i'm officially done with destiny

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Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

End Of Worlds posted:

if oyu have ps4 we can be friends

the raids are the best part of the game they're actively unfun and unenjoyable and they devour hours of your life but you get a brief dopamine pulse when you kill Cockslarg the Unfuckable and get the exotic Pants of Mystery at the end

Sorry friend I am a loving retard who bought a Xbox one because I assumed they wouldn't gently caress everything up and release a literal pile of shits pushed into a box of plastic

how wrong I was

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a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

idiot youre meant to have migrated to evolve by now and be realising that that is poo poo

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

babby's first adult dentist visit :shepspends:

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ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

i dont understand why destiny didnt have a destiny's child soundtrack

# ? Mar 11, 2015 02:51

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I only play NCAA football 13 on an offline connection; they don't make anymore though thanks to flameout Ed O'Bannon so I'll probably just keep playing it until the disk won't play anymore then I'll just get drunk and watch tv instead.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 02:54

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Sorry friend I am a loving retard who bought a Xbox one because I assumed they wouldn't gently caress everything up and release a literal pile of shits pushed into a box of plastic

how wrong I was

I got a PS4 and it's pretty much the same experience

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

xbone and ps4 are both garbage for gay retards

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ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Blue Raider posted:

xbone and ps4 are both garbage for gay retards

this but all video games

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

ethanol posted:

this but all video games

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

ethanol posted:

this but all video games

# ? Mar 11, 2015 02:58

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

I need the next DLC, and in a hurry. I miss my friends. This last weekend, I had my first experience that many others have felt over the past couple of months. A lessening of desire to play Destiny. I have posted so many times how Destiny has been an amazing experience. This is a top 5 game for me. I have met so many new gaming friends through it, and had so many experiences that made me say "WOW!" It is still an amazing game.

But, everyone is moving on. Destiny for me wasn't just the amazing game play, or stunning visuals. It was was my nightly "hanging out with friends" after getting my kids to bed. I would log on and they would be there, goofing off, and I could end my day with a laugh and some comradery.

Now they have moved on, and grinding another "get 9000 experience without dying" bounty just isn't the same without doing it with a buddy.

So, Bungie, please hurry. I miss my buddies.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:25

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

el B posted:

I need the next DLC, and in a hurry. I miss my friends. This last weekend, I had my first experience that many others have felt over the past couple of months. A lessening of desire to play Destiny. I have posted so many times how Destiny has been an amazing experience. This is a top 5 game for me. I have met so many new gaming friends through it, and had so many experiences that made me say "WOW!" It is still an amazing game.

But, everyone is moving on. Destiny for me wasn't just the amazing game play, or stunning visuals. It was was my nightly "hanging out with friends" after getting my kids to bed. I would log on and they would be there, goofing off, and I could end my day with a laugh and some comradery.

Now they have moved on, and grinding another "get 9000 experience without dying" bounty just isn't the same without doing it with a buddy.

So, Bungie, please hurry. I miss my buddies.

i hope ur xbox or whatever shits out

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:27

chernobyl kinsman: Mar 18, 2007; a friend of the friendly atom; Soiled Meat

el B posted:

I need the next DLC, and in a hurry. I miss my friends. This last weekend, I had my first experience that many others have felt over the past couple of months. A lessening of desire to play Destiny. I have posted so many times how Destiny has been an amazing experience. This is a top 5 game for me. I have met so many new gaming friends through it, and had so many experiences that made me say "WOW!" It is still an amazing game.

But, everyone is moving on. Destiny for me wasn't just the amazing game play, or stunning visuals. It was was my nightly "hanging out with friends" after getting my kids to bed. I would log on and they would be there, goofing off, and I could end my day with a laugh and some comradery.

Now they have moved on, and grinding another "get 9000 experience without dying" bounty just isn't the same without doing it with a buddy.

So, Bungie, please hurry. I miss my buddies.

there but for the grace of god go i

human being

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spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

destiny does suck when you don't have friends to play with.

so I can see why goons hate it so much

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:29

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

op needs to hope for the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=163_C5UVU-I

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:34

Footrace: Jun 22, 2004; We smoke as we shoot the bird

SCENE I. DUKE ORSINO's palace.

Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords; Musicians attending

DUKE ORSINO

If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
That, notwithstanding thy capacity
Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
Of what validity and pitch soe'er,
But falls into abatement and low price,
Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.

CURIO

Will you go hunt, my lord?

DUKE ORSINO

What, Curio?

CURIO

The hart.

DUKE ORSINO

Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
Methought she purged the air of pestilence!
That instant was I turn'd into a hart;
And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
E'er since pursue me.

Enter VALENTINE
How now! what news from her?

VALENTINE

So please my lord, I might not be admitted;
But from her handmaid do return this answer:
The element itself, till seven years' heat,
Shall not behold her face at ample view;
But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk
And water once a day her chamber round
With eye-offending brine: all this to season
A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh
And lasting in her sad remembrance.

DUKE ORSINO

O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame
To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else
That live in her; when liver, brain and heart,
These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd
Her sweet perfections with one self king!
Away before me to sweet beds of flowers:
Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.

Exeunt

SCENE II. The sea-coast.

Enter VIOLA, a Captain, and Sailors

VIOLA

What country, friends, is this?

Captain

This is Illyria, lady.

VIOLA

And what should I do in Illyria?
My brother he is in Elysium.
Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?

Captain

It is perchance that you yourself were saved.

VIOLA

O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:45

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

If I'm gonna spend hundreds of hours mindlessly grinding in a game, it should at least be a full game and hopefully not an incomplete steaming pile of poo poo.

Of course because I had zero interest in Destiny I've won three copies of it, which I inflicted on others.

