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Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002
Ugh


How can someone feel satisfied after only one of these? I need like two or three and after that it defeats the whole purpose of dieting... #wannafeelfull

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:regd13:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

lmaooooo

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

anything labeled lean cuisine is nasty in my experience.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
eat more frequently throughout the day, but in smaller amounts

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Sweet Tea posted:

anything labeled lean cuisine is nasty in my experience.

this isnt about lean cuisine tasting bad shitbird its about not being enough to satiate the fat loving OPs hunger

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
LITTLE CEASERS DID IT AGAIN!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I don't like written in stone rules, but I think ,"don't eat food from a microwave." is pretty solid advice.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

JakeP posted:

this isnt about lean cuisine tasting bad shitbird its about not being enough to satiate the fat loving OPs hunger

it does taste bad tho

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Just eat the plastic diet pizza and then chug a gallon of water

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

if you gotta go frozen, get two totino's party pizzas and stack them

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Sweet Tea posted:

it does taste bad tho

no poo poo loving look at it

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
OP is fat lol

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i, too, diet by eating frozen foods

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

if you're fat just don't eat pizza.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcKzcganDwk&t=7s

As discussed in the video: cut cake in half, then it's only have the calories. So you can then eat twice as much. Same thing applies to your pizza.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Those french bread pizza things are pretty decent honestly, just stop being so fat.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I had t hose at a suite hotel I was in recently. The kind that basically has a frozen grocery store aisle in it.

it sucked rear end though never buy it

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012


don't sign your posts

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Three Olives posted:

Those french bread pizza things are pretty decent honestly, just stop being so fat.

Would you be saying that if he were a power-bottom?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

you're supposed to eat the box too

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

anything frozen tastes like whatever container it came out of... sorry about your retarded taste buds op

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Gaybee posted:

Ugh


How can someone feel satisfied after only one of these? I need like two or three and after that it defeats the whole purpose of dieting... #wannafeelfull

You are supposed to only eat one then chug lots of water. It's a way of having pizza while still losing weight.

Be sure to eat some fiber-filled veggies as a side dish.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
op is fat

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

make two lean cuisine pizzas and use them as bread with a pizza pop in the middle. the italians call it a "stromboli"

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Just buy a Boboli wheat pizza crust and make a healthy pizza shitlord.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
make a pizza crust out of cauliflower and lie to yoursel that it tastes just as good

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

make two lean cuisine pizzas and use them as bread with a pizza pop in the middle. the italians call it a "stromboli"

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
you haaaaave the taste, you haaaaave the style

spanish puberty
Feb 16, 2015

by XyloJW
your a idiot fat gently caress if you event eat 1

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


ugh better if you make it yourself the authentic way

hellfaucet
Apr 7, 2009

It's not even real food you lazy gently caress. Make a pizza yourself without bullshit fake food. <insert rant about buying organic and local>

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

AYYYYYYY YOU WANTA THE PIZZA? BOOOSCHK! THE PIZZA PIE? BOOOOWWWWWW! GOTTA GETA SOMEA REAL BROOKLYN SLICES! BADA BING! AY SUGARTITS, COUPLEA SLICES FOR MY PAISANS! THENA MAYBE YOU COMEA SIT ON MY FACE! BOOOOOOOOH!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

want a real lean cusine? eat nothing. want to feel full? stick a cucumber up your rear end.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

no I had the BBQ chicken one today it was good. close thread it's wrong.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

that's disgusting

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Lean Cuisine has a handful of surprisingly tasty entrees but I agree that even with all the other meals it takes at least 2 to fill you up, probably more if you are already in a position where you need to diet.

Their sandwiches are pretty good, too.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
stic k it up you butt

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug
Wanna feel full without eating too many calories? Eat veggies and lean protein problem solved.

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