 10, 2015

AllisonByProxy
Feb 24, 2006

FUCK TERFS/BLM/ACAB
I missed the preview, anyone have a link?

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

AllisonByProxy posted:

I missed the preview, anyone have a link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3gxDUtLQs

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Since this takes place in Oregon, have they come up with an explanation for the town's now-legal weed industry?

I haven't seen the first episode yet since I fell asleep very early, but judging from the trailer for this season, it looks like they're not gonna pull their punches.

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Mar 11, 2015

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

Y-Hat posted:

Since this takes place in Oregon, have they come up with an explanation for the town's now-legal weed industry?

I haven't seen the first episode yet since I fell asleep very early, but judging from the trailer for this season, it looks like they're not gonna pull their punches.

Yes

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I like this show a lot and I'm glad it's back on. The relationship between Norma and Norman is so creepy but still believable.

I also like the world they've built. I'm curious to see the fallout from the whole drug industry thing.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Ehud posted:

I like this show a lot and I'm glad it's back on. The relationship between Norma and Norman is so creepy but still believable.

I also like the world they've built. I'm curious to see the fallout from the whole drug industry thing.
In what world is Norma and Norman's relationship "believable?" Maybe in rural West Virginia, but outside of that, I'm gonna go with "yeah... no way." And it only stands to get even more balls-to-the-wall insane. As long as we get some good Vera Farmiga moments from it, I'll be able to stomach the incest.

As for the destruction of the town's weed industry, it's a good first step for making the town fail. Remember, Norma is trying to lobby against the shopping corridor that would take business away from her motel.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Y-Hat posted:

In what world is Norma and Norman's relationship "believable?" Maybe in rural West Virginia, but outside of that, I'm gonna go with "yeah... no way." And it only stands to get even more balls-to-the-wall insane. As long as we get some good Vera Farmiga moments from it, I'll be able to stomach the incest.
For me it's believable because Highmore and Farmiga sell the poo poo out of it. Do I see that kind of mother/son relationship in real life on a regular basis? Hell no, but if I did see it, I feel like it'd appear pretty similar to the one portrayed in this show.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Oh hell, this was on this week? Maybe I didn't DVR Season 2.

Lycus fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Mar 15, 2015

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

New episode starting now! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED :dance:

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Lycus posted:

Oh hell, this was on this week? Maybe I didn't DVR Season 2.

A&E puts full eps up on their website.

Also, I'm still happily excited for this season, especially since the weed horseshit might wind down, apparently.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Vera Farmiga's face is a hell of an actress :stare:

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Vera Farmiga's face is a hell of an actress :stare:

Haha, I was just thinking that. She is a master of the crazy eyes.

edit: I'm still bugged by her sudden hair change though. Why is that happening?

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Wow, Norma really screwed the pooch going to the bar Normal allegedly directed Annika to, didn't she?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahahaha, way to ruin that sweet moment, Norman! You dick.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Hahahaha, way to ruin that sweet moment, Norman! You dick.

He does seem to be getting progressively more awkward.

Also, just bang the cute crazy Sheriff already, Norma.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
Poor, poor Emma. She's such a sweet, genuine person. She doesn't deserve this poo poo. :(

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ars Arcanum posted:

He does seem to be getting progressively more awkward.
"Maybe, if you'll be Wendy." was such a painfully awkward line, I could hardly stand it. I had to hide my face in my hands.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Why is Norma so concerned about the safety of this escort girl anyway?

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Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Why is Norma so concerned about the safety of this escort girl anyway?

Because she suspects Norman had something to do with her disappearance, and even if he didn't, the girl checked into her motel. Baaaaaaaaad publicity.

edit: Oh Norma.

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