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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
moderately successful STEM professional? I'm thinking 370Z but I'm not sure. want something that is not too expensive but doesn't make me look like (too much) of a douchebag.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Foid One
Mar 2, 2015

by Ralp
what field of STEM, OP?

butt implants
Oct 16, 2004

i'm gay
any car but make sure u get a bumper sticker that says "i'm gay, my career is a buzzword"

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I would buy it but I don't want a salvage title

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
not the first time my weiner's crashed into a pole

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
A Volvo s60 covered in Ron Paul stickers

F hole
May 13, 2008

lease a bmw, mercedes or audi like the rest of your rear end in a top hat yuppie cohort

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
one of those 4wd subaru hatchbacks.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Buy and Audi, but don't buy any furniture for your apartment so when people come over there is a weird contrast between your nice car and the fact that you sleep on a pile of rags.

Foid One
Mar 2, 2015

by Ralp
buy a decade + year old SUV or pickup if you're a real man, OP.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Waste of a degree if you didn't even learn how to design and build your own super car, IMO.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the only reason to buy a german car is to let people to know you have enough money to waste.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
the answer is obvious OP:



a 2001 Olds Alero

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Get a Jeep Wrangler unlimited rubicon with a whole bunch of mods that'd be good off road...

And never ever go off road with it.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
miata

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
jk . buy a loving buick sedan

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

KennyLoggins posted:

the answer is obvious OP:



a 2001 Olds Alero

there's literally one of these in my apartment complex (not my car)

SanitysEdge
Jul 28, 2005

Harald posted:

370Z ... doesn't make me look like (too much) of a douchebag.
this is false

only douchebags from florida drive nissan sports cars with the exception of the gtr

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Waste of a degree if you didn't even learn how to design and build your own super car, IMO.
this is true

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
just ride some nerd's mom

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

SanitysEdge posted:

this is false

only douchebags from florida drive nissan sports cars with the exception of the gtr

this is true

i want to look a little douchey though...like let's say 6 of 10 on the douche scale

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
get that one kind that Lowtax had

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

Harald posted:

i want to look a little douchey though...like let's say 6 of 10 on the douche scale

how about a bitchin third gen Camero?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Prius with a Mitt Romney bumper sticker

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
vw minibus, put some shag in there, some beads, show up to work stinking of patchouli and pussy

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmQ8VoiPcIQ

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The car that launched a hillbilly's entire white trash mixed media career.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Harald posted:

moderately successful STEM professional? I'm thinking 370Z but I'm not sure. want something that is not too expensive but doesn't make me look like (too much) of a douchebag.

Honda Civic Si, unless you're some bitch pussy that can't drive stick.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Infidel Castro posted:

Honda Civic Si, unless you're some bitch pussy that can't drive stick.

standard transmission supremacy bro

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Audi S4. Available in both transmission options. Fast as hell, classy, and doesn't look like you're trying to rub it in people's faces. If I'm underestimating your income, you can get the ultra huge a8 or gently caress it S8 with a ridiculous twin turbo v8.

Also I work for audi. Not a fan boy, I drive an 89 Corolla. But Audi is finally not making garbage

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

honda civic si
hmm no I don't want to look like a middle-age dad trying to buy a "reliable but fun" car

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
just buy a volvo or something. or a renault

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

this car is a good idea for my new restraunt idea it's about a hot dog but with "pizzaz"

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Get a 1989 Honda CRX.

1992 Acura Legends are fun too.

Get something older and low miles.

:shrug:

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Get a 1989 Honda CRX.

1992 Acura Legends are fun too.

Get something older and low miles.

:shrug:

good to see you back bae

don't post in fyad again for fucks sake

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Get a 1989 Honda CRX.

1992 Acura Legends are fun too.

Get something older and low miles.

:shrug:

I liked the hot dog one personally because it goes with my new idea, but that's probably better for this idiot

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

gnarlyhotep posted:

good to see you back bae

don't post in fyad again for fucks sake

Oh, I plan on getting my old account back when that silly dumb gently caress gaylord retard poo poo smear stops probating me.

:wink:

Dont buy a Ford or a Dodge.

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ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014
The only correct answer is obv an 80's or 90's Porsche of some sort. There is plenty of selection in the $40k - $60k range and they're not actually going to cost any more to maintain than a newer german car, people are just weird about owning old cars because they're stupid and only want what they see on TV.

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