I wish I were RiFF RAFF

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Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

i wish you were riff raff too op

and i wish riff raff was dead

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:02

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 15:08

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Riff Raff WAS the bad cat, too. :radcat:

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:07

Setzer Gabbiani: Oct 13, 2004

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

requesting backstory on this pls. sounds interesting.

After being exiled from sass '07 for being a bigger bitch than fishmech, ousted goon riffleraffle did a humiliation porn shoot called loving nerds (tw: "dick" :nws:

) where he lasted 10-ish minutes, he then got a role in superbad-ripoff project x thanks to what was probably some excellent dicksucking arranged by his family, followed by the direct to video kid cannibis - both of which were in the $3 black friday dvd bins the same year they came out

now he mostly just waits around on twitter in hopes that some movie will call for another "like jonah hill, but cheaper" role

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:19

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

Setzer Gabbiani posted:

After being exiled from sass '07 for being a bigger bitch than fishmech, ousted goon riffleraffle did a humiliation porn shoot called loving nerds (tw: "dick" ) where he lasted 10-ish minutes, he then got a role in superbad-ripoff project x thanks to what was probably some excellent dicksucking arranged by his family, followed by the direct to video kid cannibis - both of which were in the $3 black friday dvd bins the same year they came out

now he mostly just waits around on twitter in hopes that some movie will call for another "like jonah hill, but cheaper" role

ay carumba. goons lol.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:24

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Nefarious posted:

i wish you were riff raff too op

and i wish riff raff was dead

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:53

sean price: Sep 30, 2011; by Lowtax

Nefarious posted:

i wish you were riff raff too op

and i wish riff raff was dead

yeah him and lil b and all those other fun havers too!!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 07:59

Cyberball 2072: Feb 17, 2014; by Lowtax

I wish when his album came out it was actually decent. It's weird, everything leading up was from decent to great.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:43

keevo: Jun 16, 2011; WAKE UP

Sorry but this is RiFF RAFF's best song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI

# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:49

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

keevo posted:

Sorry but this is RiFF RAFF's best song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB9au3UBSqI

In this song he wails out "Twilight" despondently, worth to listen.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:53

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

I wish it was 2012 again when riff raff was novel instead of tiresome

# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:07

coolskull: Nov 11, 2007

i wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:07

Redkist: Mar 5, 2005; Fonkay fressh!

the black husserl posted:

I wish it was 2012 again when riff raff was novel instead of tiresome

Boots Riley on the other hand will always be hip with the teens

# ? Mar 10, 2015 22:29

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

I liked RiFF RAFF when he was on From G's to Gents.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 04:00

sean price: Sep 30, 2011; by Lowtax

same but also i still do

# ? Mar 11, 2015 09:47

Not_Rainbow_Horse: Nov 11, 2013

B.H. Facials posted:

I liked RiFF RAFF when he was on From G's to Gents.

https://vimeo.com/57010504

# ? Mar 11, 2015 09:52

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

The new cool of this generation is to be the least cool possible and actually super lame. The more lame you are the cooler you get

Look out world, it's my time to shine

# ? Mar 11, 2015 10:12

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

THE PENETRATOR posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhNGdO8CvI

I enjoyed this. RiFF is someone I think I'd enjoy hanging out with for a while, he just doesn't care.

The act is pretty well done too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcoci60Prf0

# ? Mar 11, 2015 10:16

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

It would be p cool to rap with Dirt Nasty and Andy Milonakis. And his vibrantly dyed dogs are neato, but probably violates animal rights set forth by PETA.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 12:31

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

he was good in spring breakers. why hasn't he been in any other movies?

# ? Mar 11, 2015 12:48

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

guys he is rap game james franco

# ? Mar 11, 2015 13:15

Necros: Jul 23, 2003

finally a rapper incan relate to. a cornball rear end bitch ahahahah.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 13:36

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

is he like an american Ali g or what?

# ? Mar 11, 2015 13:38

goatse.cx haver: Oct 17, 2010; precious metals

seems like a fun guy

# ? Mar 11, 2015 13:49

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Nefarious posted:

is he like an american Ali g or what?

He seems to live it more than Baron Cohen ever did, it's still an act though.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 14:03

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

I wish they'd make a new Def Jam (the Fight for New york one, not those other two garbage rear end ones) and put him in it.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 14:04

deadking: Apr 13, 2006; Hello? Charlemagne?!

Necros posted:

finally a rapper incan relate to. a cornball rear end bitch ahahahah.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 14:15

JIZZ DENOUEMENT: Oct 3, 2012; STRIKE!

B.H. Facials posted:

I liked RiFF RAFF when he was on From G's to Gents.

How the gently caress did I never know he was on this reality show haha

# ? Mar 11, 2015 14:15

B.H. Facials: May 9, 2011; "Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

How the gently caress did I never know he was on this reality show haha

Idk, but RiFF RAFF owns.

Edit: BTW Purple Icon is my jam.

B.H. Facials fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Mar 11, 2015

# ? Mar 11, 2015 18:26

Olympic Mathlete: Feb 25, 2011

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I wish they'd make a new Def Jam (the Fight for New york one, not those other two garbage rear end ones) and put him in it.

This would be pretty loving amazing.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 18:43

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

I love the neon icon. One of the craziest shows I've been to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4gCRuoviw0

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:00

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Golem II posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4gCRuoviw0

lol

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:04

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/rapper-riff-raff-gains-55-pounds-is-unrecognizable-after-bulking-up-for-his-wrestling-debut-50644

He'd make a great wrestler.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 21:11

Redkist: Mar 5, 2005; Fonkay fressh!

Nefarious posted:

is he like an american Ali g or what?

u want him dead and also me for liking him and your only understanding of him is "is he the american ali g"? heh

# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:28

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

So wait what does he get paid to do exactly? Make Weak rear end Rhymes ft. A Real Life Black Person?

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:00

embykins: Jul 4, 2009

lmao he jewish

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:04

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

Redkist posted:

u want him dead and also me for liking him and your only understanding of him is "is he the american ali g"? heh

just answer the question gently caress boy

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:05

Nefarious: Sep 26, 2000; by XyloJW

Savings Coupon posted:

So wait what does he get paid to do exactly? Make Weak rear end Rhymes ft. A Real Life Black Person?

yeah I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this. I get that his character is hip hop white boy florida trash and that could be funny if he's making fun of that demographic but then he seems to have a rap career and people unironically like his music?

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:08

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Riff Raff intro and outro make this song. I'd party with him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9uVUwY9SV0

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:16

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

What happens when we discover it really is James Franco playing a part?

Like when Joaquin Phoenix pretended to be a washed up homeless man for awhile

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:17

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Tetramin: Apr 1, 2006; I'ma buck you up.

Nefarious posted:

and that could be funny if he's making fun of that demographic

lol you fuckin idiot

# ? Mar 12, 2015 13:51

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