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Full Metal Jackass posted:Same. Why are you undoing your belt at the urinal? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles?
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Tip posted:Why are you undoing your belt at the urinal? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles? i get naked when i use the bathroom
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Mar 11, 2015 06:45
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I had a reversible GI Joe belt. One side had red, white and blue stripes and the other was camo. Got it from the AVON lady. 
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Mar 11, 2015 06:48
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Tip posted:Why are you undoing your belt at the urinal? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles? who tf just pulls their weiner through the zipper hole without unbuttoning, that is hosed up
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Mar 11, 2015 06:52
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i'll never throw away my extra long braided belt
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Mar 11, 2015 07:34
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:who tf just pulls their weiner through the zipper hole without unbuttoning, that is hosed up sorry about your micropenis
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Mar 11, 2015 08:53
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Tip posted:Why are you undoing your belt at the urinal? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles? I take my pants completely off and hang them over my shoulder as I take a piss.
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Mar 11, 2015 12:27
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*drops trow* *commences 360 piss tornado* *pulls up pants. washes hands*
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Mar 11, 2015 14:39
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What's the point of belts? It's a struggle just getting pants on to begin with. Are they supposed to be ornamental, sort of like a waist necklace or something?
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Mar 11, 2015 14:49
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Tip posted:Why are you undoing your belt at the urinal? Are you dropping your pants to your ankles? feels good man
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Mar 11, 2015 16:35
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Uses for belts: Beating misbehaving children Autoerotic asphyxiation
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Mar 11, 2015 16:50
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there's a guy at work who is like 45 years old, 4'10", overweight and baby-faced with a bad haircut/combover he wears suspenders every day, often with checkered shirts is he openly trying to cosplay big boy or something? idk
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Mar 11, 2015 17:15
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RideTheSpiral posted:sorry about your micropenis other way around duder. normal weiner bros gotta unbutton AND unzip just to heave their massive dong outta the pants 
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Mar 11, 2015 17:48
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:other way around duder. normal weiner bros gotta unbutton AND unzip just to heave their massive dong outta the pants I second this. Occasionally a pair of dress pants could permit not undoing the belt, most dresspants and ALL blue jeans are a must otherwise you're risking getting your dick zipper scraped.
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Mar 11, 2015 17:57
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Tyson Tomko posted:I second this. Occasionally a pair of dress pants could permit not undoing the belt, most dresspants and ALL blue jeans are a must otherwise you're risking getting your dick zipper scraped. nah, just wear normal jeans instead of the bullshit skinny jeans
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Mar 11, 2015 17:59
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lol if you wear black shoes/belt with jeans
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Mar 11, 2015 18:00
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:lol if you wear black shoes/belt with jeans you're the first person my skinhead crew is gonna beat up EDIT: we do wear red suspenders though. We call them "braces"!
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Mar 11, 2015 18:07
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in my experience reversible belts fall apart easier than regular belts. also if you don't own brown shoes you shouldn't wear a brown belt
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Mar 11, 2015 18:08
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Brown shoes own, you should have those.
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Mar 11, 2015 18:14
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Blue Train posted:nah, just wear normal jeans instead of the bullshit skinny jeans My Levis are as normal as they can get, my dick on the other hand is just that big  Seriously though I don't know if the crotch opening is smaller or the material is that much stiffer than dress pants or what but it's a gauntlet I don't like to run if I don't have to.
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Mar 11, 2015 18:14
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I still wear my army belt. It goes with my lesbionic cargo pants. Web belts itt.
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I hear wearing the buckle off to the side is the cool new look for the emos
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