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Libelous Slander: May 1, 2009; ... you're just creepy ...

is this fps worth the cash to buy otherwise idgas

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:45

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

el B posted:

But, everyone is moving on. Destiny for me wasn't just the amazing game play, or stunning visuals. It was was my nightly "hanging out with friends" after getting my kids to bed. I would log on and they would be there, goofing off, and I could end my day with a laugh and some comradery.

These features are also found in the following titles:

- Every multiplayer game ever made

There are better options.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 03:47

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Footrace posted:

SCENE I. DUKE ORSINO's palace.

Enter DUKE ORSINO, CURIO, and other Lords; Musicians attending

DUKE ORSINO

If music be the food of love, play on;
Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting,
The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall:
O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound,
That breathes upon a bank of violets,
Stealing and giving odour! Enough; no more:
'Tis not so sweet now as it was before.
O spirit of love! how quick and fresh art thou,
That, notwithstanding thy capacity
Receiveth as the sea, nought enters there,
Of what validity and pitch soe'er,
But falls into abatement and low price,
Even in a minute: so full of shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.

CURIO

Will you go hunt, my lord?

DUKE ORSINO

What, Curio?

CURIO

The hart.

DUKE ORSINO

Why, so I do, the noblest that I have:
O, when mine eyes did see Olivia first,
Methought she purged the air of pestilence!
That instant was I turn'd into a hart;
And my desires, like fell and cruel hounds,
E'er since pursue me.

Enter VALENTINE
How now! what news from her?

VALENTINE

So please my lord, I might not be admitted;
But from her handmaid do return this answer:
The element itself, till seven years' heat,
Shall not behold her face at ample view;
But, like a cloistress, she will veiled walk
And water once a day her chamber round
With eye-offending brine: all this to season
A brother's dead love, which she would keep fresh
And lasting in her sad remembrance.

DUKE ORSINO

O, she that hath a heart of that fine frame
To pay this debt of love but to a brother,
How will she love, when the rich golden shaft
Hath kill'd the flock of all affections else
That live in her; when liver, brain and heart,
These sovereign thrones, are all supplied, and fill'd
Her sweet perfections with one self king!
Away before me to sweet beds of flowers:
Love-thoughts lie rich when canopied with bowers.

Exeunt

SCENE II. The sea-coast.

Enter VIOLA, a Captain, and Sailors

VIOLA

What country, friends, is this?

Captain

This is Illyria, lady.

VIOLA

And what should I do in Illyria?
My brother he is in Elysium.
Perchance he is not drown'd: what think you, sailors?

Captain

It is perchance that you yourself were saved.

VIOLA

O my poor brother! and so perchance may he be.

We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.

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Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

i got banned from the destiny thread from preaching harsh, yet fair, truths

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el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

Blue Raider posted:

i got banned from the destiny thread from preaching harsh, yet fair, truths

You must not like the Mida Multi Tool.

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ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Blue Raider posted:

destiny is the loving worst and people that play it for more than an hour a week are bound for a shoah

Blue Raider posted:

xbone and ps4 are both garbage for gay retards

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Barvo: Feb 19, 2008; by Ralp

spacemang_spliff posted:

destiny does suck when you don't have friends to play with.

so I can see why goons hate it so much

realtalk it sucks without buddies, is fun with buddies. It's the Miller Lite of videogames.

el B posted:

You must not like the Mida Multi Tool.

lmao are you the guy that had a full on train run on him for having absolutely terrible views on fun guns?

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THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

What bungie did to destiny is worse than what hitler did to the jews

# ? Mar 11, 2015 19:43

THE PENETRATOR: Jul 27, 2014; by Lowtax

spacemang_spliff posted:

destiny does suck when you don't have friends to play with.

so I can see why goons hate it so much

Actually it sucks with friends, too

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a real rude dude: Jan 23, 2005

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

op needs to hope for the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=163_C5UVU-I

this is funny to me because mccartney is a piece of poo poo trash king

# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:09

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

THE PENETRATOR posted:

What bungie did to destiny is worse than what hitler did to the jews

Bungie did something wrong :qq:

# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:18

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005; The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

ethanol posted:

It is the year 2004. Little johnny is ten years old. Little does little johnny know that his life... his entire life.. is to be ruined for the next ten years by a game which will destroy any chance at success poor Johnny ever had.. and destroyed a generation. This is the true story... of the world of warcraft

Anyways thats my opening line to my documentary I hope you like it

God drat, like I needed even more of a reason not to let my kid play MMOs.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:21

1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHVtZsCZ1TA

# ? Mar 11, 2015 20:28

TerminalSaint: Apr 21, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

I liked the part when people were actually surprised that Bungie's humorless Borderlands was a bad game.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 22:35

TerminalSaint: Apr 21, 2007; Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Only Bungie could start with this:

and poo poo out this:

# ? Mar 11, 2015 22:39

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

I am glad i did not buy Borderlands: In Space, More Boring and also the game cost us half a billion dollars to make

NEXT GEN GAMES

# ? Mar 11, 2015 22:45

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

Parody Threads posted:

lmao are you the guy that had a full on train run on him for having absolutely terrible views on fun guns?

I had nothing to do with that, but holy poo poo did those people go from zero to rabid real fast. Kinda wish that guy would post more.

# ? Mar 11, 2015 22:57

Barvo: Feb 19, 2008; by Ralp

el B posted:

I had nothing to do with that, but holy poo poo did those people go from zero to rabid real fast. Kinda wish that guy would post more.

that guy was a bitch and MIDA is cool so I agree and I loved the carnage

# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:28

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

el B posted:

You must not like the Mida Multi Tool.

idk what that is but i would tell them they should be ashamed for plying the multiplayer which is the worst in history and i guess i hurt one too many of their human being feelings

# ? Mar 11, 2015 23:53